076 Watching Horror Movies
When Wuyu came back from buying things, Xu Wen and Xia Qing did not start watching movies. They arranged the living room a little, and the sofa was filled with dolls and dolls of night peaches, which seemed to be very safe.
"What are you doing... Is it so ritual to watch a horror movie?"
"The fog and rain are coming, let's watch together, leaving you a place here."
"I don't want it." Wu Yu said disgusted, "There is no air conditioner in the living room. Wouldn't you die suddenly by wrapping a blanket?"
"Hot? Is this a problem for us immortal cultivators?"
Xu Wen just snapped his fingers, and the entire living room soon filled with a bit of cold air.
"You are quite arrogant now..."
In the early days, Xu Wen seemed particularly cautious about consuming spiritual power, but now he has become much more casual. After all, there is no need to break through the bottleneck to build foundations, and the threat on the surface does not exist, so he naturally becomes lazy in his heart.
"The fog and rain are coming, let's watch the movie together!"
Xia Qing was filming the seat beside her and greeting Wu Yu to come together, "We sisters haven't watched a movie together for a long time, so just treat it as accompaniment me, okay?"
"Okay... Then wait until I put the vegetables in the refrigerator."
"I'll do it, I'll do it, you'll sit first."
Xia Qing sat down with Wu Yu, and Xu Wen, who was beside him, was also lying on the sofa and staring at the TV screen. He held the remote control in one hand and held his cheek in the other hand, showing a very lazy expression.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"Nothing," Xia Wuyu said, "Why haven't you seen you force my sister to practice recently?"
"Your sister's qualifications are really limited, and I can no longer take over."
Xu Wen glanced at Xia Wuyu, "However, if you are interested, you can come to me to learn from your master at any time."
"If you want me to take you as your teacher, then you and my sister are Taoist couples again. What do you call me and my sister then?"
"Just call you, your sister refuses to marry me, so there is no need to call her master's wife."
"Just make a few words of teasing you, you will be suffocating!" Xia Wuyu whispered, "You don't have a house, no car, and no money. You don't have a stable job yet, why should my sister marry you?"
"Isn't it enough for your sister to like me?" Xu Wen said with his ears, "Don't you pay attention to free love here? You, a sister, are so generous."
"Tsk..."
Why did you learn the skills that should be learned so quickly?
"You, what are you talking about? You're so happy..."
Xia Qing walked over with a fruit plate full of snacks tremblingly, Wu Yu and Xu Wen stared at her blushing face expressionlessly.
"I said Qingbao, you are a cultivator after all. Listening to the living room through the kitchen is something that even mortals can do. If you can't hear me, I won't believe it."
"You must pretend to be inaudible when you hear it! How embarrassing! You can cooperate with me... It's true."
Xia Qing murmured with some complaints, "Besides, it's not like you want to get married if you like it... Don't always talk about marriage. We can't even be formally dating now. How can we talk about marriage?"
"That's to say, a free dog."
Wu Yu grimaced at Xu Wen. Xu Wen was angry but didn't say it out loud. He thought he didn't have to be as knowledgeable as these ordinary people. Then he suddenly changed his words:
"Are you ready to watch a horror movie? Hurry up!"
"Oh, wait for me."
Xia Qing first pulled up the curtains, then turned off the lights in the living room, and then returned to the sofa seat. Wu Yu took the initiative to give up his seat and let Xia Qing sit in the middle.
"I clearly said I was afraid of horror movies, but I did so many rituals..." Xu Wen frowned, "Are you really scared?"
"I, of course I'm afraid...but the atmosphere of watching horror movies must be done well."
Xia Qing curled up in the middle of the sofa with her knees, wrapped around a blanket covering every inch of her skin, cushioned with a doll on her back, held one in her arms, and finally reached out to hold Wuyu's hand.
"Yu Yu, sit here a little... closer, yes, stick to me, yes, so is Xu Wen."
"Isn't it hot like this? I can't release the cold and cold air all the time."
"It's okay...it's more secure."
Xia Qing wrapped herself with only a pair of eyes left outside.
"It's started, the movie."
The fog and rain began to play the hut in the forest. The background music of the movie sounded, and Xia Qing shrank and lowered her head.
"What are you doing? Look up."
The more Xu Wen saw Xia Qing coward, the more interesting it felt. He even turned her hat on his face and bullied her inhumanely.
The opening plot of "The House in the Forest" is a very old-fashioned horror film. A group of handsome men and beautiful women with excessive hormone secretion made an appointment to go on vacation in a house in the Forest. They went to a forest that was rarely visited by people and entered a mysterious underground hut for death. They moved the things in the basement very hard and opened the seal. Everything became a sign of the arrival of a storm.
In this process, there are some scenes that are not suitable for children in this heavy-tasting movie. For example, when the second female lead suddenly started dancing to the wolf head when she was playing the truth adventure, her posture was very charming and enchanting. Xia Qing had a premonition that something was going to happen later, so she subconsciously reached out to Wuyu, blocking her vision and said, "Little, kid, don't watch this--"
"What is this woman doing? Her butt is twisting..."
As soon as Xu Wen finished speaking, the second female lead suddenly came up and made a passionate and inappropriate action with the wolf head hanging on the wall. Xia Qing blushed and then found that Xu Wen, who was beside her, seemed to be watching very seriously, hurriedly blocked his eyes and said, "You, you are not allowed to watch--"
"I'm already five thousand years old, why are you stopping me?"
This scene was finally distracted and fooled.
"It's true... just play horror movies, just play horror movies well. What are you doing for these meat-selling scenes..."
Xia Qing seemed very angry, but the plot that followed was a scene where the second female lead another male character to fight in the forest. Xia Qing was about to turn off the TV and change the program, but the ghosts came out of the soil. Xia Qing was so scared that she screamed, and she crawled into Xu Wen's arms and shivered.
It seems that I am really scared...
Awakening the undead is just a spell that ghost cultivators often use, and Xu Wen doesn't care at all.
What made him care about was the intimate interaction between the second female and the male character. In the previous plot, he already knew that the two were in a relationship.
So he asked Wu Yu, who was staring at the plot with a serious face, and said, "What are they doing? Should couples be so honest?"
"Yeah, it's normal..."
Wu Yu looked at it seriously and answered perfunctorily.
"Hey, Qingbao, get up and watch horror movies!"
"No, I...I'm afraid..."
Now it is not advisable to play the scenes and horror scenes in parallel at the same time. Xia Qing can't care so much, just trembling in Xu Wen's chest.
"How do I know if you don't look at it? Get up quickly."
Xu Wen forced Xia Qing's head to watch the movie. This scene happened to be played in the plot of the second female lead being killed. Screams inside and outside the screen were heard one after another. Xia Qing whimpered and screamed, holding Xu Wen's arm tightly and refused to let go.
Tsk tsk... She's really a foul coward.
For some reason, Xu Wen is now very happy and enjoyable.
It seems that this horror movie is indeed Qingbao's weakness...
However, Xu Wen is still a little curious about the intimate thing they were doing just now.
The plot becomes very fast in the middle and late stages, but as the answer is gradually revealed, Xia Qing's sense of fear has weakened a lot. She began to lean on Xu Wen's shoulder and cover one of her eyes and hold a crack to watch the movie.
Humph...
Xu Wen's teasing thoughts arose again. He waved his hand and one of Wan Tao's dolls moved under his control. While Xia Qing was watching the horror movie with all concentration, Xu Wen controlled the dolls behind Xia Qing and reached out to pat her shoulder from the direction of fog and rain.
"Don't, don't scare me, fog and rain..."
"Ah? What did you say, I didn't touch you-"
Xia Wuyu and Xia Qing turned their heads at the same time and saw the doll floating in the air.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Xu Wen never expected that he would kill two deaths and scare the two sisters of the Xia family to cry. Among them, Xia Qing was even more heavyweight. At this moment of frightened, he threw himself into Xu Wen's arms and sat up and down, jumping up and down, trembling.
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Xia Qing himself was frightened and unintentional action, but the experience was very different for Xu Wen.
Feeling Xia Qing's body temperature and touch, and recalling the scenes I saw in the movie just now, Xu Wen, the immortal master who was once undesirable and dedicated to the Tao (maybe for the first time), had a physical reaction that made him blush and shame.
Chapter completed!