Chapter 334
Oral Care
On the way to Puji Temple, I sat in the passenger seat and it was so nice that I didn’t have a big belly.
My brother hasn't adapted yet, and he always glances at my stomach infrequently, feeling that he still needs to be careful.
"Xiao Qiao, are you a little different? Why do I think you... seem to be lighter and stronger than before Jiang Qiyun appeared last year. You shouldn't have to ascend in the daytime?" my brother asked.
"How is that possible!"
Baopuzi's inner chapter discusses immortals, and divides the categories of immortals into celestial immortals, earth immortals and corpse immortals; internal alchemy studies are also divided into celestial immortals, earth immortals, human immortals, gods and ghost immortals.
Those who ascend to the sun are all high-level immortals, most of whom are profound in their Taoism and have immeasurable merits.
I feel that I am still the same. As for the dirty old lady, she said that I was raised by Jiang Qiyun, I think she refers to the sex.
The dirty old lady did not shy away from these things, and I blushed when she heard what she said.
She said that women who are harmonious in sexual intercourse can feel physically and mentally satisfied, and have a warm temperament, which can make people feel the harmonious aura of harmony between yin and yang.
I think this makes some sense. After all, the couple has a good relationship and will naturally look beautiful.
But when the dirty old lady heard that we didn't need condoms, she smiled strangely, saying that she was "raising" me and told me not to be ungrateful.
Is this still "raising"?
The old lady dirty smiled and said that the immortals must have deep meaning in their work, so that I don’t need to go into it. It’s boring to get stuck in the slightest. Anyway, it’s the love between the couple, and it’s enough to accept it.
There is nothing unacceptable to this... But our family is already in a mess. If there are more, how can we take care of it?
Seeing that I had a hard time giving birth, Jiang Qiyun felt relieved and said whether to give birth to a child depends on my wishes in the future.
I am also very confused. It is definitely not possible at the moment. Yu Gui and Younan are still so young.
What should I do? He felt that the condom was annoying and unacceptable. A strong person like him, he had to wear a raincoat first if he wanted to have sex? This picture is really a bit unimaginable.
On the way to Puji Temple, I tactfully told my brother about this problem. My brother frowned and said, "Actually, this thing is condom. To be honest, no man likes to use it, which is very annoying... But I have to use it, either just ejaculate outside the body or just take medicine. This is not recommended."
"It seems that there is any contraceptive foam for women. It is said to be a sperm-killing person, which I don't think is reliable; or just learn from other couples, don't want to have children, and don't want to go for contraception, so just go for a minor surgery. The woman has a ring or the man has a ligation - this must be yours, how could he be?"
"But some women are more repulsive to the upper ring, so... the pros and cons are half the pros and cons."
My brother analyzed these with me seriously, but I had no idea about these.
He frowned and said, "What are you doing for contraception? You are now special. If you succeed in practicing Taoism in the future and be free from the constraints of the Yin and Yang Qi, you will not be able to give birth to it even if you want to."
Well?!!
Why didn't I think of this problem?
"Anyway, your little head can only think of a few steps in front of you. You should listen to your husband's work on this matter. He spent more time on you than you imagined! It's better to go with the flow. You're much easier than other women!" My brother taught him a lesson.
Jiang Qiyun did spend a lot of effort on me, and there were many I didn’t even know about it.
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There are several villages around the location of Puji Temple. People here have been influenced by Buddhism for a hundred years, basically believe in Buddhism, and their business is related to Puji Temple.
Nowadays, there are few temples, those who pray for the wishes, those who worship incense and worship Buddha, or those who come to travel. There are endless pilgrims, and almost every religious place can become a small tourist area.
Some people were wearing yellow monk robes and slippers from a distance, standing on the side of the road selling six-character mantra Buddhist beads, consecrated amulets, and Manjushri Samantabhadra Jade Pendant...
"Now many people say that they believe in Buddhism, but most of them are fake. There are many Buddhist rules and regulations. Once they are integrated with the secular world, they will be inferior. But there is no way. How can you survive without incense?... It's better for us, there is no psychological pressure, and keep the shop at ease." My brother drove slowly while complaining to me.
He dared not drive fast. In such places, farmers are smart businessmen. Not to mention scratching people, even if they scratch a chicken, they will have to pay.
"Hmph, Buddhism is not as powerful as money. These people have been guarding this century-old temple and are planning to eat it for several lifetimes."
As we were talking, we saw a group of monks walking by, and I was stunned - it is rare to see monks walking by now.
The famous monks from Dafo Temple. I have seen related reports on TV. I feel that they are "monks". Most of the people who work in the temple are "monks", and many of them are part-time monks.
There are all kinds of people when the forest is big, and there are many fake Taoist priests in Taoism, but Taoism emphasizes yin and yang and does not need to be a bachelor.
The monks were walking around with no one, and they were covered in dust. They were carrying simple salutes and walking slowly with their canes. They were also going to Puji Temple?
The road here is narrow, and there was a scratch in front. The two car owners stopped to argue, which led to us being blocked in the back. My brother was impatient to jump off the car and planned to uphold justice.
I followed him out of the car and saw two cars in front of me squeezing in the middle of the road, with the rearview mirror shattering on the ground.
"A Volvo and a Cadillac, two rich guys are squeezing?" my brother said with a smile.
A car owner watching the fun next to him immediately agreed, "Yes, the rich man has a bad temper."
The two car owners looked in their thirties and forties. With their family members, the woman in Cadillac was arrogant and scolded the other party and would not avoid it. The woman originally advised her husband to forget it, but she was scolded and the two women started arguing.
The leading monk wanted to persuade him, and as soon as he shouted the Buddha's name, the arrogant woman scolded: "Stay away from me! You don't have fleas on your body!"
As he said that, he gave these monks a fierce look.
Why do people like this go to a Buddhist temple? I think I can get the blessing of the Buddha by spending 999 a stick of incense?
My brother was impatient, and he walked up and said, "You both drive luxury cars, but you can't afford to repair a rearview mirror? Don't block everyone here. Leave a phone number with each other if you have a good point. Can you find an insurance company? Move the car first-"
"Do you little poor guy know how much a rearview mirror cost?" The woman's anger immediately attracted my brother: "It's more expensive than a broken car for you! I'm an imported car! I don't know how to avoid it-"
My brother rarely suffers losses, and he replied: "Whoever stipulates that imported cars should avoid? Are you a fool in your brain? Look at your fat head and big ears, your brain will turn into a frozen skin after eating too much?" hf();
Chapter completed!