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Chapter 47 Give me half of your bed

Mr. Mo generously gave his son a chance, "You talk first."

Mo Zeyang held up the drawing board, "Can you buy me such a fish?"

Mr. Mo lowered his eyes and twitched his mouth, "Is this a fish?"

"Tiger shark, Dad said that he could grab several such small fish with one hand," Mo Zeyang quickly drew a glass fish tank on the drawing board with a layer of lace on it. Today he asked, you can buy one in the supermarket for 15 yuan. Daddy can afford such a fish tank even if he doesn't have money. "I want to keep it in the fish tank."

Mo Yunqi: "..."

There is definitely something wrong with Gu Jiaming's way of teaching children!

Mo Yunqi went downstairs, squatted in front of Mo Zeyang, and said to him gently: "Baby, tiger sharks are not fish. To be precise, they belong to the phylum of Chordatus and Mammal. They are a highly socialized animal with a relatively stable family. If you want to see it, I can take you to the underwater world."

Child Mo Zeyang suddenly felt that his father was so educated and powerful, but he just couldn't understand it. In any case, sharks were not fish, and he was a little confused. "That piece of salted fish is not a stinky salted fish?"

Mo Yunqi narrowed his eyes, touched Mo Zeyang's head with a smile, and asked gently, "Duan Xianyu?"

"Duan Yanghai, it's the one who looked at you in the evening," Mo Zeyang said wisely and shook all his things. "A long time ago, when I was about two years old, Uncle Duan said he wanted to be my father. Dad said he ran on the road and had hair, and Uncle Duan was swimming in the sea. Without hair, they could not be happy."

Mo Yunqi pinched his little face and praised: "Awesome! A good memory! That Duan Yanghai's body is a tiger shark?"

Mo Zeyang nodded his little head, "I can see what the essence of any kind of monster is. If I don't know it, draw it down and ask my father."

Mr. Mo paused his hand on the child's head, and felt that this was a bit unreliable because Gu Jiaming couldn't recognize them all correctly.

"Next time, if you don't know someone, please draw it and look for me. If I don't know, I will help you check the information. If you can, I suggest you make an album and draw all the monsters you see on this album, mark their names and types. If you forget it, wait until you see it later, and come back to check the album, and don't ask others again."

Mo Zeyang clapped his hands in surprise, "What awesome!"

Daddy is awesome!

"Then can you draw the complete picture of what you know and want to be your stepmother's demon?" Mr. Mo gently touched his son's head, not stingy with his praise. "Zeyang is very talented in painting and can definitely complete this job perfectly."

Mo Zeyang's eyes were brighter, and he proudly raised his chest and accepted this glorious task: "Of course!"

Mr. Mo smiled slightly, "Awesome!"

"Dad, can I give me a reward if I complete the task?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

"Can you buy me a tiger shark? Just keep it in this kind of glass bottle."

Mr. Mo looked at the bottle as big as the bowl that his son gestured, and his mouth twitched. There was no such a small tiger shark.

Mo Zeyang sighed disappointed and patted his father's shoulder earnestly, "It's okay, I will work hard to make money when I grow up, I will support you."

He looked at the bottle in the supermarket and could buy it for fifteen yuan, but his dad couldn't afford it. The summary is: His dad is really poor!

Mr. Mo: “…”

"Forget it, let's discuss what to eat tonight." Mo Xiaozai was already desperate.

Mr. Mo had a calm face, as deep as the sea, "eat grilled fish."

———

Gu Jiaming went directly to Dong Xin’s antique shop. Unfortunately, it was open hours now, and Dong Xin was invited to see Feng Shui. Before he came back, Gu Jiaming sat on the cashier in the other party’s store, holding several rabbit sperm that Boss Dong picked up from somewhere in his arms. He called the other party while rubbing, "When will you come back? I have something urgent to ask you!"

Dong Xin was obviously busy, "I can't go back for now. You're short about it, what's the matter?"

Gu Jiaming asked anxiously: "The jade on Mo Yunqi's body is broken. How can I suppress the spiritual energy on him? He is now Tang Monk's flesh, and there are monsters who want to catch him. What should I do?"

"What to do? Do you have the money when you ask me what to do?" Dong Xin spoke with a nice voice, but this can't change the fact that he is a financial fan. In short, when you come to me for work, no matter who you are, you have to talk about money first. Talk about feelings hurts money. In the words of Boss Dong, this is called material exchange.

Gu Jiaming gritted his teeth and said, "Give you money well! My salary will be paid soon. I will give you as much as you want. I will wait for me to come to you with the money! Also, how to extend Mo Yunqi's life? Can we sign a contract with a demon and share our lives?"

Dong Xin smiled and only gave him one word: "Ha!"

Gu Jiaming: “…”

Oh my go! This two-legged beast has a really bad temper!

Dong Xin said angrily: "If this method can be used casually and I will catch a little demon casually, I will be immortal. Do you think there is such a cheap thing? Let me tell you the truth, using a demon for a hundred years can only exchange for humans for a year, and this method will damage the good deeds. Don't think so much, he won't die so easily."

"Wow!" Gu Xiaoyao asked in surprise: "Did you say he is not a human?"

Boss Dong angrily retorted to him: "You should prepare the consultation fee first! You used to eat, drink, and live in mine, but didn't give a penny! Now you don't pay me back if you make money!"

Gu Jiaming: QAQ

"Didn't I buy you a watch last year?" Gu Xiaoyao's confidence instantly became so depressed that he was eight millimeters.

Boss Dong: "Get out!" Then he hung up the phone domineeringly!

Even the guy who was watching the store looked at Gu Jiaming with disgust. Last year, the boss’s birthday, Actor Gu bought a child watch of one or five yuan for the boss at a roadside stall. It only shines and no numbers.

Actor Gu was still furious. This was the most unfriendly human bipedal beast he had ever seen! He said softly, but he even scolded him for getting out! Gu Xiaoyao angrily took away the three sunflowers that Boss Dong had raised on the windowsill. The little boy in the shop chased him for a long time but couldn't catch up.

Gu Xiaoyao ran very fast!

Putting this strangely-looking sunflower on the windowsill, Gu Xiaoyao clapped his hands and patted off a layer of soil on his hands. He felt very good after taking revenge.

Let you scold me!

I will take your flowers away!

Super fierce!

The little rabbit demon in Dong Xin's store did not catch up with Gu Jiaming, and called his boss anxiously, "Boss, Gu Jiaming took away the pot of flowers you put on the balcony! It was the one with three heads!"

Mo Zeyang looked at the third head and asked interested: "Where are you?"

The third head touched his flower plate with leaves and said sarcastically: "I am lucky to have a love of love, and I specialize in attracting love. As long as I am here at home, I will definitely get married!"

After hearing it, Mo Zeyang took out a brush from his pocket, drew a cross on his head, and made a mark.

It's it, scolding him for farting!

Taohualu couldn't see what was painted on his body, and said angrily: "You kid! What do you mean?!"

Mo Zeyang turned his head and ran away, ignoring the other party at all. This made the third sunflower with a bad temper almost rolled up the anger of the head. They were asked to go home and they were offered as ancestors. They burned incense and prayed for blessings every day, and sprayed dew. The child actually painted on its beautiful body!

Lucky flowers have agreed to wait for the little brat to come back! You must whip his butt with leaves!

After a while, Deng Dengdeng's footsteps came back, and the three sunflowers looked over at the same time. This time Mo Zeyang did not come back alone, and he was holding his father.

The child walked to the windowsill, pointed to the sunflower head that he had marked, and said in a slight voice: "It is it that brings peach blossoms!"

Mr. Mo had a cold face, holding the scissors used by Lao Buck to prune the branches and leaves of the flowers in the yard, and cut it off for the harmony of the family!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Official fortune and talent fortune do not want to do such ugly actions, but the peach blossom fortune is the same as them, and they have to lie three times as soon as they lie down. The movements are ugly or ugly. Even the leaves that try to support their bodies show their unwillingness to surrender.

Mr. Mo narrowed his eyes and hesitated whether to cut them all. Is this kind of flower really safe to stay at home? After all, they have become sperm.

Feeling his "killing intention", the two flowers did not struggle anymore, and they all sat down to explain their uses, and tried to keep their heads. It would take a hundred years to grow one, so hard!

The first head: "I am recruiting official luck, and I am here to ensure your official luck is successful!"

Mr. Mo smiled, "No, I don't need anything."

The second head: "With me in your child, you will definitely be admitted to a world-renowned school!"

Mr. Mo continued to smile, "I was admitted to a world-renowned university when I didn't have you, so my son definitely didn't need it."

The third head: "...I'm bringing peach blossoms, I..." The confidence is getting less and less.

Mr. Mo is ready to start, and just by this, he should be cut off.

The peach blossom luck was so scared that he covered his head with leaves and said in panic: "No, no, no, I can use it in the opposite direction! I will absorb the peach blossom luck of others, and I will do whatever you ask me to do!"

Mr. Mo thought about it and it was quite useful, so let's keep it for now.

All three heads were about to cry, but I had never seen such a cruel and unreasonable person who played cards. When others asked for them, they all offered them. This person actually said that he had nothing to lack and cut his hair directly! Look at the cute child, he didn't dare to mess with him anymore. This child was too scheming and even complained. How could this little thing have so many scruples?

At this time, Gu Jiaming also came out after taking a shower. He stood behind the father and looked at the three sunflowers and smiled, "I thought it was three big chrysanthemums, and planned to pull my head and make tea tomorrow. It turned out that it was not big chrysanthemums."

Qiyunhua was scared again and hugged her head with leaves and her whole body trembled.

Mr. Mo thought that it was true that the child thought it was chrysanthemum, and he learned it from his father. Many of Mo Zeyang’s basic knowledge needed to be corrected.

Mr. Mo touched his son's head, "Sao Zeyang, let's take care of it, loosen the soil and water it every day, and you can take an observation note."

Mo Zeyang agreed happily, he would definitely raise it well!

The child went back to his room and took his baby's flower dew. They said they wanted to drink dew. That's it?

I squirt!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"We are very easy to raise, really!"

"You don't need to loosen the soil, just bask in the sun, really!"

Mo Zeyang happily put down the flower dew and shovel, and muttered: "It turns out that plants are so easy to raise, I understand!"

———

Mr. Mo did not take his pillow tonight. After washing up, he walked directly into Gu Jiaming's bedroom. The four-piece set on the bed had been replaced with extended and widened, suitable for two people. He could roll on the bed sheets no matter how he rolled it.

Gu Jiaming looked at the other party walking in with a confused look on his face. His serious look made him feel embarrassed to think in a wrong way. How could Mr. Mo, a serious gentleman and elegant gentleman, do such a serious and elegant gentleman, do such a move as climbing the bed?

However, the fact in front of him was that Mr. Mo was sitting on his bed for granted and lying next to him for granted. Anyway, that meant: sleep together.

Gu Jiaming: “…”

Gu Jiaming stared blankly at the other party turning off the desk lamp and asked silly: "You... why did you come to me suddenly?"

Mr. Mo reached out to his waist with a serious look on his face, hugged Gu Jiaming in his arms, and said softly: "Because there is a monster who wants to catch me, I am afraid of being caught in my sleep."

Gu Jiaming asked subconsciously: "Do you need me to protect you?"

Hoho!

Mo Yunqi also has times when he is afraid!

Gu Xiaoyao began to swell at this moment!
Chapter completed!
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