Chapter 558 Crazy Tucao
While everyone was drowsy, Liu Bang finally took the lead in climbing the platform prepared in advance with a smile.
Standing on the platform, scanning the surroundings.
Liu Bang couldn't help but feel a hint of heroism.
Liu Bang felt that there would definitely be great gains today.
"All the geniuses of Jixia Academy, I think everyone is already very familiar with me. Yes, I have been to Jixia Academy shortly after you joined Jixia Academy, and I have donated a lot of gold coins to Jixia Academy. It is no exaggeration to say that many of the food you eat and use in Jixia Academy over the years are my contributions."
When Liu Bang said this, he looked at everyone around him.
What made Liu Bang a little embarrassed was that there was no thunderous applause around him.
The male students were fine, but they still looked pretty accustomed to sit there.
The female students were a little too much. They not only whispered, but also laughed from time to time. Judging from their appearance, they did not take Liu Bang's speech to heart at all.
"In recent years, our Hongmen has experienced relatively stable development, and the population and economy have achieved very good and continuous growth. The population has grown by about ten percentage points, and the ratio of men and women is coordinated. The economy continues to increase by at least six percentage points every year. We expect to completely eliminate poverty in ten years."
"At present, our Hongmen army has about 400,000 troops, including about 200,000 traditional infantry and 50,000 cavalry, and most of the rest are auxiliary troops. Our army is equipped with a large number of institutional weapons. The mobility and strike power on the battlefield are very outstanding and powerful."
"Our Hongmen now has 111 administrative units of all sizes, including..."
Liu Bang was talking endlessly on the high platform, and he kept citing various data, which made Wang Yi a little drowsy.
"I have made a rough plan this year. In the next ten years, our Hongmen economy will double on the existing basis. The per capita purchasing capacity will be at least doubled. At the same time, we must improve the treatment level of officials and talents at all levels."
When Liu Bang said this, he became very excited.
Because he had been talking for a long time, now he is finally about to get to the point.
"For talents like you, as long as you are willing to serve in my Hongmen, I can not only provide you with housing, but also provide you with Hongmen's household registration. For male classmates, we can also assign you two concubines to ensure that you can successfully form a family and continue the incense."
"Your average annual salary will not be less than 10,000 gold coins. If you make special contributions to Hongmen, your annual salary will be increased."
"In a word, you are willing to serve in Hongmen, and Hongmen will help you solve all your worries."
Liu Bang slowly opened his arms and a smile appeared on his face.
Liu Bang felt very satisfied with today's speech.
However, Liu Bang just felt good about himself, because as he finished speaking, the audience did not respond too strongly.
After coughing gently to hide the embarrassment, Liu Bang walked off the platform in sadness.
After Liu Bang walked off the platform, Xiang Yu frowned and climbed onto the platform.
I don’t know what happened, but Xiang Yu felt that he couldn’t be energetic today, and he always felt pessimistic and negative in his mind from time to time.
Upon climbing the platform, Xiang Yu's eyes swept across the people around him. He found that everyone around him was dirty and ugly.
The men made him feel nauseous, and the women made him feel nauseous.
"My name is Xiang Yu, I am the monarch of Bashang, and you are unattainable."
Xiang Yu's opening remarks immediately attracted the attention of everyone around him.
Everyone looked at Xiang Yu, and they felt that Xiang Yu's opening remark was full of gimmicks.
However, what Xiang Yu said next made everyone frown gradually.
"The reason I went to the high platform to give a speech today is because I like the feeling of being high and looking down on you. As for whether you are willing to join my Bashang, I don't care at all, because in my opinion, you are not worthy of my hard-working persuasion. There is no difference between having you and not having you in Bashang."
Xiang Yu's words caused an uproar.
But Liu Bang smiled very satisfied at this time.
This is what Liu Bang needs.
It seems that Wang Yi's medicine has produced very good results.
"Old Master, why are you staring at me? Don't you know that you lack front teeth and can't hold back bad breath? Every time I talk to you, it's a torment for me. Can't you brush your teeth?"
"Mozi, you hide in the mecha all day long, so I'll ask you, are you hot or not? Do you think you don't have the face to see people, or do you think you're so cool?"
"Zhuang Zhou, what are your abilities besides sleeping and dreaming? By the way, you can also raise Kun. Do you know that your Kun will shit everywhere every time, making the entire academy mess? Let me be honest, I have long wanted to capture and kill your Kun, half braised, and half barbecued."
"Jiang Ziya, you are laughing there. You used to spread rumors and slander me everywhere. You said I was the reincarnation of the Great Demon King, and I also wanted to say that you were the reincarnation of Gou Jiba."
Jiang Ziya and Lao Fuzi's beards were so angry that they were raised. Mo Zi was angry that they smoked on the surface of the mecha, and Zhuang Zhou was so angry that wrinkles appeared on his face.
"I have said before that Xiang Yu is the reincarnation of the Great Demon King. Now you believe me. Let me tell you that the great devil's desire to destroy the deepest desire to destroy is about to erupt. Now he is maliciously slandering us. Next, he may also want to demolish Jixia Academy."
"To be honest, I really want to demolish Jixia Academy, and I will demolish Jixia Academy immediately."
Xiang Yu seemed to be cooperating with Jiang Ziya. He glanced at everyone around him and continued, "What are you geniuses? Women show their thighs and slender waists, wear bright clothes, and spray with good perfume on their bodies. Are you trying to seduce me on purpose?"
"That Yu Ji, when I first saw you, I felt that your eyes looked at me were a little strange. You wanted to eat me."
Xiang Yu was right this time. When Yu Ji saw Xiang Yu for the first time, she wanted to kill Xiang Yu.
"A Ke, you look at people like a knife. Are your whole family killers?"
"Mirror, do you know that I hate women wearing leather pants the most?"
"Xi Shi, I think you are a woman of supplies. You are looking for treasures everywhere. I think as long as I promise to give you ten gold coins, you will follow me."
"And that Gala, you have long legs and even wear high heels. Do you know that you are so tall that it makes men feel very stressed?"
"Yunying, do you think you are very handsome when playing with guns? You are also flipping guns. I see that the one in your hand is the broom head."
"That little fox, your voice is pretending to be gentle. You don't know that you are a green tea bitch because I don't know that you are a green tea bitch? You are Daji, and King Zhou is ruined by you."
"By the way, Zhong Wuyan is gone, I want to scold her. I have never seen a woman as ugly as him. Her muscles are more developed than men, and she looks like a monster. I guess Sun Ce has eyes problems, and he doesn't vomit when he sees Zhong Wuyan at close range."
As Xiang Yu finished speaking, Wang Yi felt that the temperature around him had dropped by at least ten degrees.
The women all threw the eyes at Xiang Yu that they wanted to kill.
It seems that as long as Xiang Yu leaves the platform, he will be torn to pieces by a group of women.
"I seem to be having a big time this time."
Wang Yi rubbed his forehead.
Wang Yi himself did not expect that Xiang Yu would have so many negative emotions in his heart.
Now that these negative emotions are vented, people are caught off guard.
"You guys are laughing at me, I didn't complain about you. Do you think you are perfect?"
"Liang Po, let me talk about you first. You said you are very old and you don't stay in the Gandan tribe and wait for death. What are you doing when you come to Jixia College? Do you think the rice from Jixia College is fragrant? You come to Jixia College to support your elderly care and to eat and drink freely."
"And Master Luban, you look not young anymore. You said you are a mechanical puppet, why don't you be a woman, but a little girl? Can I say you are evil inside? You weirdo."
"Yuan Ge and Sun Bin, you two, one is a mute and the other is a disabled person without legs. Do you regard Jixia Academy as a disabled shelter?"
"Yao, you're talking too much nonsense, like a woman who's jiji."
"Sima Yi, you are such a big illiterate, can you write your own name?"
"Mengqi, sooner or later, I will lead my troops into Xuanyong, arrest your father and take out big pieces, and let you send a black-haired man to a white-haired man."
"Zhuge Liang, let me talk about you too. I heard that you were molested by Liu Bei."
Upon hearing Xiang Yu's words, Zhuge Liang immediately frowned.
This is a shame in Zhuge Liang's life, and it is the thing Zhuge Liang is most reluctant to mention and remember.
Now Xiang Yu has spoken out directly in front of so many people.
"You have been insulted by Liu Bei, and you still swallow your anger and don't want to tell this. What does this mean? It means that your personality is very cowardly. To be honest, I look down on you the most is a coward like you. So even if you are willing to serve under my command, I won't want you."
"Finally, let me comment on Wang Yi."
Xiang Yu turned his gaze on Wang Yi.
Seeing this, Wang Yi was corrected and Wang Yi wanted to know how Xiang Yu was going to complain about him.
Chapter completed!