Chapter 396 They are quite pitiful
"Hurry up, the live broadcast will begin soon!"
"This is the first time that the joint military exercise organized by major powers around the world, and we must not miss it!"
"The whole school notified that in order to feel the strength of our country's national defense, all teachers and students organized a unified viewing of the joint military exercise today, and each person would give a review tomorrow."
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Regarding this joint military exercise, overwhelming publicity is being carried out around the world, especially in China. Because of the special emphasis on patriotic education, no one wants to miss this live broadcast picture that demonstrates the strength of the country.
Almost all TV stations and online platforms have been broadcasted. Of course, the most lively place is the international platforms. People from every country are dissatisfied with each other. Before the military exercise began, there was a strong smell of smoke from gunpowder.
"We in the United States are the most powerful country in the world. The f33 fighter we developed is definitely the overlord of the air. This time our military exercise is the protagonist!"
"Fuck, do you think only America has developed the fifth-generation fighter jet? Our Academician Fang Jueyu from China has developed the fifth-generation fighter jet long ago, which will open your eyes this time."
"Hahaha, Chinese and American, you are all too naive. No matter how strong your country is, it is just a country. According to the information disclosed, the Federation has developed the most advanced new fighter jet. This time it is the first time this fighter jet has appeared. Your f33 and j30 are nothing in front of this new fighter jet!"
"Hmph, do you guys take our sunshine seriously? The most advanced fighter jets and destroyers developed by our country have also developed. Just look at the technology of nuclear submarines, you will soon see it."
"You shameless people, the design drawings of those advanced weapons were created by our Dahan Empire. It was your people who stole our design creativity and technological crystals. I hope you will return the stolen materials immediately. It also contains more historical records. The ancestral home of Academician Fang Jueyu of China is our Dahan Empire. He is our man!"
"Fuck, it's all your country's, and the whole universe is all your country's, right?"
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The formal military exercise started at 9:30, but before 8:00, there were fierce quarrels on the Internet, especially those large international network platforms, which have almost been contributed by netizens who have been overturned by the wall. Wherever there are people, there must be Chinese people.
"Have you heard that this time the person in charge of the military exercise was a very young general, and the weapons and equipment were designed this time!"
"Really? Who is it? Has our China already developed the sixth-generation fighter jet? This is too fast? Didn't the fifth-generation fighter jet come out last year?"
"I don't know, the news is blocked very dead. The son of a friend of my father is in the flight unit. I heard that they selected 100 people to fly the most advanced fighter jet some time ago. They have not come back yet, so it must be a very secret."
"Oh my god, are you going to make a big splash today? It's so exciting!"
"It's time to start, the live broadcast begins!" Just as everyone was talking, the screen actually switched to a large conference room. This time, there were 32 countries participating in the military exercises, and all the generals in charge of the military exercises were sitting in this conference room.
"This is General Split from the United States!" The narrator introduced to the characters who appeared on the camera.
"I know this person. He is a wolf. When he was young, he was a pilot of the American Air Force. He shot down dozens of enemy planes in his life and made great achievements!"
"This is General Wolf of Tsarist Russia!"
"I also know this. There is a very popular video on the Internet. A man was walking a black bear on the street. It seems that this is the person!"
"Tsk tsk tsk... It is worthy of being a fighting nation. People walk their dogs and they walk their bears..."
"This one is General Berkeley of Iran!"
"Hahaha, I know this, he offered a reward of $80 million to assassinate the President of the United States!"
"Brothers, I want to talk to you about a business worth 80 million yuan. Have anyone gone with me?"
"Iran has been recruiting zero-hour workers during the winter vacation. The monthly salary of the suicide squad members is 5 million. As long as you don't die in a month, you will be a house!"
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Chinese netizens are a joke player per capita. Almost every general can say all kinds of memes in their mouths, and the barrage is full of 6666.
"The next thing I want to introduce is the general in charge of this military exercise in China, Lieutenant General Fang Jueyu, General Fang is the youngest general in China, he..."
"Hahahaha, why do you have the same name as the dean!" Many netizens immediately started to tease when they heard this name, but when the picture was cut to Fang Jueyu's face in military uniform, the netizens were petrified again.
"Damn it! This is not the same name and surname, it is really him! Why is the dean again? Wife, come and see!"
"I lost! Didn't the dean just finished the Grammy? He said he wanted to develop in the sports world, so why did he come to the military world? He also became a general?"
"This... this is not the dean's side job again, right? How many side jobs does he have?"
"Dean, why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"
"Why did I suddenly have a bad premonition? According to the dean's previous style of doing things, I think people from other countries are going to be unlucky this time..."
"I think so too. As long as there is a chance to show off, the dean will definitely have a slutty operation that will be worth the death. I think today's military exercise must be very exciting."
For Chinese netizens, although this still stunned them, this person was Fang Jueyu. They were surprised for a while and then calmed down. This was just a normal operation.
But in the eyes of those foreign friends, this has become an incomprehensible thing.
"Who is this? How could there be such a young general in China?"
"Isn't he the richest man in the world? How could he become a general in China? Can the military rank of China be bought with money? Did he build 100 fighter jets for China?"
"It's so ridiculous. Huaxia actually made an entrepreneur a general. It seems that they can't produce any decent troops."
"Oh, they are very pitiful too!" After seeing these comments, the netizens in China did not speak the fragrance, but began to worry about them.
"These poor guys don't know who they met yet."
"You can't understand the president's financial resources at all. If he spends money on scientific research, the research will definitely scare you to death."
"Foreign friends, I suggest you turn off the live broadcast directly and do whatever you should do. If the dean becomes slutty later, we will be afraid!"
"I heard that the president's scientific research team has developed the latest weapons and equipment. Judging from his expression, I think you are finished."
"Be confident upstairs and remove the three words 'I think'!"
The 32 generals were introduced one by one, but the rhythm of the barrage was still on Fang Jueyu, and in the entire conference room, most of the eyes were also on him.
Those generals have experienced the baptism of war and have made great achievements to gain their current status. How can a young man in his early twenties be able to guide the country with them?
Chapter completed!