Chapter 111
Zhao Sansi ordered this, and then another unprecedented scene appeared at the palace gate: every day, when Mao hour to Chen hour, hundreds of palace servants knelt at the palace gate and read "Madam Gu's Fu" loudly.
Chen Yi, the Minister of Rites, stayed up late and thought that he was bald, and wrote a 1,500-word article for these palace men. At first it was not called "Madam Gu's Fu", but a book of admitting mistakes. However, in this book of admitting mistakes, the words and sentences that use beautiful scenery to describe Mrs. Gu's virtues account for the vast majority, and the rhythm is close to poetry and far away from literature. Therefore, when the literati and scholars in the past heard it, they thought that this was a fu written for Mrs. Gu, which was spread to the people, so it was called "Madam Gu's Fu".
Speaking of which, Chen Yi, the Minister of Rites, was forced to write this popular "Fu of Mrs. Gu". Among the descendants, he was also a famous literati.
Of course, this is all a story.
Chen Yi, who is now writing this book of admitting mistakes, called "flattery" by his colleagues, comes from the palace gate every day and sees hundreds of people magnificently blowing Mrs. Gu's flattery. Officials with a little solar term will roll their eyes at him to show dissatisfaction. The officials who are watching the fun will smile badly at him without exception.
Lord Shen felt so sad. He thought that most of his life was smooth sailing. He was quite mature and smooth in dealing with things. He had never been neglected by his colleagues like this. Whenever he had to say something to his colleagues, the words of these colleagues were sarcastic:
"Mr. Shen, don't tell Xiaguan, you are busy with noble people, and Xiaguan dare not take up your precious time..."
Although he is in the downtown area, Lord Shen, who is neglected by everyone, feels like his heart is in a barren mountain, and he can't stand this grievance.
So, he had to secretly hook up with the prime minister Cai Jun, the head of the court officials, and strive to find someone who is willing to take care of him.
"Prime Minister, the officials are so sad." The two of them have been officials in the same dynasty for some time. Although they are in the same camp, they occasionally talk to others. Now that he has something to ask for, how dare he fight with others?
"Tsk, why did Lord Shen suffer? Listen to the sound of reading aloud at the gate of this palace..." Cai Jun had no idea what to say about Zhao Sansi's unique and sexy operation. Now that he saw this person who "helped evil" and could he have a good face.
Speaking of which, the young emperors do not beat or scold them, but they just want these gossiping slaves to admit their mistakes. The punishment method is very kind and in line with the punishment method of literati. They really can't find any criticism. And for this only book that can be criticized, it is naturally to find the person who writes the book of admitting the mistakes.
The loud sound at the entrance of the palace was still clearly heard in the palace. Whenever Chen Yi listened to a few words, his face became hot and he felt that his flattery was exaggerating. However... "Prime Minister, the lower official really didn't know that the emperor wanted me to write this book of admitting mistakes."
Cai Jun sneered, "No matter what the intention is, it shows that Lord Shen is so easy to use."
The word "literary" is particularly chewed with heavy weight, and it is very clear with a unique meaning.
Chen Yi drooped his face and said helplessly: "You can't be wrong if you are wrong... I've almost frozen into popsicles by your cold faces these days."
Cai Jun waved his hand quickly, "Okay, no, Lord Shen, don't, Lord Shen, yesterday, the emperor praised Lord Shen for writing this book of admitting his mistakes. You are now a big celebrity in front of the emperor. What's wrong with you? You are so awesome."
Chen Yi: "...Isn't the Prime Minister sour?"
I'm sorry for your grandson.
Cai Jun cursed in his heart and smiled, "Mr. Shen is really good at joking, why is it so sad?"
Chen Yi: "The Prime Minister's sarcastic words are like the emperor who has divided your favors in front of the emperor..."
I'll just give up your mother. Since this old man shyly flattered the right thing about the post of the post, the little emperor who used to rely on him the most has become more and more fond of looking for this old turtle who is unlucky.
At such a young age, he is still a minister of the Ministry of Rites, so he can do some flattery and is not afraid of jokes.
Cai Jun felt so sad in his heart, and his face also darkened, "The original minister is the assistant minister personally appointed by the late emperor. The emperor will summon the original minister every day. Lord Shen should not put gold on his face. He said that you are so big-faced, and you can compare with the original minister in front of the emperor."
After saying that, Cai Jun patted the sleeves of the court uniform that Chen Yi touched, snorted lightly, and walked away again, leaving Chen Yi alone in the same place.
He, the Minister of Rites, dared not compare with the Prime Minister. But just this is the case, the Prime Minister exploded like a firecracker?
Lord Shen, who flattered, was disliked by the court officials, and the young emperor who ordered such a thing to do was naturally scolded.
Gu Xizhao didn't know about this at first, but her father sent someone to send her a letter to warn her that she knew what the shadowy sound she had heard in the past two days. After finding out the whole story, she was so angry that night that she twisted Zhao Sansi's ear so much that she cried.
As a loyal fan girl who is so loyal that her concubine is almost brainless, Zhao Sansi doesn't think she has done anything wrong at all. Finally, she lie down with a pillow, wipes tears and accuses Gu Xizhao of grievance: "The concubine makes unreasonable trouble and will use me...I vent her anger..."
"The emperor still doesn't think he has done something wrong, right?" Gu Xizhao was still unbearable when she saw her pitiful look. When she heard her words, she was furious and wanted to twist her ears, but when she looked at her red ears, she couldn't bear it. She turned her hand in mid-air and slapped Zhao Sansi's butt.
After slapping this slap, Zhao Sansi jumped up instantly, and his peach blossom eyes were staring at Gu Xizhao with tears in his eyes, "You... you actually hit me... my butt?"
Her king of a country doesn't want to be faced.
Can someone be beaten with such a shameful position?
She was sensible at the age of five, so she would not let her mother beat her ass. She would hide and take a chance with her mother once. She was such a strong mother. When she was seven years old, she would never dare to hit her ass again.
The imperial concubine was too much this time.
Want to be angry very much.
This was the first time Gu Xizhao saw her so angry. She felt very novel for a moment, and she felt bad in her heart. She raised her hand and wanted to tease her again.
Zhao Sansi avoided this time with a clever move. He lifted the curtain and jumped down, covered his butt and walked out, shouting, "Come..."
She screamed too quickly. Hua Rong and Yun Shang thought something big had happened, so they hurried over. When they saw her, they ran out barefoot in their shirts. The two sisters quickly brought their cloaks to her, "Master, what happened?"
Zhao Sansi wiped his tears. When he saw the two sisters, he took away his hand covering his butt, looked at Gu Xizhao who had gotten out of bed inside, and quickly turned his head away, "You guys go and serve Mrs. Gu to change clothes, and then let Li Zhongxian send the person back to Changle Palace..."
There was a moment of silence in the hall.
Hua Rong and Yun Shang thought they had heard it wrong, and were stunned for a moment. Both sisters looked at Gu Xizhao. Seeing her, Hua Rong tentatively said: "What did the emperor say?"
Zhao Sansi turned his head and just stopped looking at Gu Xizhao. "I don't want Mrs. Gu to sleep today, so I will send someone back to Changle Palace."
This time, Hua Rong and Yun Shang heard it very clearly.
"What are you still standing there?" Seeing that the two of you didn't move, Zhao Sansi reminded him impatiently.
If Hua Rong and Yun Shang couldn't see something was wrong between them, they would be really blind. Now the little emperor is obviously angry, and they probably wouldn't say anything, so they had to hurry up to help Gu Xizhao change her clothes without saying a word.
As soon as Gu Xizhao left the screen to change his clothes, Zhao Sansi quickly ran back to the bed like a thief and shrank, then secretly lifted a crack in the bed curtain and looked at Gu Xizhao from afar, thinking, if his concubine realized that it was wrong to hit her butt and took the initiative to say a few good things to her, then... then forget it.
What a pity, until Gu Xizhao changed her clothes, she didn't look at her directly, let alone say anything nice.
Zhao Sansi was reluctant to leave, but he was angry and stuffy. He touched his butt, and once again felt that the imperial concubine could twist and hit other places, but the butt was a place where shame was inviolable and he must not give in.
Although Gu Xizhao seemed to be silent behind the screen, she was inexplicably and annoyed. Yu Guang kept paying attention to Zhao Sansi secretly. Seeing that the little fool really didn't say anything, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth. After changing her clothes, she endured it and endured it. She just secretly clenched her fingers and blessed her with a blessing from afar, "Since the emperor doesn't need me to serve in bed, I will take my leave first."
Zhao Sansi felt aggrieved in her heart when she listened to her cold tone, but she said nothing. She just lay on the bed and stubbornly wiped her tears. After hesitating for a moment, she got up again, lifted half of the bed curtain, and ordered Hua Rong calmly, "It will be even colder this night. Put my fox fur on my wife and arrange a soft sedan chair to take her wife back. The weather is cold and the road is slippery. Let Li Gong arrange more people. Be careful."
Hua Rong glanced at Gu Xizhao secretly before bowing to Zhao Sansi and responding: "Yes, I can save you."
After Zhao Sansi finished speaking, he glanced at Gu Xizhao quickly. Seeing that the person was still "unrepentant", she became frustrated again, "Madam Gu, you have nothing to say... Did I say it?"
When Gu Xizhao heard this, she looked up at her. The willow leaves raised their eyebrows slightly, and her face seemed to be smiling. "The long night is long, I wish the emperor a good dream."
What a dream.
Zhao Sansi was so angry that he closed the bed curtain and lay down angrily. He felt that he was too defeated, so he turned over and got up, and angrily said to the outside through the bed curtain: "Don't worry, Mrs. Gu, I...I will definitely have a good dream."
Gu Xizhao lowered her eyes and curled her lips, "That would be better."
I was so angry that I was so angry that the other party was calm and looked like I was making trouble, and I became even more angry.
Zhao Sansi rubbed his heart, "Go away, I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me to rest."
Gu Xizhao's face darkened. This little bastard actually came with him.
OK, very good, very good.
Zhao Sansi, if you have the ability, don’t come to yourself.
Chapter completed!