Chapter 750: Touching the Emperor's butt

Zhao Ji looked at Chen Ao coldly before slowly saying, "Sit down and talk first."

Zhao Ji really had no choice but to deal with this guy. At this time, he was angry and not angry. He was stiff for a while before he could react.

Chen Ao sat down with a smile, dusted the dust on his body, and handed the brocade box in his arms.

Zhao Ji glanced at Jinhe and said calmly: "When did you come back?"

Chen Ao replied: "Yesterday morning."

Zhao Ji had just entered the focus and said slowly: "Yes, yesterday morning, you went to Dali Temple as soon as you came back, right? After going to Dali Temple, he even beat the Marquis of Yiyang, right?" He paused for a moment, and saw that Chen Ao had no intention of repentance, he emphasized: "Mr. Yiyang was ordered to do the job. If you beat him, wouldn't you beat me?"

Chen Ao sighed and said, "Your Majesty, it's not wrong to have a job done by the Lord's and the Lord's House. Did Your Majesty ask him to humiliate the female relatives of the Prince's Mansion and the Gong's House? Wei's wife Ruoer is a famous second-rank wife, and Wei's aunt is also a third-rank brother. These are all the phoenixes among people. A small Marquis of Yiyang has sent a servant to humiliate him. Is this a humiliation to Your Majesty?"

A trace of suspicion flashed in Zhao Ji's eyes and said, "Is this really the case?"

Chen Ao continued: "Everyone in the world knows that Wei is the greatest honorable minister in the court. Jian is in the heart of the emperor, but the Marquis of Yiyang is so unwilling to take Wei's wife and aunt seriously. Do you not take Your Majesty seriously? Wei's agitated and did take Your Majesty seriously. If Your Majesty wants to punish him, Wei's will never complain. Just ask Your Majesty to be careful and give her justice..." Finally, he added: "I also pray for justice to the Duke."

Zhao Ji was speechless, and he said lightly: "Forget this matter."

Chen Ao said, "Where is Duke Qi?"

Zhao Ji's face turned pale and said, "It's not that I want to deal with him, but that the people in the world want to deal with him."

Chen Ao sighed and thought to himself that this was true. It was not that Zhao Ji didn't know the trick, but that he was cowardly and would rather sacrifice Duke Qi to settle things.

Chen Ao's mind changed a few thoughts and said slowly: "Your Majesty is wrong..."

Zhao Ji said lightly: "What's wrong with me?"

The person in this world who dares to say that Zhao Ji was wrong is truly unprecedented. Chen Ao is the one who said the most explicit. However, Zhao Ji was surprisingly not angry at this time, but just continued to listen lazily.

Chen Ao said: "What people in the world want is not a scapegoat, but a thorough investigation and clarification of Taiyuan's corruption case."

Zhao Ji said lightly: "I will think about this matter again..."

Chen Ao knew Zhao Ji very well. Thinking about this sentence again, it was actually just a escape. But at this time, he could only shake his head in his heart and said lightly: "I am here this time, I am sending a big gift to Your Majesty."

"Great gift..." Zhao Ji looked expectant. He had heard that Chen Ao had blackmailed many good things from the Jurchens in the Xixia State. He thought to himself, could it be the original works of Yan Zhenqing that were collected by the Khitans? Or some rare treasure worth a thousand people? Zhao Ji's whole interest immediately became excited.

Chen Ao said to Yang Jian: "I'm sorry to send this brocade box to Your Majesty."

Yang Jianhe nodded and picked up the brocade box. It was quite heavy and he looked a little overwhelmed.

When Zhao Ji saw this, he smiled and said, "Come it quickly."

The brocade box was placed on the imperial desk, and Zhao Ji rolled up his sleeves and said, "Why would I ask me to guess what treasure this is first?"

Chen Ao said: "Your Majesty still doesn't need to guess."

Zhao Ji said suspiciously: "Why is this?"

Chen Ao said: "Because Your Majesty can't guess."

Zhao Ji snorted coldly: "What if I guessed it?"

A trace of cunning flashed in Chen Ao's eyes and said, "The Jurchens admired the virtues of the Wei minister and brought countless rare treasures. Among them, there are 132 paintings, one of which is the most precious calligraphy and paintings. If your Majesty guesses, the Wei minister will give it to you."

Zhao Ji was very interested in calligraphy and painting and was addicted to it. He also specially made up a "Xuanhe Painting Book" to collect famous paintings from all over the world. Now his painting book is missing some paintings by famous masters. At this time, when Chen Ao said that there were 132 paintings, he couldn't help but say, "I must be able to guess!"

Chen Ao said: "But what if Your Majesty can't guess?"

Zhao Ji held his chin and immediately smelled the conspiracy, saying, "What do you think?"

Chen Aotu saw the dagger and smiled and said, "I'll ask Your Majesty to thoroughly investigate the Taiyuan civil war. I'm willing to be an imperial envoy to serve your majesty."

Zhao Ji smiled and pointed at Chen Ao and said, "You are trying to plot against me, right?"

Chen Ao said seriously: "Why don't you dare? I did this for the sake of the Song Dynasty."

Zhao Ji thought about it, although he didn't want to cause trouble in Taiyuan anymore, he calmed down the collapse as soon as possible. However, those 132 calligraphy and paintings made him feel uncomfortable like a hundred claws scratching his heart. He hesitated a little and said, "If you just give a cockroach and a moth in this box, how can I guess it?"

Chen Ao smiled and said, "This gift must be something that Your Majesty likes. Otherwise, the Wei Minister would lose this bet."

If he dared to bet with the emperor, if others saw him, he would have been scolded by Chen Ao long ago. However, Chen Ao raised his legs easily and comfortably, with a hint of provocation in his eyes. Zhao Ji couldn't stand Chen Ao's look the most, and thought to himself, would he still guess wrong even if he said what I like? He gritted his teeth and said, "I bet with you!"

Chen Ao smiled and said, "Let Your Majesty guess."

Zhao Ji pondered: "But it is calligraphy and painting?"

Chen Ao shook his head.

Zhao Ji continued: "Is it an antique porcelain bottle?"

Chen Ao still shook his head?

"Is it a jade bi?"

Chen Ao smiled softly and said, "Your Majesty guessed wrong."

Zhao Ji said unyieldingly: "Among the beasts, I love cranes the most. Could it be that there is a crane here?"

Chen Ao smiled bitterly and said, "If I were pretending to be a crane, I would have been crying and the Śrāvaka had been heard in the nine heavens."

Zhao Ji also felt that the guess just now was a bit irrelevant, and he smiled embarrassedly: "Is it the seal of gold and jade?"

Collecting seals is also one of Zhao Ji's preferences.

Chen Ao still shook his head.

Zhao Ji couldn't help but say, "What is that?"

Chen Ao succeeded in his conspiracy and said with a smile: "Your Majesty wants to know, just uncover it, but since you have uncovered the box, your Majesty will lose."

Zhao Ji shook his lips and said, "It may not be possible. If I don't like the things you gave me, I will still win." After that, I couldn't help but uncover the brocade box. The purpose was to put it on a sticky piece of oil paper. He peeled off the oil paper and was stunned for a moment, saying, "Why is it a candy basin?"

Chen Ao said seriously: "This is the great gift given to Your Majesty by the empress. Does Your Majesty like it?"

Zhao Ji couldn't help but laugh: "Chen Ao, you finally lost to me this time. I am not a three-year-old child, how could I like sugar bowls..."

Chen Ao said in surprise: "Your Majesty, what I gave you is not a sugar basin."

Zhao Ji looked left and right, and it was indeed the sugar basin. He couldn't help but press down his eyebrows and said, "What else?"

Chen Ao said: "Wind."

"wind……"

"Yes, the sugar basin is filled with wind."

"Wind..." Zhao Ji almost dropped his chin.

Chen Ao raised his chin slightly, looked at the void with bright eyes, as if he had seen the most beautiful scenery in the world, and said sadly: "What I gave to Your Majesty is Your Majesty's favorite thing - Feng'er. Please see, this wind is the first ray of the morning, it is the most fresh, so please accept it with a smile."

Zhao Ji couldn't help but feel angry and said, "But I don't like the wind either."

Chen Ao said in surprise: "How can Your Majesty not like the wind?"

Zhao Ji said angrily: "Okay, why do I have to like the wind? If you tell the truth, you will win. If you can't tell the truth, you will win. If you can't tell the truth, you will win. How about it?"

Chen Ao was waiting for this sentence, cheered up, pulled out a white jade-handled fan from his waist, and fanned it very casually, and said, "This is what Your Majesty said, a gentleman's word..."

Zhao Ji said, "It is hard to pursue the horse." He thought to himself, seeing how he talks nonsense, I don't believe it. He can refer to a deer as a horse.

Chen Ao smiled and sniffed Zhao Ji's appetite, but he was thinking in his heart that he finally got into the trap. He talked nonsense. I think I think I am the second, who dares to claim to be the first?

Chen Ao held up the fan and shook it. He walked to the imperial desk and couldn't help but lick it with some sugar oil. He couldn't help but say, "This sugar basin is so good and tastes delicious. Do you want to taste it?"

Zhao Ji also dipped his fingers and sucked them into his mouth. He felt extremely sweet and said deeply: "Well! It tastes good."

Chen Ao shook his head and sighed.

Zhao Ji said: "If you want to say it, say it quickly. What should you do if you sigh?"

Chen Ao smiled bitterly and said, "Is Your Majesty the True Dragon Emperor?"

Zhao Ji hesitated for a moment and said, "Of course I am the true dragon emperor." He felt something in Chen Ao's words, so he immediately became alert and warned Chen Ao, "Don't say anything that is taboo."

This guy is used to talking nonsense, who knows what he will do? Zhao Ji can't be serious about him, so it's better to warn him in advance.

Chen Ao took a deep breath and said, "Then Your Majesty is a real dragon."

Zhao Ji coughed, which was the default.

Chen Ao said in surprise: "Since Your Majesty is a real dragon, he naturally likes wind."

Zhao Ji said in confusion: "If you explain it clearly, it will be easy to say it. But if you can't explain it, I will definitely cure your nonsense."

Chen Ao said aggrievedly: "It's a crime to talk nonsense, and your Majesty is too domineering. If so, then the empress will never redeem even if she kills a thousand swords."

Zhao Ji said angry and funny: "You have said so much, why don't you tell me why you love the wind?"

Chen Ao said: "Then the minister will tell you the truth, please listen carefully!"

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Chapter completed!