161 Turn Odor into Incense (2 in 1)
Zhou Dong thought he had made the right choice, at least in the past few days at Mushroom House, he had a very happy life.
Teacher Huang was not the one who performed on the show, and he was just a little clever middle-aged greasy uncle in life. Teacher He, the king of rescue, had a confused time and needed others to help him save the situation. Xiao Yueyue was not only cute and funny, but also sincerely respecting the master. This is the secret to his success, right? Teacher Yu turned out to be really good at playing. Next to Ajie Valley in this early summer, he heard a cricket king with just a few ears. After two days of squatting, he successfully caught it.
There are no stars in this world, and stars are just ordinary people who show off their faces on TV.
Especially Cheng Yuqi, a Sichuan girl, has a hot personality like the most violent mountain city hotpot. Sometimes she becomes naughty, but she looks like a child who has not grown up yet.
Sitting on a large bluestone by the lake, Cheng Yuqi took off her high-heeled sandals and soaked her snow-white and pink little feet in the warm spring water. While soaking her feet, she sang a small song from her hometown.
Because she sang it quickly, Zhou Dong couldn't hear the content of the song clearly. She only felt that her voice was tender and very nice. She also saw that there was no red and green nail polish on her toes, which was very clean and clean, and naturally carved. It was very consistent with the right way of food that Grandpa He said, and I felt very happy.
Cheng Yuqi was very happy to see this guy staring at his feet, but how could he know that Zhou Dong was thinking about cooking? Mansheng said: "Xiaochu Zhou, can you catch crickets? Teacher Yu's cricket is said to be green in the crab head, it's not good, and the crickets that Teacher Huang and He have caught with hard have lost to him. New 81 Chinese website is the fastest updated mobile terminal:://
I also want to get a cricket. If only I can beat the teacher, how about you catch me?"
Zhou Dong's eyes moved away from her feet and shook his head and said, "I'm afraid I can't help you. I can't catch crickets. I can't tell you the difference between crickets and oil gourds. I'll be laughed at."
"It's boring."
Cheng Yuqi's jade feet moved the water surface, and it made a huge splash of water as if he was venting: "By the way, today is the seventh day. What is the new dish you cooked? It's best to be a dark dish! Haha, when I think of Teacher Guo being cheated by you, I want to laugh.
Zhou Xiaochu, do you know? Teacher Guo has many "scammers" in the entertainment industry, and not many people can "scammers" him. I'm optimistic about you, Xiongqi!"
This girl is obviously afraid that the world will not be in chaos? Zhou Dong looked at her speechlessly: "Who said I want to make a dark cooking trick Teacher Guo? Don't guess it, okay?"
Zhou Dong never thinks that the large intestine sashimi he made is a dark dish. He has a very positive attitude. Even the large intestine sashimi should become the top delicacy in his hands. Of course, on the road to success, Teacher Guo may have to make certain sacrifices...
"So you are not going to use dark food to trick Teacher Guo?"
Cheng Yuqi was immediately bored and expressed her disappointment: "It won't be a top-notch delicacy like the moonlit night of Twenty-Four Bridges, plum blossom fried rice, right? Then what else can Teacher Guo taste? I'll try it for you."
"Oh, you may not be suitable. I'd better wait for me to try out the new dish with the help of Teacher Guo..."
Zhou Dong was somewhat reluctant to ask Sister Cheng to eat the large intestine sashimi in the trial production.
Cheng Yuqi wanted to say something else, but Zhou Dong's cell phone rang. The person who called the deputy section chief Zhao who sipped "Director Zhou" was: "Brother Zhou, according to your request, both Tibetan fragrant pigs were fed garlic for seven days, and in the last four days they were only allowed to eat garlic.
Now both pigs have been slaughtered, and the pork has been sent to your meat restaurant. The pork liver, pork belly, pig lungs and other pigs have been sent to Teacher He of Qingxiang according to your requirements. He heard that it was you who gave it to him and insisted on giving it money, but I didn't dare to accept it.
The remaining two large intestines have been initially washed according to your requirements, and then they will use ice cubes to settle... Oh! You don’t need to come here, Brother Zhou, can you still be a brother? I have already arrived in Fengqi Mountain District, just give me a specific location."
Seeing that Zhou Dong said something about delivering goods or not, Cheng Yuqi quickly put on her shoes and ran over: "Zhou Xiaochu, is it because you have prepared the ingredients for seven days? Let's go and have a look with you."
"That's OK."
Zhou Dong nodded. Sichuan girls all grew up eating fat intestines. I guess Cheng Yuqi wouldn't vomit on the spot when she saw pig intestines. Let's go together.
Zhou Dong walked to Fengqi Village and sent a positioning to Deputy Section Chief Zhao. After waiting less than half an hour, he saw a van roaring. Zhou Dong and Cheng Yuqi got in and drove the car to the front of the mushroom house.
"Good guy, Brother Zhou, you really have a wide range of friendship. So you have been staying in the Mushroom House these days?"
Along the way, Deputy Section Chief Zhao often peeped at Cheng Yuqi from the rearview mirror, and the girl stared at him hard several times. Seeing him eager to try, he seemed to want to walk into the Mushroom House to take a photo with the stars and ask for an autograph or something.
Zhou Dong said: "Zhao Ke, just hand over the things to me. Thank you for your hard work."
He said that he was sometimes polite, and sometimes the host was expelling guests. Deputy Section Chief Zhao naturally understood that he hurriedly asked the meat factory workers who came with him to carry a box of pig intestines out of the car, and waved away a few polite words to Zhou Dong.
"It's indeed a pig intestine!"
Cheng Yuqi smelled something wrong when she was in the car. As soon as Deputy Section Chief Zhao left, she opened the carton to check. She saw that there were two large intestines contained in plastic bags and more than a dozen ice bags used to suppress the temperature. She said excitedly: "Are you going to make Zhou's fat intestines? No, this is not a new dish. Do you want to make improved fat intestines?"
In the eyes of Cheng Meizi, if you don’t make fat intestine, it’s a crime!
"It's not fat intestine powder, it's the sashimi of the large intestine."
Now that things are no longer necessary to hide anything, Teacher He walked over and opened the fence door. Dahua greeted him and Cheng Yuqi happily. Xiao Yueyue, who was chopping firewood in the yard, also stopped and looked at the box containing the large intestine in his hand nervously and curiously.
Guo Jugang and Teacher Yu have completed today's points task and are sitting in the pavilion drinking tea and chatting. Old Guo seems to be calm and indifferent, but in the end he can't help but glance at Zhou Dong secretly.
The weather is so hot that even if there are ice bags to calm down, the smell of pig intestines will inevitably spread out. What does Lao Guo do? His face changed immediately.
"Haha, Brother Zhou finally got the ingredients for the new dish, wait, could this be pig intestines..."
Teacher Yu gave Lao Guo a wink, and the two walked into Zhou Dong. As the distance was close, even Teacher Yu smelled the smell.
"Yes, fresh pig intestines, this is the ingredients for my new dish." New 81 Chinese website has the fastest update. Computer:/
"Haha, can you ask me next week? The dish you are going to let me try is..." Guo Qigang couldn't help it after all.
Zhou Dong said with a smile: "Speaking of this dish, it was in your crosstalk by Teacher Guo. That's right, it's the large intestine sashimi!"
Suddenly, the audience was silent. The stars looked at Zhou Dong in shock. Today, they had gained insight. They were honest and indifferent.
And if you remember correctly, the father of the "Large Intestine Sativa" should be Teacher Guo, right?
He also teased Teacher Yu’s father, Mr. Wang, in crosstalk. How pitiful Teacher Yu was hit by a joke. Is Zhou Dong avenged Teacher Yu?
“…”
Guo Qigang slipped and almost fell. Fortunately, Teacher Yu pulled him.
This is really a scam that will always be scammed. If you walk too much, you will meet ghosts when you walk on the road at night!
Guo Qigang was completely disappointed at this moment. If he hadn't been thinking about his godfather's affairs, he would have cheated on the spot.
If Lao Guo’s brain really cheats on you, you can’t do anything, for example, ‘If you have something to do, you will do it’? It’s also said that it’s called disciples supporting their own doors. There are similar statements in the martial arts world of Liyuanxing.
For example, if you rise to a healthy humane level, pretending to have stomachache or something is not a drizzle? Will you eat your large intestine sashimi when my health is restored? When my health is restored, these pig intestines will probably not be very healthy, so let's go...
"Brother Zhou, the large intestine sashimi you made was not born, right?"
Guo Qigang still had a glimmer of hope. He was quite knowledgeable and knew that there was an Arctic sashimi in the island country. The people of the island country made this sashimi red and white, which was very beautiful because it was familiar, otherwise it would not have such a look.
The large intestine is not a salmon, how many bacteria do it have? He doesn't believe that Zhou Dong will joke about human life.
Zhou Dong smiled and comforted him, "Teacher Guo, don't worry, I have followed the traditional method of making garlic sausages in Old Kyoto. I let the pig eat garlic for seven days, and in the last four days I only eat garlic and not other feed. You should not avoid garlic, right?"
OK, I'm quite careful. When Guo Qigang heard that he was dead, he was so sad that he had eaten garlic. Damn, this pig had eaten garlic for seven days? How delicious is it? He said with a sad face: "I don't avoid garlic..."
"That's fine. Teacher Guo, wait a moment, the large intestine sashimi will be quickly."
Zhou Dong opened the box and took out two large intestines. When Lao Guo saw that, he was very worried and said, "Brother, how much have you prepared? I am afraid I can't eat so much?"
"This is the large intestines of two pigs. I am afraid that I will not succeed in trying the dishes once or twice. I am afraid that I will make a few more times and be prepared for any trouble."
Zhou Dong took a piece of the large intestine, put the rest back in the box, and took the ice cubes to town. He also said to Dahua, who was enthusiastic about coming to help, "Dahua, please help me find a rope and hang these large intestines in the well. You don't need to enter the water, just get close to the water surface. It's too hot, and you can't last a few days with these ice cubes..."
When Guo Qigang heard this, tears were almost over. How many days are you going to let me eat my large intestine for a few days? My God, did we have no revenge in the previous life?
"Zhou...Brother Zhou, I want to ask clearly, how can this be considered successful in the trial?"
This issue is very critical and is related to the ownership of the appraisal right.
"Of course, I want you to be satisfied with the food, Teacher Guo."
"Oh, that's right..."
Guo Qigang felt a little calm. This was OK. I just pinched my nose and praised me. The key is to hold back and not vomit, and I had to enjoy it with the best delicious food.
Well, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, that's it!
"But I can still see whether Teacher Guo is really satisfied. We are not allowed to act and deceive people."
"That's not possible. A real man can't catch up with just one word. I, Lao Guo, is not that kind of person!"
"Okay, then Teacher Guo, please wait, I'll be fine soon."
Zhou Dong walked into the kitchen with a piece of large intestine and two ice packs.
After seven days of feeding garlic, not only did the bacteria in the large intestine be removed, but the taste of the large intestine is also changed. In addition to the pickled gas of the large intestine itself, there is also a strong garlic smell.
The garlic taste doesn’t matter. The key is how to remove the pickled air that cannot even be concealed by the smell of garlic. Zhou Dong is planning to start from three places.
First, place ice cubes under the large intestine sashimi to effectively curb the smell by cooling.
The second is to clean with alkaline water and cooperate with perfect vegetable washing skills to eliminate odors as much as possible.
The third is to use extremely skillful knife skills to quickly peel off the inner wall and casing of the large intestine before it completely thaws, and only the middle part of the intestine is retained.
As for the dipping sauce, Zhou Dong thought about it and planned to use soy sauce and mustard. It was found in the soy sauce and mushroom house, and the mustard was prepared by him.
Whether the large intestine sashimi can satisfy Lao Guo depends on whether his vegetable washing skills and knife skills can eliminate the odor of the large intestine to the greatest extent.
"Try it first."
Zhou Dong looked at Lao Guo who was lying out of the window, but it was not easy for others to wait for too long. Killing with a blunt knife is not something that an honest person like him should do.
Half an hour later, the worried Lao Guo saw Zhou Dong, who was serious, walking towards him with a plate. There were ice cubes piled up in the plate, and there were more than a dozen slices of unnamed meat on the ice. It looked quite like that.
"Teacher Guo, please taste it."
Zhou Dong gently placed a plate of large intestine sashimi on the stone table in the thatched pavilion, and placed the soy sauce dish and mustard in front of Lao Guo: "I don't know if Teacher Guo is used to eating mustard, so it is recommended to add some."
Lao Guo said with a bitter face: "This suggestion is very good..."
While speaking, he prepared the dipping sauce with his slightly trembling hands, picked up a piece of large intestine sashimi, dipped it in soy sauce and mustard, and gritted his teeth and stomped his feet into his mouth.
"Hulala!"
Including Teacher Yu, all the celebrities retreated, and they were afraid that Lao Guo would not be able to help but squirt, and it would be bad if he had to do it all.
Cheng Yuqi even covered her mouth with a frightened face. Even a high-ranking girl in Sichuan could not bear to eat the operation of raw large intestines.
Zhou Dong stared at Lao Guo tightly, and saw that the crosstalk master's eyes were red by the smell of mustard. After a few seconds, he suddenly became strange. After a while, his body leaned forward slightly, his chin was tightly tilted towards his neck, and his lips were pursed tightly...
"master!"
Otherwise, how could Xiao Yueyue make a name for himself in the virtue and society? He just has vision!
Seeing that the master was obviously wrong, he rushed over with a quick step, and there was an open plastic bag in his hand.
Lao Guo lowered his head and pointed his mouth at the plastic bag: "Vomit..."
After finally vomiting, I ran to the well for five minutes before walking back staggering back, pointing at Zhou Dong from a distance and said, "Brother... we can't cheat people like this..."
Zhou Dong didn't reply, and looked at the dipping sauce for a long time, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "I know what the problem is! Teacher Guo, wait for me for a while, and see me 'turning odor into fragrance' for you!"
Guo Qigang said with a bitter face: "Brother, I'm really not in a hurry. Why don't we change tomorrow?"
Chapter completed!