Chapter 134 Just for fun
After getting in the car, Zhou Dong realized that many scenes in recorded variety shows like this were 'staged'. For example, in this program guests often visited 'unexpectedly', and people in the mushroom house began to guess who it was. It’s here, so excited.
In fact, we knew who was coming yesterday. The guests on the show who were dragging their suitcases to the mushroom house with difficulty were all picked up by the show crew in cars in advance. They were only 100 meters away from the mushroom house before posing for photos.
In fact, this cannot be regarded as fraud. This is how making a program is. Is it true that Teacher Yu dragged his suitcase and took a taxi to catch the program team by surprise?
Excessive pursuit of reality is a kind of hypocrisy. Compared with many variety shows where contestants often sell out and tell stories, ideal life has been restored to reality as much as possible; the owners of Mushroom House really want to live in the mountains for two or three days. Months. Don’t think that there are only a few episodes in a season. In fact, it’s almost like making a movie. There are many scenes that need to be repeated.
When I saw the legendary Teacher Yu, this famous play master in Kyoto was waiting in the wind; the wind was strong today, and it made Teacher Yu’s new silk Tang suit flutter, and then you could see the permed hair. The good thing is, even if the wind blows through your hair, your hair style will not be messy at all. (If the word naughty here has a derogatory meaning, please explain)
Teacher Yu was wearing a pair of large sunglasses, with a cigarette curling in his hand, and a slightly bulging belly. He had a bit of a big brother temperament. The black car drivers soliciting passengers next to the high-speed rail station were intimidated by his momentum. They stood far away and did not dare to come over. They just gathered together. They whispered, "This person looks familiar, isn't he Teacher Yu?" "Which Teacher Yu is it?" "Hey, he's the one who sucked the large intestine sashimi so early in the morning." Forget it, that's Teacher Yu's father, Wang. 'Old man'.
Seeing people from the program team approaching, Teacher Yu took off his sunglasses and greeted them all, regardless of whether they were in charge of camera or lighting: "Oh, thank you for your hard work. Thank you for your hard work."
"When you see the hard work of human beings, you must be in the Jianghu".
This is the style of a serious old-school man, a gentleman from the capital; how about saying that Teacher Yu has friends all over the world and has a wider network than his partner Teacher Guo?
The people from the program team hurriedly returned the gift, not to mention feeling very comfortable. Look at Teacher Yu, such a big shot still respects us so much. After all, he is an old artist.
Teacher Yu greeted Zhou Dong and Cheng Qian in a circle, then fixed his eyes on Zhou Dong and Cheng Qian, and said with a smile: "Oh, it seems that I am not a small party, and a golden boy and beautiful girl came from afar to greet me. I was very moved," Princess "Mother, what are you talking about? Did you bring the county horse here too?"
People who talk about cross talk like to joke, but joking and being annoying are two different things. Teacher Yu calls Cheng Qian "Princess Princess", which refers to the role she plays in the new drama. And Teacher Yu's eyes are so poisonous, one glance It can be seen that Cheng Qian, who is standing next to Zhou Dong, looks at Zhou Dong with deep meaning.
As soon as he made this joke, Cheng Qian must have been happy. As for Zhou Dong, as long as he was a man, he would never fall out because of such a joke. This is all from experience in the world.
Sure enough, Cheng Qian felt very comfortable: "Teacher Yu, why do you make fun of me as soon as we meet? This is not okay!"
He said no, but in his heart he was sure. Although Zhou Dong felt a little weird in his heart, he didn't really hate this joke. It was really strange.
It was all agreed upon in advance. This was a recording. Zhou Dong’s footage would be deleted without Zhou Dong’s consent afterwards. Zhou Dong didn’t have much concern. He greeted Teacher Yu and got in the car and said, “When I was seriously ill.
I often listen to the cross talk between you and Teacher Guo. Every time I listen to a section, I feel better. I think I am still a fan of yours."
Teacher Yu heard the words and said with a smile: "No, if you want to do it, you have to make 'steel wire', but don't make 'fish wire'?" This sentence made everyone in the car laugh. Cheng Qian seemed to carelessly say while driving:
"Xiaochu Zhou, have you ever been sick?"
"Ah, I was a bit depressed, but it's much more stable now." Zhou Dong didn't say it was bipolar disorder. It would be bad to scare people later, but it's pretty much the same anyway.
"This is a disease of wealth. It's nothing. Just listen to more cross talk and it will be better."
Teacher Yu smiled and glanced at Zhou Dong: "This brother looks strange, why does the princess call you 'Little Chef Zhou'?"
"Teacher Yu, please call me Xiaoqian... His name is Zhou Dong. He is not from the entertainment industry, but a chef from Jiuzhou Dingshi." Cheng Qian said.
"No, I'd better call you Qianqian. I'm afraid I'll get goosebumps when I call you Xiaoqian..."
Teacher Yu made another joke, turned to look at Zhou Dong and said: "It's no wonder, why does this brother look a little raw? Are you not from the entertainment industry?
I’ve heard of Jiuzhou Dingshi, a five-star hotel owned by Shangzhou Group. Xiao Zhou, are you here to be a technical consultant?
Isn't this consistent? The main theme of this show is "Huang Xiaochu". The theme should not be about competing cooking skills. Home cooking and country life are the themes. Could it be said that the fourth season is going to change its style?
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Zhou Dong smiled and said: "Teacher Yu, you misunderstood. I happened to be on vacation in Fengqi Village. I didn't come to participate in the show. It just happened to be the right time."
"Oh, really?" Teacher Yu glanced at Cheng Qian who was driving, and laughed: "It will be good at the right time, it will be good at the right time. To be honest, Xiao Zhou, for me, cross talk, acting in movies, etc. are just hobbies.
It’s not my job, so I think it’s just the right time for me to go there, haha.”
Zhou Dong was very curious: "Isn't it your job to talk about cross talk?" He thought that you have reached the level of proficiency in cross talk, but it is just a hobby?
"That's definitely not the case. I have two main jobs. The first is to play, and the second is to eat... Xiao Zhou, don't laugh. There are four major things in life: eating, drinking, playing and having fun!
Eating and drinking are one thing, and having fun is actually another thing. In the final analysis, isn’t it just eating and having fun?
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! How many years can a person live in this life, one hundred years or eighty years? If you don’t eat or play, what’s the point of living!”
Zhou Dong had nothing to say for a while. Compared with Teacher Yu, a 'robot' like himself was basically incomprehensible. However, Dad and Teacher Yu should have a certain common language, and they are both wise philosophers.
Cheng Qian quit and frowned: "Teacher Yu, please don't lead Zhou Dong astray. He is still young! You can't..."
Zhou Dong shook his head: "Cheng Qian, you don't understand that Teacher Yu's eating and playing is not decadent, but true wisdom and understanding of life."
Cheng Qian didn't say anything after hearing this. She walked out of the mountains step by step and endured countless hardships to get to where she is today. She knew the truth that "you will win only if you love to work hard"; Teacher Yu's philosophy of life is to see through life and be proud of the world.
It's still too far away from her.
"Haha, I really didn't realize it. Xiao Zhou, you really talked to me. Come on, we guys are much closer..."
Teacher Yu is really knowledgeable, from roasting duck in Kyoto to braised tripe, from Sanheliu’s gourds to grasshoppers and crickets.
How can we keep a grasshopper through the winter? It doesn't just require air conditioning and heating. You have to warm it in your arms. Only when a grasshopper is popular can we have confidence, right? They say that seven centimeters of this cricket is a king and eight cents is a treasure, but just looking at it
It doesn’t matter how big you are. Some people are stupid and big. It’s the same with crickets. It depends on the seed and how you train it...
Anyway, it’s flowers, birds, insects, fish, antiques, and the eight major cuisines that are exquisite in eating and drinking. Teacher Yu’s food is really exquisite, not to mention in the Kyoto circle, even in the whole of China, it has to be a scorpion shit.
Not to mention Cheng Qian, even Zhou Dong was dumbfounded. When he heard that Teacher Yu had recently published a book called "Wan'er", he was completely shocked. You can learn from playing, what can you say?
Isn't this their job?
"Xiao Zhou, as the saying goes, there is no separation between food and play, so I am currently preparing another book called "Eating". You are now an expert, and I will never bother you in the future."
Zhou Dong nodded blankly: "Oh, I must help you, teacher." Teacher Yu has such a lofty ambition. In Zhou Dong's opinion, it is not called helping, but it is called jointly supporting the grand event...
"By the way, Xiao Zhou, which cuisine did you choose at Jiuzhou Dingshi?"
After getting to know each other, we started talking around. This is where Teacher Yu comes into his own. The one who starts asking people what they do and how much they earn is the stupid young chicken.
"Teacher Yu, don't look at how young Chef Zhou is. He is now the head chef of Chef Lu, and he is still the 'Master Chef' on the early stage."
Cheng Qian talked about Zhou Dong's "brilliant achievements" with a smile on her face, as if she had achieved it herself.
"Qianqian, wait a minute, why do I sound so confused?"
Teacher Yu asked curiously: "Why is it both a head anvil and a white dish? Xiao Zhou, are you doing both red and white dishes? Chef Lu is pretty good, we northerners love this fresh and salty food, but what about the breakfast dish?
What's going on?"
Before Zhou Dong could speak, Cheng Qian took over the conversation again: "Teacher Yu, you don't know that he has one foot in the Lu kitchen and one foot in the breakfast department.
He can make all kinds of pasta, and even an old man named Yi loves to eat the braised and roasted noodles he makes, and he eats them every day. It is said that Mr. Yi is also a well-known gourmet expert in Kyoto!"
"Oh? I don't know any of the diligent experts and gourmets in Kyoto, the old man named Yi? Xiao Zhou, isn't it Yi Zhi Yu Yi Lao?" Teacher Yu was suddenly surprised.
"Teacher Yu is right, it's Yi Lao." Zhou Dong nodded, not thinking about anything. Not only Yi Lao, but Huang Lao and the others also come here often.
"Oh! Then I really came to the right place this time. Even Yi Lao likes to eat the braised pork you made, so it's definitely not bad. No, I have to try your cooking. I know that Yi Lao refuses to eat it every day. What does the fallen stew taste like!"
Teacher Yu was very happy. What he loved most in his life was the food in old Kyoto. He thought that he would not be able to eat it when he came to Chudu. He was worried, but he didn't expect that there would be another village with hidden flowers and bright flowers.
Zhou Dong nodded and said: "That's good, but it's a pity that the braised pot is not in Fengqi Mountain. I have to go back to Chudu in a few days. I'm afraid that Teacher Yu will also return to Kyoto by then."
"I will return to Kyoto in a few days? Xiao Zhou, who did you listen to? I understand, you have misunderstood."
After all, Teacher Yu is a smart person, and he figured out the joints in an instant, and explained with a smile: "You have watched too much TV, and you thought the guests came to the Mushroom House for a day and then left? That's not the case at all.
In addition to me, there are two or three guests coming this time. You may see on TV that it only takes one day to shoot, but in fact, it may take six or seven days to shoot just this one day. It’s like making a movie. A half-hour movie shouldn't take two and a half months to shoot?
That’s why I didn’t leave so quickly. Now that we’re here, we have to live up to the announcement fee given by the column team and others, right?”
Only then did Zhou Dong understand: "So this is what the recording is like?"
"Isn't that what it is? Let me tell you, Xiao Zhou, if you set up the old stew pot today, it will be ready in two days.
Having this thing here can help relieve some of Lao Huang's burden. It's not easy for Lao Huang. He is over 50 years old, and he had to cook all the time on the last show, which is very tiring work."
When Teacher Yu looked at Zhou Dong, he felt as if he was seeing a bowl of top-notch stewed and roasted food. It was really greedy.
"You misunderstood Teacher Yu. I probably won't participate in the show."
Zhou Dong still can't accept appearing on TV.
"No misunderstanding. Aren't you on vacation in Fengqi Village these days? But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, sometimes you get tired of it. What do you do every day? How uncomfortable would it be if this person couldn't play anymore?
Just come to the Mushroom House, and we guys can play together, right? Don't think of this as a show, just think of it as a group of friends coming for a vacation, and living an ideal life for a few days, how great would that be?
This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Xiao Zhou, if you don’t want to show up on TV, why don’t you go back and cut out your part? What a big deal, it’s just a joke. "
Cheng Qian's heart moved, and she also advised: "That's right, Chef Zhou, Teacher Yu has already spoken, so stop being so nagging, let's all have fun together."
Zhou Dong thought about it and realized that Teacher Yu was right. If he stayed alone in the village, would he compete with that big rooster every day? Going to the Mushroom House with Teacher Yu and Cheng Qian was a rare experience.
It’s just for fun anyway.
When they arrived at the Mushroom House, Zhou Dong saw that the program crew really knew how to choose a place. It was not far from the entrance of Ajie Valley that a two-story wooden building was built on a high ground, as well as a thatched pavilion and a courtyard.
The sheep pens, kennels, and other facilities are almost the same as in previous seasons.
The underground hot springs in Ajie Valley are far from the surface. In winter, the temperature nearby can be kept at a constant level of more than ten degrees. Now it is early summer, and the outside temperature has exceeded thirty degrees, but it does not feel how hot it is. At night, it does not feel too hot.
There will be a cold and cold air from deep in the mountains, which has an excellent effect on health care.
The environment here is better than Li Xiuchen's house, more like a vacation place.
"Hey, is it Xiao Zhou? Oh, Chef Zhou is here, welcome!"
Teacher Yu has just arrived and will only start recording the program tomorrow, so there will not be a scene where Teacher Yu pulls a box to find the mushroom house alone. Cheng Qian and Teacher Yu directly greeted Zhou Dong and entered the mushroom house.
As soon as he walked into the courtyard gate, Teacher Huang saw Zhou Dong walking behind the two of them, and he was immediately overjoyed.
Chapter completed!