Chapter 388 Disrespecting monks
When Wang Ping'an heard that Xu Qing wanted to eat barbecue, he was a little bald on the top of the mountain, and it was difficult to find dry firewood, and it was difficult to find fresh small animals. How to roast it?
"This is a bit difficult." Wang Ping'an said helplessly.
"If you can't do it, just promise me something." Xu Qing was not angry, but smiled sly.
"Uh..." Wang Ping'an felt a little dangerous when he saw her smile and hesitated.
At this moment, a bamboo rat happened to emerge from the grass to find food. Seeing two extremely huge monsters sitting on the top of the mountain, I was so scared that I shivered and wanted to return the same way.
Unfortunately, Wang Ping'an, who was worried, had quick eyes and hands, picked up a stone and threw it over.
Bang, the fat bamboo rat fell down in response.
"If you can't do it, you'll kiss..." Xu Qing's words stopped halfway through, with a look of depression.
Because she also saw the bamboo rat falling to the ground, she felt that God didn't help herself, so she wouldn't think about it even more.
"If there are ingredients, it seems that it can be done, haha." Wang Ping'an turned his head, smiled honestly, looked confused, as simple as a child.
"..." Xu Qing curled her lips, feeling that she was almost full of anger by him.
Seeing that it was getting late, Wang Ping'an no longer hid his shortcomings. He took out the skills of the chef god and cleaned up the poor bamboo rat in an instant.
If there is no water on the hill, just rinse it with the mineral water you carry with you.
Then use fresh shrub strips to make a grill, find some dry firewood nearby, and build a large circle of fire-separating the fire with stones, then ignite the fire and enter the barbecue process.
In his backpack, barbecue ingredients are often provided.
In fact, in the system warehouse, Wang Ping'an also has some essential daily necessities, including seasonings.
Make sure that you have food to eat at any time and anywhere, you can’t stay hungry, or die of thirst. Even if you fall under the cliff at the same time, you can live half a year longer than others.
A few minutes later, the bamboo rat was covered in oil, and a smell of meat filled the mountains.
Xu Qing, who was about to be angry but was not ready to eat bamboo rats, also began to drool, his eyes kept glancing at the bamboo rats, and no longer stared at Wang Ping'an.
Even if he is very handsome, even if he is indeed very handsome, can he be a good meal?
Even if you want to do something bad, you have to wait until you fill your stomach before talking about it.
"Hmph, then, it depends on how you escape from my palm." Xu Qing clenched her fists and thought viciously.
Soon, the bamboo rat was roasted golden by Wang Ping'an, and the fragrance was swaying. If the zombie was still hidden in the mountains, it would be attracted by this fragrance.
Look, the two Taoist priests who had been hiding in the spiritual fog on the hillside smelled the scent of barbecue.
Gululu.
Gululu.
In the spiritual fog, the vision was unclear. The cries of the stomach came from the left, and the cries of the stomach came from the right, which were extremely symmetrical. Even patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder could not find any problems here.
"Junior brother, is it your belly screaming?"
"Senior brother, just admit it. It's your stomach that's screaming."
"Uh, okay, if I remember correctly, we haven't eaten since last night?"
"I came in too hurry and forgot to prepare dry food. I didn't even prepare instant noodles. Now I'm so hungry that I feel a little nervous. When I practice, my qi and blood are running unsteadily."
"Sharpening a knife will not delay chopping wood. Why don't we go and ask for something to eat and come back and continue practicing?"
"Good, that's what it means."
After saying that, the two of them completed their efforts at the same time and walked out of the range covered by the spiritual fog.
On the narrow mountain road, two Taoist priests shook their noses and carefully identified the source of the fragrance in the air. After three seconds, their eyes lit up and they looked towards the top of the mountain at the same time.
"If I'm not wrong, the aroma of barbecue should come from the top of the mountain." Senior brother Yu Zhen gently stroked his long beard and said with confidence.
"Senior brother is very serious. The barbecue should be on the top of the mountain." Junior brother Yu Ming agreed.
"Haha, since that's the case, then go up the mountain and fill your stomach with the two young lay Buddhists." As he said that, Master Yu Zhen took the lead and walked towards the top of the mountain.
"Yes, vegetarian rice..." Master Yu Ming took a deep breath of the faint smell of barbecue, swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly chased after him.
At this time, Wang Ping'an and Xu Qing had already started their meal at the top of the mountain.
Use a banana leaf, plaster it on the ground, and place the roasted bamboo rat on it.
After picking the two branches a few times, the golden roasted bamboo rat was broken down, and then sprinkled some cumin powder and chili powder on it, and it was ready to eat.
Wang Ping'an reached into his mountaineering bag, took out two cans of Fujia white beer from it, opened it, handed Xu Qing a can, leaving one for himself.
The beer is given by others and tastes good. Wang Ping'an's system warehouse will also carry some with him for easy drinking.
"Wow, you actually brought beer? Did you know for a long time that we were going to have barbecue? No, when I prepared your backpack, I remember that there was no beer in it?"
Xu Qing was excited at first, then she was a little confused. As for her previous resentment and dissatisfaction, she had already been thrown out of the sky.
"You may not have looked at the backpack carefully. This is what I put in before." Wang Ping'an explained perfunctorily, looking like you believe it or not.
"Maybe...but it's a perfect match to have a sip of beer and a bite of barbecue." Xu Qing said, and slammed the beer can with Wang Ping'an, explaining that she took a big sip.
This bamboo rat is very big, more than four pounds, and drinking some beer is barely enough for two people to eat.
Of course, Xu Qing can eat enough. If Wang Ping'an wants to eat enough, he needs to take some fruits, beef sauce from his "backpack".
Ten minutes later, Taoist Yu Zhen and Taoist Yu Ming were panting and sweating, and finally reached the top of the mountain.
The moment they reached the top, they saw Wang Ping'an and Xu Qing.
I saw them sitting on the stone in the middle of the mountain top, eating with oily mouths. There was only a pile of bones left in the roasted bamboo rat with banana leaves between them.
The two of them were holding the beer can, touching it lightly, and shouting, "Cheers."
There is only one last bite left in it, so you can really toast.
Guru, after drinking the beer in two seconds, put down the empty cans and prepared to clean up the garbage to keep the natural scenic area clean.
"You, have you finished eating?" Master Yu Zhen was so angry that he looked disappointed, and even felt a little inexplicably annoyed.
Any hungry person has a bad temper, and they don’t know why they get angry.
Master Yu Ming was also disappointed and annoyed: "No, I didn't leave any for us? You are too disrespectful to monks, right?"
The ordinary people climbed up the mountain road for more than an hour in just ten minutes. Only they knew the difficulties and difficulties.
Therefore, after seeing the food you were looking forward to being eaten up, I was particularly annoyed and seemed to have forgotten that these foods were originally from others.
Chapter completed!