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Chapter 30 Stones whizzing past

With the bright moonlight and extraordinary vision, Wang Ping'an looked at the little snake on the bed.

The green little snake is more than two feet long, with a triangular head and red eyes. When it spits out a thread, it reveals two small poisonous fangs, as cute as luoli reveals the small tiger teeth.

This snake king Ping'an knew that it was a very common poisonous snake in Huaxi Town, bamboo leaves green. It often lives on trees at night and rarely penetrates into human quilts.

Because its protective color is too strong, it often hurts people from the mountains. After being bitten by it, bloody blisters will appear, and severe burning pain will appear in the wound. The symptoms of poisoning are obvious. Treatment is timely and life-threatening.

However, it appears in a stuffy bed, which is extremely unreasonable.

"Why are you here? Who threw you over?" Wang Ping'an asked it patiently.

hissing, hissing.

Zhu Yeqing spitted out a letter and stared at Wang Ping'an, showing strong hostility and signs of irritability before the attack.

Wow, wow.

The big yellow dog rushed over and shouted at the bamboo leaves on the bed. Damn, quietly crawled into my master's bed. Do you have any reason?

Haha, don't answer?

Wang Ping'an used up all his patience, remembered the plot in a movie, and began to whistle at Zhu Yeqing.

The protagonist in the movie whistles at the poisonous snake, and finally his mouth is swollen by it.

But when Wang Ping'an whistled, he swung his right hand to attract the attention of the poisonous snake.

"Nani?" Zhu Yeqing tilted his head and just made a puzzled expression when his neck was caught.

Wang Ping'an's speed was so fast that he even doubted himself. It was not until he got the cold touch that he was sure that he had really grabbed Zhuyeqing.

Qi Cun was caught, Zhu Ye Qing became honest, her tail wrapped around Wang Ping'an's arm, slowly tangled, cold and very comfortable.

Wang Ping'an held the bamboo leaf green and observed it for a while before shook his head and sighing.

"I'm too thin and not enough to stew a pot of snake meat soup. I'll go to the melon field to look for it at night to see if I might make a pot of it."

Wang Ping'an said, throwing Zhu Yeqing into the spray barrel and twisting the lid. He couldn't die of being stuffy and couldn't climb up.

Wow, wow.

The big yellow dog yelled around the medicine barrel a few times. After finding that there was no threat, he then ran to the gate of the melon shed to carry out a night watch mission.

In the river and grass hundreds of meters away, the two men's heads were stretched out, and they were staring at the movements in the melon shed carefully.

"Brother Hu Zi, there was no movement in the melon shed for a long time. Is the poisonous snake biting Ersha? Oh, there are too many mosquitoes here, I'm almost eating me, I can't hold on."

A figure slapped his face a few times and complained in pain.

"Don't stumble, bite Ersha, he will definitely scream. I was bitten by the snake once, and it hurts so much that as long as I squeeze out the poison in time, I won't die. Fuck... I'd known that I would hide in another place, and the mosquitoes in the river were so fierce!"

Another figure was also busy slapping his face, neck, and then scratching it.

Wang Ping'an was busy all day and felt a little tired. He fiddled with his cell phone for a while and learned some simple social knowledge, so he wanted to go to bed.

When I closed my eyes and thought, I always felt that the memories of the two fools in the past were very unreliable.

Although Ersha has accumulated rich and colorful life knowledge and experience in front of the TV since he was a child, after receiving it, after analyzing his strange brain circuit, the results often make people collapse.

When I saw the poisonous snake just now, I wanted to whistle, which was one of his life accumulations. Fortunately, Wang Ping'an corrected it in time and added a gesture to confuse the poisonous snake, which was why he successfully captured it.

When you see a beautiful woman, you drool. This is also the life experience Ersha has learned on TV before.

Wang Ping'an tried hard to correct it many times. Now when he saw the beauty, he basically stopped dripping unless he couldn't help it.

As he thought about it, Wang Ping'an went to bed and made a uniform and deep breathing sound.

The two brothers Hu Zi and Leopard climbed in the grass in the river, suffering as if they were in hell, and were bitten very seriously by mosquitoes, like toads, covered with big and small bumps.

One minute, ten minutes, thirty minutes... Hu Zi finally couldn't stand it and let out an angry growl.

"That fool wouldn't be bitten to death by a snake, right? Let's go to the melon shed to take a look. You throw a meat bun first and poison the big yellow dog to death."

"I hate this big yellow dog. Even if I can't steal watermelon today, I will kill it and eat meat." The leopard said gritting his teeth, running forward for a distance, and threw a meat bun at the big yellow dog at the door of the melon shed.

The big yellow dog was sleeping comfortably and felt something falling beside him. He sniffed his eyes and sniffed it, as if it was the smell of meat buns?

Hey, what's going on? Are there buns in the sky?

The big yellow dog suddenly became energetic. When he opened his eyes, he saw a big bun, which emitted a scent of flesh.

With a loud voice, the big yellow dog stood up. Is this wrong?

Master Dog, I ate so much wild boar meat today and ate a lot of melon peels. Is there another big meat bun? Do you want to keep me alive?

Wow, wow!

You have to ask the owner, what does this mean? I always feel that the dog is dangerous?

The big yellow dog's yelled, and immediately startled the tiger and leopard. He moved a little more, stepped on a pesticide bottle and creaked.

Hu Zi and Leopard were frightened to find that the big yellow dog's ears were erect, and their eyes were full of fierce light, staring at them.

"The medicine is not working? Dogs will faint after a few sniffs..."

"I forgot to take the shot needle and shoot a few shots of poison at it. What kind of dog can't kill him?"

But it was too late to regret. The big yellow dog rushed up bravely and yelled at them.

But ordinary dogs, especially at night, encounter two creatures taller than them, who scream fiercely, but rarely do they really pounce on them and bite them.

Wang Ping'an was sleeping soundly. When he heard the dog barking, he thought another wild boar appeared.

He was very excited and ran out in his shorts. He was covered in muscle lumps, exaggerating like a Hulk. He picked up a large stone weighing hundreds of pounds, rotated quickly, and smashed it towards the direction of the dog barking.

Hu Zi and Leopard Brothers were almost glaring out. Damn, what did you see? What did you provoke?

How could I have the courage to make enemies with such a terrible monster?

That noon, I kicked him in the face with alcohol?

Oh, hallucination?

He would rather be ridden on him and beat him hard than be hit by this hundred-pound stone.

"Ersha, stop, don't get me wrong, we brothers are just passing by!" Hu Zi owed his mouth and called Ersha and was used to it, so it was hard to change.

When Wang Ping'an heard this, the wild boar could speak human language. The second senior brother became a sperm? This can't be smashed!

The rotating boulder was almost thrown out, but he changed direction and smashed it to the pond beside Hu Zi.

Whoosh!

The huge rock rubbed against Hu Zi's ears and roared past with a terrible gust of wind. It pounced into the pond, splashing a huge splash of water, making the two people on the shore feel cool.
Chapter completed!
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