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Chapter 2 Brain Problems

Wang Ping'an was so annoyed by the village party secretary that he really wanted to spit on him and disturb his communication with the beautiful lady. Do you have any reason?

I am so old that I met a fool who begged for money for the first time. Since that's the case, I'm stupid... Bah, no, I'll satisfy his wish.

"Since you are so sincere, I can only agree reluctantly. Come on, get closer and let me choose one." Wang Ping'an said, sitting up from the grass, looking very serious.

Wang Deli rolled his eyes so much that he was so angry that he put two banknotes in front of him, and urged him angrily: "Is this time okay? Can you choose?"

Wang Ping'an was too lazy to answer this fool. There were two banknotes in front of him, one for one and one for five. He was about to choose, but suddenly he remembered a similar joke he had heard before.

A choice that seems very simple is a trap. It is wrong to choose one yuan, and it is wrong to choose five yuan.

Seeing Wang Ping'an hesitating, the village party secretary suddenly became proud, looking like "I knew this a long time ago": "Look, for such a simple question, he still needs to think about it for so long. What is he not a fool?"

"Ah? He looks so good, he doesn't look like a fool!" Qian Duoduo began to worry for Wang Ping'an and hurriedly reminded, "Wang Ping'an, what are you worried about? Which money is the election!"

Yes, why should I hesitate? Wang Ping'an cursed inwardly. He was really influenced by the fool's thinking for too long and could not make a turn for the time being.

No matter how much he is, it is the best choice to choose a big one. After all, the village party secretary has never done anything similar before, and it is impossible to do something similar in the future.

So under the anticipated gaze, Wang Ping'an grabbed the five-yuan banknote in his hand and smiled and said, "Haha, I'm not stupid. This one is big, I'll choose this one."

"Yeah, he chose the right choice, he is not stupid, haha, so smart." Qian Duoduo jumped up with joy, the peaks trembled slightly, his hands clapped, and his excitement was beyond words.

The village party secretary Wang Deli changed his face and felt a little embarrassed, but his expression changed, but he said calmly: "Oh, Wang Ping'an is really stupid to choose a five-yuan banknote. Think about it, if he chose a one-yuan banknote, our villagers would always play this game with him. Over time, he would get more money."

"Now he chose five yuan banknotes. No one will play with him in the future. The loss is as simple as ten or eight yuan."

The poverty alleviation specialist Qian Duoduo was stunned, and the smile on his face froze: "It seems to make sense to say this, but I was speechless."

"..." Wang Ping'an had known that the village party secretary would say that, but he didn't care. Anyway, he made five dollars, and the other party was the one who suffered the loss.

If I chose one yuan banknote, maybe you would laugh at me for the rest of my life and I wouldn't be so stupid.

At this moment, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Wang Ping'an, and a strange message box popped up like an ultra-clear computer screen.

"Congratulations to the host, since you have obtained the five-yuan wealth value, the Shennong auxiliary system has been officially activated. Please click to view the details."

Wang Ping'an thought and clicked the message box in a frightened way, and then a more strange interface appeared.

Host: Wang Ping'an

Status: A stupid reincarnation

Planting: LV0(0/1000)

Breeding: LV0(0/1000)

Wealth: LV0(5/1000)

Xianyuan: LV0(0/1000)

Seeing these strange words, Wang Ping'an was stunned at the time. What the hell is this? The system the master mentioned is not just this thing, right?

You dare to say that you are a stupid reincarnation, are you blind?

Just as I thought of this, a sudden jingle sounded, and another message box popped up in front of me: "Ping An, my disciple, I didn't expect you to activate the Shennong auxiliary system created for your teacher so quickly. As expected, you are more diligent than working hard in the fairy world, and you are very pleased with your teacher."

"This system integrates the cultivation civilization of the immortal world and the technology of the mortal world, and can attract the strengths of all families and bring the light of wisdom. It has endless wonderful uses. As long as you farm steadily, practice hard, and return to the immortal world, it is just around the corner."

"By the way, if you can complete the small tasks issued by your teacher on time, you will get a lot of strange rewards! Are you surprised or surprised to see this? Are you moved by the careful care of your master?"

Seeing these unreliable words, Wang Ping'an wanted to curse people. He always felt that there was something wrong with his reincarnation in the earth, and even had the illusion of taking the blame for others. However, after his soul was broken, many memories were missing.

"Master, don't make trouble. If you take away this unreliable system, I would like to thank your ancestors for your eighteen generations. What's wrong with eating and waiting for death? After being punished in this life, you will be able to return to the fairy world. What do I want this broken system to do?"

No matter what Wang Ping'an said or scolded, the system did not respond at all. Shennong's words just now were obviously integrated into the system.

When Wang Ping'an was messing with the system, when poverty alleviation specialist Qian Duoduo saw that he had received five yuan, his eyes were straight, his saliva was flowing, and his heart was broken.

Why is he a fool who looks so handsome?

Only after reminding the village party secretary, I remembered to take a few photos of Wang Ping'an and complete this work task.

Just then, I suddenly heard someone in the village calling Wang Ping'an for dinner.

"Ersha, I'm back for dinner! Er...Oh, kid, don't pinch me, can't I call me wrong?"

This is the voice of his father Wang Degui. It was only half loud, and the second half seemed to have encountered an attack. After a chaotic period, it became weaker.

So he changed into a gentle and friendly voice and shouted again: "Erbao, I'm back for dinner soon. Mom has cooked you a lot of delicious food. Remember to bring the fishing rod back."

"Oh, okay, come back." Hearing this voice, Wang Ping'an shuddered, responded silly, turned his head and ran home, no matter what Shennong system and fishing rods were.

"Wang Ping'an, your mother just reminded you, why did you forget?" Qian Duoduo called him and pulled up the fishing rod by the river. After a closer look, there was no fish hook or bait.

This time, she really understood that there was indeed something wrong with Wang Ping'an's mind.

"Thank you." Wang Ping'an took the fishing rod and jumped into the village, like a wild horse that broke away from its reins.

The big yellow dog sparrow followed behind his butt, barking, as if reminding Wang Ping'an to make him more elegant and not be like a fool.

Wang Ping'an's home, like other families in the village, lives in three or four tiled houses, and a new one is set up next to it as a kitchen or cowhouse.

There is a small yard in front, with a water pressing well in the yard, which can be used for daily activities and dry clothes. You can be surrounded by chickens and pigs in the inconspicuous corners.

There is an open space behind, which can be used to make a small vegetable garden to grow some daily onions, garlic, chili, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc., which is convenient and fast, so as to avoid running into the vegetable fields far away.

Wang Ping'an ran to the main hall in one breath, panting slightly tired. Seeing that his mother had already put a table of dishes, including his favorite spicy chicken nuggets and pickled fish.

"Mom, what day is today? Why do you make so many delicious foods?" Wang Ping'an said, grabbing a piece of chicken and stuffing it into his mouth.

A pair of chopsticks gently tapped on his hand, and his mother Su Wenting scolded, "Put down the fishing rod, wash your hands and eat. Today is your 18th birthday. You forgot, but Mom hasn't forgotten."
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