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Chapter 279: Can't take it with you [74/100]

The hero supported by the Blue Party was Kelthas: "You old guy, you can't help but act like such a beautiful and sexy girl. It seems that the rumors are true. The long-rumored priestess of the Moon Temple, Tyrande, Yufeng's 'Banana Gate' is not groundless, tsk tsk tsk."

"Banana Gate? What is that? Is it a portal?" Vera, who was rescued, asked curiously.

"Shocking, it's all the messes on the Azeroth continent. Girls don't have gossip." Kaizi replied casually with his hands on his hips, completely ignoring the big druid on the opposite side, with a black look on his face.

The scene was once very awkward!

"There should be my skills to show off... Oh, wait..." Kaizi just activated the Emerald Demon Bead's Enhancement Skill, and suddenly jumped on the spot: "This set of plate armor is completely heat-resistant. Every time I turn on the characteristics, it becomes an oven. To be honest, I can't stand the smell of burnt hair!"

Tekes: "Is this... a funny guy here?"

Malfurio: "Shut up, I'd better think of a way to save the situation. We are so bad now, I don't want to lose the game!"

On the other hand, Vera, who had recovered a lot of state through the Healing Spring, returned to the battlefield. Seeing this scene, she couldn't help but cover her face: "Kaizi, can you calm down for a while? While the flame phoenix now blocks the road opposite, and before it disappears, the support from the opposite side is about to arrive!"

"Okay, I'll pack it up with me. Carry your strength. If you don't give me a bag, I'll see me!" As he spoke, Kaizi went straight to the dragon hall and began to summon the giant dragon.

"No, stop him from summoning the dragon, or we will lose!" Mafa said in shock: "Tekes, why are you still standing there? Do you want me to have an assistant to take it over?"

Tekes: "The current state of labor and capital is that it has to be roasted as soon as it enters the Phoenix Circle. Will it be sent to the market? Labor and capital are not stupid!"

This is your reason for being cowardly? What about a man who is said to have sex with a man? What about blood? It can bend and stretch out Taikes, yes.

Mafa: "Where are you...our support? Are you all hanging up?"

[Dou... Detected the fusion strike on the way!]

Vera: "What?"

Kaizi: "I'll just go..."

On the other side, beside Malfurio, a beautiful blonde girl exited the invisible state and appeared.

"Nova is here, are you ready to enjoy my wonderful performance?" The person who spoke was Nova, a hero ghost agent from "Starcraft", who came from the front line of resurrection from the spring water. Mafa, who was on the side, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Anhh? I seem to have detected a fusion reaction..." Nova glanced at Tekes who was staring at her: "Oh no, it's just someone's strong physiological reaction."

"You two are really enough." Malfurion's face was dark and he couldn't help it: "How much I hope I can get hurt by teammates now!"

Kaizi, who was guiding the summoning dragon, looked up and saw a black dot on his head: "Most labor and capital will not recognize the bombed Momo."

Kaizi had no displacement and could not escape.

"Justice from heaven--"

"Huh?" Kaizi suddenly saw a big sword stuck beside him. The next moment, the Archangel Tyrel teleported to the big sword with the help of the power of the Holy Sword (Q) and also came to Kaizi.

Then he said, "Kaizi, act according to my expression!"

Kaizi's eyes were black: "I'm not Illidan, my eyes are not blind. I can see clearly, you are so shameless!"

Tyrel: “…”

"The nuclear bomb has landed!" Vera shouted, covering her face.

Then he realized that Tyrel immediately held a great sword in his hand: "The holy light shines on life, and order gives birth to justice!"

The great sword penetrated straight into the earth.

Suddenly, the golden light in the sky bathed the entire dragon altar.

Tykes: "This TN's invincible dragon is unsolvable!"

Nova: "This cooperation is so surprising."

Tyrel: "I'll let you eat Shǐ!"

Nova: "Have you heard this joke! @#¥%…&*"

At the same time, the nuclear bomb landed and successfully detonated above Kelthas's head, but Tyrell activated the invincible sanctification ultimate move, which was immune to all damage effects within the sanctification range.

Kaizi successfully completed the guidance and entered the dragon's body. The dragon was successfully summoned by the blue party!

"The sadness of frost is wailing..."

The audience saw the last hero of the Red Party debut for the first time. After seeing his true face, the Warcraft players on the scene immediately cheered, and it was a superstar hero unit. Arthas from "World of Warcraft" was nicknamed "The Second Fool". He also came to the grave hub... Well, he also came to the time and space hub.

As soon as the two fools appeared on the stage, they pointed at the battlefield with Frost and Sorrow, and their movements were still so classic. The Blizzard headquarters had a statue of this action. It was indeed full of style. The players who came to the scene immediately cheered again.

"Sorry, you big-headed ghost, as the master, I have only come here now, what's the point of asking for you?" However, the gorgeous appearance took a sharp turn with Malfurion's roar.

Players couldn't help laughing. As a main tank hero unit in the Storm Time and Space Hub, Alsace is one of the shortest-legged heroes. The battlefield support ability is slow, but isn't this slowness a bit too much?

Official complaints are the most fatal!

Alsace: "Although I am a ghost, I'm not very big."

Sanya: "It's just a little stupid!"

Arthas: "The stinky barbarian dares to disrespect the Lich King, Ni**I**"

Malfurio: "I don't know how to win Mad. I won't fight anymore. If I can't lead it, I can't help but push it. I'm intolerable. I'm really fed up with these ** teammates!"

Vera: "Good opportunity, they have an internal conflict. The auxiliary hangs up, sprays each other in the front row, and outputs half-remnants. Now, at this time, they are directly attacking the opponent's core and winning the game!"

Then, Hong Fang was indeed GG.

An exhibition match finally ended. Unexpectedly, the competition ended in this way. The players who watched the live broadcast had already laughed to ache. The entire exhibition match was highly energy-efficient, and the official complaints were the most slutty, and it was simply a coincidence.

The audience and the live broadcast players never expected that such a unique exhibition game would be displayed, perfectly showing the core of the competitive game Heroes of the Storm. At the same time, they also vividly showed the players' daily performance in the time and space hub from an exhibition game: daily advantages, waves and disadvantages, auxiliary and outputs, daily air and large, blind Jiba...

The most important thing is that a serious Blizzard has also become a middle school second, and since then it has embarked on the road of a comedian.

Sure enough, only by throwing away moral integrity or something can you let yourself go.

But it has to be said that the performance competition has exploded, and the plot in the performance competition has impressed the players so far. Whenever I think of it, I can't help laughing and screaming.

Blizzard's marketing planning also perfectly achieved the expected effect: allowing players to remember this game deeply.
Chapter completed!
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