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Chapter 138 Rabbit, let's talk about something else [Eighth more]

Tian Peng's face suddenly turned into coal, and for the first time he had the urge to kill the rabbit to silence his mouth.

The less Tian Peng wanted to answer, the less he was, the more he was, the more he was going up, and at the beginning he looked up, asking, "How did you know?"

Then he stood up and asked, “Have you been there?”

Then he climbed onto his legs and asked, "You must have been there!"

Then he pulled his collar and asked, "Tell me honestly, how many have you been to? Did you pay for prostitution?"

Then he sat on his shoulder and pulled Tianpeng's ear and said, "Looking at how you didn't say anything, you must have not paid!"

Then the dead rabbit sat on his shoulder and laughed: "Master Tianpeng didn't pay for prostitution, haha..."

When Tianpeng heard this, he went completely crazy and shouted, "Shut up! Rabbit, can we change the topic?!"

"No! Brother, you have to figure it out when you encounter something. This is a matter of principle!" The rabbit said very seriously.

"Principle, your brother-in-law! I haven't been there yet!" Tianpeng was about to go crazy.

The rabbit said with a silly voice: "It's not that you can't shut up. After all, it's not nice to hear about Chang'e, and it seriously affects your image. But I want to say it as soon as I'm idle..."

After saying that, the rabbit stretched out its claws and rubbed its fingers.

Seeing this, Tianpeng's forehead was black and his hair was standing up. This grandson had to ban the penis again! Cao Nima, this is not a rabbit, this is a dog, is it? Take a bite of everything!

Then Tianpeng took out a silver stick with tears in his eyes and stuffed it to Qin Shou and said, "Rabbit, this is a dragon silver stick, big or small, and powerful. Now, can you shut up?"

Qin Shou took the stick and tried his teeth. It felt comfortable to bite it. It had a head bite, so it should not be a defective product.

Tianpeng looked at this scene and really wanted to slap the rabbit to death. This tm is a magic weapon, not gold and silver, and he also needs to bite it...

After taking the stick, Qin Shou said, "Don't worry, my mouth is tightly blocked."

Tianpeng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This is almost the same."

Qin Shou nodded and said, "So, who is Jingjing?"

"Damn... change another one!" Tianpeng was really going crazy.

Qin Shou stretched out his hand...

Tianpeng's tears were about to come out: "Rabbit, you can rub the wool, can you stop rubbing one? Are you not afraid of scaring the sheep away? Are you not going to rub it in the future?"

Qin Shou thought for a while and said, "Well... as long as the grass is good, there are some sheep. I tell you, those who chase our Chang'e can queue up from the South Heaven Gate, turn a few turns, and turn to the gate of the Moon Palace. Do you believe it?"

Tian Peng was silenced. If it were another fairy, he really didn't believe it. But Chang'e...

Think about Chang'e's appearance and her every move...

He has to believe it!

Qin Shou continued, "I tell you, the things you gave me are pretty good. If what you gave me is garbage, you can't even get in. Although I don't have much ability, it's the most closest thing to the person next to me. If I say a few good words, it's more effective than you do. Believe it or not, as long as I tell the public, give me a treasure, I'll give you a chance. Do you believe it or not? Can I pile up the treasures you gave me and play as building blocks?"

Tianpeng is speechless...

"Do you show me whether you want to show me yours or not. But I won't lie to you. I can say good things for you, but I don't guarantee whether it will work. After all, I haven't said good things for anyone so far. So, there is no one at the gate of the Moon Palace." Qin Shou said.

When Tianpeng heard this, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the gods and men in his heart fought. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "For you!"

So Tianpeng took off his cloak and stuffed it to Qin Shou and said, "This is the cloak of Huitian. When you encounter danger, you can instantly teleport you thousands of miles away."

Qin Shou took it with a smile, stuffed it into the Black Demon God box, and then said happily: "Okay, let's talk about our Moon Palace. Look, the pavilion here needs a bench and a hammock. The bench is best for jade, warm in winter and cool in summer. If there are better materials, please help me save some money. You pay for it. I don't have any money anyway. Brother, it's not the small account... Hey hey... brother, why are you sweating on your face?"

Tianpeng swallowed and said, "Rabbit, let's change the topic."

Qin Shou nodded obediently and said, "Okay, which brothel is Jingjing from? Did you really not give the money?"

Tianpeng almost cried when he heard this and said, "Rabbit, I'll say I won't mention this!"

The rabbit said seriously: "Then there is no topic, you can leave."

Tianpeng: "…"

Tian Peng looked at Qin Shou angrily. He ran from afar and said he was delivering a car and giving it to the baby. However, Chang'e didn't see it, did nothing, and was about to be driven away? What's more loss-making business than this?

So Tianpeng gritted his teeth and said, "Let's talk about the decoration of the Moon Palace."

Qin Shou said, "Look, you can't chat well. Can't we be more focused? Look, if your water comes, I think it's a small hill here, and you can see it when the flow is three thousand feet down. It's really a scene of the Milky Way falling from the sky. How about it? Are I talented, Rabbit? Is it all the way?"

"Haha..." Tianpeng is now in a mood and hears some bullshit poems? He only thinks of one thing now, where is Chang'e?

He was almost tortured by this rabbit here, why didn’t he even see Chang'e?

Finally he couldn't help it and asked, "Rabbit, why didn't you see Fairy Chang'e after sitting for so long?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "I told you to stop coming. Chang'e is in the Heavenly Court during the day, not in the Moon Palace."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Tian Peng screamed excitedly when he heard this. If he had known that Chang'e was not here, why would he be ripping with this rabbit? It's so angry!

Qin Shouli said for granted: "You didn't ask."

Tianpeng: "I..."

Qin Shou said: "Tianpeng, where is your water? You are not bragging, are you? It's been an hour, and you haven't seen your water come."

When Tianpeng heard this, his forehead was filled with cold sweat, his face flushed, and he coughed dryly, "It should be that something went wrong, I'll talk about it when I go back and ask."

"Okay, then I won't talk about this question for now. I think we can build another hall there, just follow Ling Xiaobao... Marshal Tianpeng, where are you going? Why are you leaving?" the rabbit shouted.

When Tianpeng heard this, he couldn't sit still anymore. He felt that if he sat down, it would not be just the small treasury that he would be sold!
Chapter completed!
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