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战场墨菲法则【二】转!(1/2)

70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo锛� you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo锛� you can鈥榯 hit the broad side of a barn.

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71. The more a weapon costs锛� the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

姝﹀櫒瓒婅吹锛堟垨鏄�秺鏈夌敤澶勶紵锛夛紝淇�悊鐨勬椂鍊欏氨瑕侀€佺殑瓒婅繙銆�

72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon鈥榮 operator.

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73. Field experience is something you don鈥榯 get until just after you need it.

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74. No matter which way you have to march锛� its always uphill.

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75. If enough data is collected锛� a board of inquiry can prove anything.

濡傛灉鏀堕泦鍒颁簡瓒冲�鐨勮祫鏂欙紝璋冩煡濮斿憳浼氫粈涔堜簨閮藉彲浠ヨ瘉鏄庛€傦紙濮斿憳浼氳儭璇村叓閬擄級

76. For every action锛� there is an equal and opposite criticism.锛坕n boot camp锛�

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77. Air strikes always overshoot the target锛� artillery always falls short.

绌鸿�鎬绘槸鎵撳緱杩囪繙锛岀偖鐏�€绘槸鎵撳緱澶�繎銆�

78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down锛� the most important ones are always illegible.

褰撲綘鏌ョ湅浣犲啓涓嬬殑鏃犵嚎鐢甸�鐜囩殑鏃跺€欙紝鏈€閲嶈�鐨勬€绘槸鏃犳硶杈ㄨ�銆�

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

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80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don鈥榯 know what they want锛� but they know for certain what they don鈥榯 want.

浣滀负鍐涘畼鏈€杈涜嫤鐨勪竴鐐规槸锛氬+鍏典笉鐭ラ亾浠栦滑鎯宠�浠€涔堬紝鍙�煡閬撲粬浠�笉鎯宠�浠€涔堛€�

81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

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82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

鍦ㄤ綘鏈€闇€瑕佸畠鐨勬椂鍊欐€绘槸鍗″3鐨勬�鍣ㄦ槸M60鏈烘灙銆�

83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

鏈€閫傚悎鏌愪釜宸ヤ綔鐨勫啗瀹樻€绘槸鍦ㄨ繖涓�亴浣嶅凡缁忚�鍒�汉鍗犳嵁鍚庝竴澶╄皟鏉ャ€�

85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

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86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan锛� stupid enough to try it锛� and lucky enough to survive.

绱�績鍕嬬珷锛堢編鍥芥巿浜堝彈浼ゅ+鍏电殑鍕嬬珷锛夎瘉鏄庝綘鑱�槑鍒板彲浠ユ兂鍑轰竴涓��鍒掞紝鎰氳牏鍒板皾璇曡繖涓��鍒掞紝骞朵笖骞歌繍鍒版椿浜嗕笅鏉ャ€�

87. Murphy was a grunt.

澧ㄨ彶鏄�釜澶уご鍏点€傦紙灏辨槸鍥犱负澧ㄨ彶鑰佹槸鍋氶敊浜嬶紝鎵€浠ユ墠鍙�ⅷ鑿叉硶鍒欏槢:-P锛�

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

鍟ら厭鏁拌�绠楁硶锛氫笁鍗佷竷浜猴紝姣忎汉涓ょ摱锛屽叡瑕佸洓鍗佷節绠便€�

89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

姝兼晫鏁拌�绠楁硶锛氫笁鍚嶆父鍑婚槦鍛樺姞涓€涓�彲鑳藉啀鍔犱袱鍙�尓锛屾湰娆℃垬鏂楀叡姣欐晫涓夊崄涓冧汉銆�

90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

鎵嬫Υ寮圭殑鏉€浼ゅ崐寰勬€绘槸姣斾綘鑳芥墤鍑虹殑璺濈�澶氫竴鑻卞昂銆�

91. All-weather close air support doesn鈥榯 work in bad weather.

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92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

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93. The crucial round is a dud.

鑷冲叧閲嶈�鐨勭偖寮规€绘槸鍝戝脊銆�

95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

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97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on锛� he will bypass you.

濡傛灉浣犵殑闃靛湴鏈夊緢濂界殑宸ヤ簨鑰屼笖浣犱篃鍑嗗�濂藉簲浠樻晫浜虹殑鏀诲嚮锛屾晫浜轰細缁曡繃浣犮€�

98. If your ambush is properly set锛� the enemy won鈥榯 walk into it.

濡傛灉浣犲噯澶囧ソ浜嗕竴娆′紡鍑伙紝鏁屼汉涓嶄細杩涘叆浣犵殑浼忓嚮鍦堛€�

99. If your flank march is going well锛� the enemy expects you to outflank him.

濡傛灉浣犵殑渚х考杩傚洖杩涜�鐨勫緢椤哄埄锛屾槸鍥犱负鏁屼汉姝f湡寰呯潃浣犱粠渚х考鎺ヨ繎浠栦滑銆�

100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

浣犺秺鏄�劅鍒板ソ濂囩殑鐩�爣灏辫秺鍗遍櫓銆�

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

濂囨€�殑鐗╀綋鍚稿紩鐐�伀锛嶄笉瑕佽翰鍦ㄨ繖绉嶄笢瑗垮悗闈€€�

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy 锛坅s is his deviousness and mischievousness锛�.

闀垮畼鐨勮嚜澶х▼搴︿笌浠栫殑瀹樿亴鎴愬弽姣旓紙杩樻湁浠栫殑涓嶅€煎緱淇′换绋嬪害鍜屾湁瀹崇▼搴︼級銆�

104. There is always a way锛� and it usually doesn鈥榯 work.

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105. Success occurs when no one is looking锛� failure occurs when the General is watching.

娌′汉鍏虫敞鐨勮�鍔ㄩ€氬父鏄�垚鍔熺殑锛涜�楂樼骇闀垮畼鍏虫敞鐨勮�鍔ㄩ€氬父鏄�け璐ョ殑銆�

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

鍦ㄤ綘浣跨敤涓嶅畨鍏ㄧ殑棰戦亾鍙戝竷涔嬪墠锛屾晫浜洪兘涓嶄細鐩戝惉浣犵殑鏃犵嚎鐢甸�鐜囥€�

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight锛� your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away锛� and your canteen always lands at your feet.

濡傛灉浣犳垬鏂椾腑鎺変簡瑁呭�锛屼綘鐨勫瓙寮瑰拰鎵嬫Υ寮逛竴瀹氱�浣犳渶杩滐紝鑰屾按澹舵€绘槸鎺夊湪浣犵殑鑴氳竟銆�

108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field锛� it rains.

鎴樺満涓婏紝浣犲彧瑕佹悶鍒扮儹涓滆タ鍚冿紝灏辨€绘槸瑕佷笅闆ㄧ殑銆�

109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

涓嶈�鍛婅瘔鍓�帓闀夸綘鏃犱簨鍙�仛銆�

111. Walking point = sniper bait.

鍘诲甫璺�紳鍘诲綋鐙欏嚮鎵嬬殑璇遍サ銆�

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

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113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem锛� then it is usually a stupid solution.

濡傛灉涓€涓�垬鍦轰笂鐨勯棶棰樺彧鏈変竴绉嶈В鍐虫柟妗堬紝杩欎竴瀹氭槸涓�剼锠㈢殑鏂规�銆�

115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.

鍦ㄤ綆鍐涜�鑳借�浣犲崌瀹樼殑琛屼负浼氬湪鏂板啗琛旀潃姝讳綘銆�
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