Chapter 363 Sloppy Taoist
Mingyue of the Song Dynasty http://www./0_1/ The latest work of Xiangnan Xiaoxiaosheng! Wang Mingjian came out of his house in the morning and pushed a cart with four large baskets filled with fresh pears. At the market, he put down the cart and started to hawk.
"Pears, fresh pears, fragrant and sweet pears, who can buy pears? You can buy one for two cents. It will cause thirst and salivation~~"
Qiu Ming had just sold firewood to an old customer in Shangqingguan. When he saw someone selling pears, he planned to buy some for everyone to eat. When he was thirsty in the back mountain, he would quench his thirst than drinking a can of water. Xiao Fengzhen also likes to eat fruits, and it is not expensive.
He just took two steps and stopped. Are there other monks near Laoshan?
There was an extremely sloppy Taoist priest in front of him, with a ragged dress, a hole in his hat, and a lot of dust on his body. If it weren't for the fact that the other party was wearing a Taoist robe, and carrying a small shovel on his shoulder, not a palm-leaf fan, Qiu Ming would have thought that this was Jigong's appearance.
He saw that this man had a good cultivation level and had already reached the realm of transformation of the gods. Even if he didn't have too many magic, he wouldn't have been so miserable. Buddhism had heard of ascetic monks, and Taoism rarely heard of such practices.
Could it be that something difficult happened? Then he might be able to help.
Before he could speak, the Taoist priest walked to Wang Mingjian, who was selling pears: "This friend, I am walking here, hungry and thirsty. Can you give me a pear?"
When Wang Mingjian saw this sloppy Taoist priest, he immediately covered his mouth and nose: "Go away, go away quickly."
Such a sloppy person stands in front of his stall, who will buy his pears? Besides, who are you? Why should I give you a pear for free? I still have the money to sell pears.
The sloppy Taoist priest smiled and said, "Don't be so stingy. You have hundreds of pears here. What's the point of eating one for me?"
Wang Mingjian was unhappy. What did you say? I have hundreds of them, so I can give you one?
I am here to sell pears. If you want one, he wants one. There are thousands of people coming back and forth in this market. Can I still sell this pear?
This pear was also grown by me with great effort. It needs to be watered, caught insects, fertilized, picked, and pushed from home to the market. I have lost such great energy, why should I give it to you for free?
"No, I'm a pear seller. If you don't have money to eat, go away quickly."
Qiu Ming looked at the sloppy Taoist priest with some confusion. He shouldn't have been so miserable, he didn't have two copper coins on his body? This is definitely not normal. This Taoist priest's purpose seems to be not to eat pears.
Sure enough, the sloppy Taoist priest didn't leave, and kept saying he wanted a pear to eat, which finally made Wang Mingjian annoyed: "I said you are such a stinky Taoist priest. Even if you are a beggar, you have to say some auspicious words to beg. Do you know that you are blocking me from selling pears? Several people just now left because of you, get out of here, hurry up!"
Someone next to him said, "Mingjian, I think there are not very good pears in your car. Please give them one and send them away quickly, so as not to affect your selling pears."
"Impossible. Even if I can't sell it, it will not be given to such people in vain if I put it in the house! I said why don't you get out of here? Do you have to beat me up?"
The two of them quarreled loudly here, and the shopkeeper of a shop next to him asked the clerk to take two copper coins out, buy a pear and send the Taoist priest away, so as not to affect their business.
Qiu Ming felt that this sloppy Taoist priest was like the beggars in the real world. He was obviously good at asking for money by blocking your door. Many businessmen had to take out a few dollars and send people away to avoid delaying their business.
But this sloppy Taoist priest has such cultivation, which should be more than that. What exactly does he want to do?
The sloppy Taoist priest took a pear from his second hand and said loudly: "I am a person outside the country and I am not so stingy. I have good pears, please try them. Little brother, take a few more back and eat them later, and they will definitely be crispy and sweet."
The waiter shook his head. This Taoist priest probably got crazy. Where did you get pears?
The person watching next to him said, "You Taoist priest, why do you still have to ask others for it and delay other people's business?"
"I didn't have it just now, but now with seeds, I can plant pears soon." The Taoist priest said, holding up the pear in his hand.
Everyone next to him shook their heads, especially the waiter persuaded: "You eat the pear and leave. There are so many people around this area. If the official sent a visit, you will definitely suffer."
The Taoist priest didn't say anything, ate the pear in big mouthfuls, leaving a lonely pear core in his palm. He took off the small shovel on his shoulder, dug a hole on the ground, threw the pear core in it, covered it with soil, as if he was really planting a pear tree.
However, no one believes that this Taoist can plant a pear tree. Not to mention that this piece of soil is so dry, the seeds will not germinate at all. Even if they can germinate, when will the tree grow and how long will it take to blossom and bear fruit?
What else can I plant pears for everyone to eat? It is clearly crazy.
"Who can give me some hot water and water it, and the pears will grow. I will plant pears and ask him to eat them first." said the sloppy Taoist.
The person in the teahouse next to him brought a pot of boiling water for making tea: "Don't you want hot water? When the hot water comes, I want to see how you grow pears."
Wang Mingjian also looked at him disdainfully and even gave a grateful look to the person carrying the kettle. What kind of seeds will be scalded to death when they encounter boiling water!
The sloppy Taoist took the kettle and poured the smoked boiling water into the place where the pear core was buried just now. Everyone saw the soil arching up and two tender buds stretched out.
The buds grow rapidly and immediately turn into a small tree. Every breath of the small tree grows taller, and in a short while, it turns into a big tree, bigger than the pear tree everyone has ever seen.
Qiu Ming squinted his eyes. He thought it was like the mountain behind Shangqingguan in Laoshan. He used secret techniques to activate plants to grow. It turned out to be just an illusion.
However, it can also be seen that the sloppy Taoist priest's illusion cultivation is not low. The more this happens, the more it makes Qiu Ming curious why this cultivator who has not weak cultivation and magic is not weak, became so embarrassed, and it seems that he was deliberately looking for the pear seller.
Flowers bloomed on the pear tree in an instant, and fruits were born again in the blink of an eye. The fruits grew rapidly in front of them and turned into yellow and orange pears.
As the breeze blew, those onlookers could smell the fragrance of pears. And the sloppy Taoist priest stopped dancing.
Qiu Ming felt that there should be music at this time: I planted a seed and finally grew fruits. Today is a great day...
Chapter completed!