Monkey, this is what Li Ang defined the three god-like races.

It is said that people need shame and trees need bark. So the gods (regardless of the divine system) attach much more importance to their own dignity and facial skin than ordinary people.

Even the god with the best temper showed an angry expression on his face by being humiliated in front of a mortal on earth. Some people with bad tempers had even pulled out various weapons from behind, preparing to let the humans on earth know what pain is.

"Why, don't accept it?"

Li Ang grinned, pointed at the frost giants and smiled, "You are all Yin and Yang people who are neither male nor female."

"What?!" Lao Fei looked shocked and stretched his neck and shouted: "What did you say? Our original constitution is called divine, inherited from the original frost giant Yumil!"

"That's still a yin and yang person," said Li Ang with a smile: "Having two reproductive systems, they seem to be men, and they seem to be men, but they seem to be women. Although I have no meaning of ridicule your physiological defects, it is very annoying that you shamelessly take this trait as proud.

Don’t you know if Yin and Yang people have a bad butt?”

"You, you!" Lao Fei felt the veins on his forehead rushing, and he wanted to slash Li Ang with one knife.

"What are you? Yin and Yang people have rotten butts, Yin and Yang people have rotten butts, Yin and Yang people have rotten butts. You frost monkeys, learn from me and read it carefully."

Li Ang laughed with great fun. Seeing the Asgardian soldiers' expressions that they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he scolded: "Why are you Asgardians laughing? Didn't I say anything to you?

The mother of Odin is the frost giant Bestra, which means that all descendants from Odin may contain strange chromosomes in their bodies.

Especially the queen of diva Friga, do you think the one who has been sleeping with you for so many years is really 100% male?"

Sure enough, Friga's face immediately showed the constipation expression of a menopausal woman.

"Just like I said, monkey." Li Ang spread his hands and flexed the dust that did not exist on his bullet-clothing collar with a calm expression.

The Olympian gods on the wooden ship in the distance laughed slightly. These gods especially like to see other gods being insulted by riding their faces and not being able to return their mouths.

"Don't smile, monkeys."

Leon raised his face and pointed his finger at Hercules, the largest among all the Olympian demigods present, and said, "Take this Hercules as an example. His mother is the mortal Arcmene, the wife of Affitrion, the king of Thebes.

Zeus induces Alcmene to have a relationship with him semi-force - in order to make himself feel good, Zeus even lets the sun god and the moon goddess extend the night, making that night three times as usual, and finally put a small green hat on the King of Thebes."

Li Ang's statement made the Olympian gods even more embarrassing. As the Father of Heaven, Zeus was far more unconformist than Odin. To put it carefully, it was a lot of dark history.

"If this is still a characteristic of ancient Greece, then if you look deeper, you will find that Arcmene is actually the granddaughter of Perseus and Andromeda, and Perseus is the daughter of Zeus and King Argos.

In this way, Arcmene was Zeus's own great-granddaughter, the Father Olympus, who had sex with his great-granddaughter and gave birth to a baby."

Li Ang said with a smile: "Only monkeys can do such violations of human ethics."

The Olympian gods tried to refute, but when they thought about it carefully, they could not refute it. Chaotic blood relationships are a major feature of the Olympian god system.

"More than that, the Medusa that Perseus killed in his trial was actually an ordinary priestess in the temple of Athena. Poseidon, the sea god, abused the priestess in the center of the temple in order to humiliate Athena.

In order to avoid the war of gods, Athena ignored the priestess and even turned the tables, accusing Medusa of insulting the purity of the temple and cursing her as a snake-haired banshee.

Such shameless behaviors, such as rituals and music, are all behaviors that can only be done by monkeys."

Li Ang talked about the dark history of the Olympus gods, and even rubbed his hands excitedly, "In addition, the first god king of the Olympus god, Uranus, the god of sky, was slashed off the dragon root by his son Cronus with a sickle in a family quarrel with his son Gaia. The dragon root fell into the deep sea, stirring up bubbles, and countless years later, the goddess of love and beauty Venus was born.

Among the Olympian gods, the most beautiful one is a 'hang'? Thinking of the statue "Venus with Broken Arm", does it feel like the goddess of broken arms is in line with its original meaning as a 'hang'?"

"Enough!"

The gods of Olympus really can't stand it, and family scandals should not be made public. Even if their family members hear these dark history, they will be destroyed by their three views, let alone in front of the other two gods! This kind of humiliation is unprecedented!

"How can it be? Since it has been done, don't be afraid of others saying it~"

Li Ang said with a smile: "But to be honest, Zeus angrily pushed the Europa heifer, and the wretched man Poseidon trained Minos's wife for a little white cow. Later, the great hero Aegos angrily pushed the little seal regardless of the size difference.

The Welsh Laoti and the Middle East Laoti on Earth nowadays have the habit of having sex with the little lambs. Has it been passed down from your Greek gods?"

!!

I don’t have such a slap in the face! Can you save some face?

Many Olympian gods only felt their blood rushing, their faces were red, and they were sharpening their knives. They seemed to be emitting flames when they looked at Li Ang's eyes.

"Calm down, calm down!"

When Princess Diana saw that the situation was not good, she hurriedly drew out her long sword, stood on the bridge and shouted loudly: "Li Ang is bewitching your mind. I have read his information. Once she hears his words, she will fall into a logical trap and will never get out! Don't be dominated by emotions in your mind!"

This female demigod from Paradise Island, looking at the Olympian gods who were so excited that they could not listen to their advice, covered their foreheads helplessly.

"These young people are really not calm."

A middle-aged male god with a hunched back with a deformed and distorted face looked at his excited compatriots, and the scholar Princess Diana shook his head as if he was proud of his good temper.

Unexpectedly, Li Ang directly turned his eyes to the ugly god and said loudly: "The God of Vulcan and the God of Forging Hejunstos, your mother is the queen of the heavenly queen Hera, and your father is the heavenly father Zeus. He is of such a noble origin, but he is abandoned and disgusted by congenital deformities.

When you become an adult, you offer the golden throne to Hera, but you set up a laser on the throne to trap Hera tightly on the throne.

In desperation, the gods invited you back to Mount Olympus, and the heavenly father Odin even avenged his personal revenge. Because the god of love Aphrodite rejected Zeus' courtship, he betrothed Aphrodite to you as a condition and let you release Hera.

As a result, you married Aphrodite, the god of love, and thought you had reached the peak of your life, but Aphrodite thought you were too ugly, short and lacked heroic temperament, and got out of the wall and rolled off the sheets with Ares, the god of war.

You, who was angry in your heart, made a big net. When your wife was committing adultery with others, you put the adulterer net together and publicly displayed it in front of the gods of Olympus, which made the gods laugh. In the end, Ares paid a fine for the adultery. Everything was calm and returned to normal.

If love is a ray of light, it must be the color of forgiveness, and it must be your color."

After saying that, Li Ang blinked and smiled, and reached out to Hejunstos with great ecstasy, "You have to think about it, there was a man with the same short stature named Wu Dalang. In order to make a fuss and flew with his adulterer, his wife poisoned Wu Dalang on the spot.

Compared with this Wu Dalang, you are quite lucky, but you are quite good~”

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Chapter completed!