Chapter 49 The most important thing in the family!
Stores one by one!
All so naughty...
When an amateur sees these, they may just be fun and funny.
However, Li Sao smelled a familiar smell under these banners.
"This technique! This is so slutty... this... could it be..."
Looking into the distance, Li Sao's pupils immediately became stagnant.
It's him indeed!
I saw that in a shop at the end of the street, a slender and charming man was pinching orchids and directing workers to hang red banners.
It seems that hanging these banners is not an accident.
It’s an organized and methodical marketing promotion event!
"It's really that sissy..."
Squinted his eyes, Li Sao saw that the man also found himself and walked towards him.
Master duel!
Often, a look is enough to influence the situation.
"Long time no see! Little slut, do you miss me?"
As soon as the man opened his mouth, his sharp voice made Li Sao feel goosebumps all over.
"Mulan! Can you be more masculine and speak like a man?"
The sissy who is called "Mulan" by Li Sao is real name "Hua Munan". She is both in elementary, junior and high schools, and in the same school as Li Sao.
Since childhood, he has been fighting with Li Sao until he is old. It seems that his meaning is to "competition" with Li Sao.
Fortunately, the two applied to different schools in the university, Li Sao stayed in the capital, and Hua Munan went to Tianjin University, and their grudges and revenge came to an end for the time being.
but……
I actually met here today. According to convention, the two of them would definitely be inseparable from a fight between swords and swords.
"How is it? Little Scoo, my trick immediately increased the traffic of this food street by more than five times."
Holding the orchid finger, Hua Munan showed off very proudly.
It turned out that this was when he came back from summer vacation and built an advertising and marketing studio himself, which specially used various tricks to help merchants increase customer traffic.
This move "hung the big red banner" can be said to be his most proud move.
Since I was accidentally encountered by Li Sao, of course I have to show off my strength.
"These banners are indeed written by you."
Li Sao smiled slightly, and he saw that Hua Munan had a slut point of up to 103 points.
This is not a small number!
If you can get back on the slut...
"Auntie! Auntie... your earrings are so beautiful..."
Just as Li Sao was considering how to rebel, Xiaoluoli Mengmeng stepped forward and grabbed Hua Munan's clothes and shouted in a flattering manner.
"Aunt?"
Suddenly, Hua Munan became furious, "Who are you calling you aunt? I am a man! I am a man! I want to call you uncle..."
"Mom said that only women wear earrings and necklaces! You are lying to others, you are the aunt, your breasts, too small."
Mengmeng's innocent look even compared Hua Munan's chest with her hands, which made everyone laugh.
"You...you are a little girl, I don't care about you."
Hua Munan was so angry that he stomped his feet, but he quickly transferred the main contradiction to Li Sao and said provocatively, "Li Sao, if it were you, I don't believe you have a way to increase the traffic of the entire street so much with almost negligible costs..."
"Yeah! You're right..."
Nodding, Li Sao admitted to being "cowardly", "I really can't do it."
"Hmm? Li Sao, what do you mean? You have changed! In the past, you must have competed with me to compete with each other. Are you really scared by my shocking move today?" Hua Munan smiled even more proudly.
However, Li Sao quietly took out his cell phone and said to Hua Munan while dialing the number: "You are afraid you understand what I mean wrongly, right? I mean, I can't improve the passenger flow like you. But I can have a way to reduce the passenger flow!"
As soon as the phone was connected, Li Sao spoke seriously: "Hey! Is it the Urban Management Bureau? Yes! I reported that the merchant store on the food street in Xincheng Square illegally occupied public space and pulled banners randomly..."
Hua Munan's heart suddenly became cold: "(╬ ̄Dian ̄), Li Sao, do you want to be so cruel in your life..."
After hanging up the phone, Li Sao made a "I'm helpless" action and heard the system prompt sound in his ear.
[Drip! The system detected a wave of anti-sex operations of the host, and the plundering point is being plundered! The total amount of plundering is 103 points. The plundering is completed!]
"Uncle Slut, why did the aunt who claimed to be uncle just now suddenly become angry from being very happy?"
Walking into the crayfish restaurant, Zhang Mengmeng asked Li Sao in confusion.
"Meng Meng! Uncle used to have two hearts, one kind heart and the other disgusting. However, since he met the person just now, only one kind heart is left. Do you know why?"
Li Sao turned around and looked outside the restaurant. The urban management brigade had arrived and was orderly starting to tear down the banners that were illegally laid at the door of each store.
Hua Munan, who was already proud of being praised by several store owners, was scolded by several store owners at this time and asked for a refund of advertising and marketing costs.
"Mengmeng doesn't know, is it because that aunt influenced the uncle and left only kindness?" Mengmeng touched her head and said.
"Because that person...is so disgusting!"
Li Sao said while laughing and ordering dishes.
"Li Sao, this is the fifth time? Hua Munan comes back from holiday every year, but you still don't have a memory." Qiao Jie also said with a smile. She has witnessed the "fight" between Li Sao and Hua Munan for so many years.
"There is no way! Since he arrived, his brain has become better and better, but his memory has become worse and worse."
With a smile, Li Sao looked at the fragrant crayfish brought by the waiter and greeted, "Mengmeng, Sister Ya, Sister Qiao... The crayfish is here! Everyone eat while it's hot..."
"That's great! Eat crayfish..."
Mengmeng, who had been jealous for a long time, couldn't wait to put on plastic gloves and took the lead in grabbing a crayfish on the plate.
However, just when Mengmeng was about to peel shrimps, she stared at the innocent little eyes of the crayfish, and suddenly stopped sadly, turned her head to ask her mother Zhang Ya, "Mom! Mom! If the crayfish can't go home, will its mother be anxious and worried?"
Mengmeng's words full of innocence just came out, and all the three adults present were stunned.
Zhang Ya's hand that was about to catch crayfish was also stopped in the air, but Qiao Jie peeled off a crayfish and suddenly felt... she was so cruel!
However, at this critical moment, Li Sao fully played the role of a "meat eater". He opened a crayfish and ate the delicious shrimp meat with relish.
Then, Li Sao pointed to the plate and began to say seriously: "Mengmeng! Don't worry, the crayfish family is here. Look, this is just its father, this is just its mother, this is just its grandfather, this is just its grandmother, this is its uncles, this is its aunts... Well! The family is! The most important thing is to be neat and order..."
Chapter completed!