Chapter 17 It's all about fooling!
Stay here for one night?
Can it improve endurance?
What a joke!
When we are all three-year-olds?
Is that easy to cheat?
There is no doubt that the uncles can stand here.
Who has not tried various folk remedies and Chinese medicines?
However, in terms of therapeutic effects, it is not that significant.
But none of them have ever heard of it.
Can you improve by sleeping in a hotel room for one night?
"Young man! Do you know that you are a false advertisement?"
"Who are you fooling around? You can improve your ability by living here? I think your hair is not growing enough?"
"I see that your hotel is so dilapidated! Isn't it that I thought of such a bad move?"
...
The uncles have both low IQs, but they are not that easy to fool.
Seeing this, Li Sao also felt it was a bit tricky!
This is completely different from the imagined scene!
Li Sao, who has too shallow social experience,
I always feel that as long as the advertisement is played,
With the real effect of the long-lasting room, it is definitely a guest.
However, he ignored the most important link.
That's how to make customers believe
Does this room really have a lasting effect?
This is a problem!
And it's a big problem!
"Li Sao! You can't do this."
Qiaojie, who was standing by, quickly pulled Li Sao over and frowned and said, "Uncle Li told me when he was alive that even if our hotel goes bankrupt, we should not deceive customers and do some fraud."
"Sister Qiao! You misunderstood! I didn't make any fraud!"
Li Sao said helplessly.
"Where is not there? I understand. Although I don't know what diseases are these big brothers and uncles, you mislead them with advertising leaflets, making them think that living in our hotel can cure the disease, right?"
Qiao Jie's quick thinking immediately grasped the key to the problem, "You can't do this! No one believes it's okay. If someone believes that staying for a night and finds that it doesn't work, it will definitely cause trouble."
"Huh? Wait... Sister Qiao, you're right just now! As long as someone stays for one night, it's confirmed that it's really effective. Wouldn't more and more people believe it?"
After Qiaojie's reminder, Li Sao became more confident in the face of these uncles' doubts and condemnations.
"Ahem..."
He waved his hand and made a stop gesture to the uncles and shouted, "Listen! Listen to me..."
The uncles have been quiet for the time being.
They wanted to see what Li Sao could explain.
"First of all, I want to emphasize! Our Saoshe Hotel definitely does not make false advertising!"
"Second, I want to emphasize it again! What I said is true. Staying in a room in our hotel can increase the lasting time by five times."
"Third, opportunities are never left to those who are willing to believe. I'm not afraid to tell you that there is only one room in our hotel that has such miraculous effects, so there is only one opportunity!"
After saying these two or three points, Li Sao looked at the uncles' skeptical eyes with satisfaction.
"Boss! What's the point of saying this miraculous effect you mentioned? You can't say that this room suddenly has this effect, right?"
An uncle raised the questions in his heart with a diligent and questionable attitude.
"This question is a good question!"
Li Sao's lips curled slightly, and then he began to make up stories, "Our hotel business is not good, and everyone has seen it. But... not long ago, a monk from Shaolin lived in our hotel for some reason."
"Can't it be said that the miraculous effect of this hotel is related to that Shaolin master?"
"That's right! This uncle must also know that the monks are protected by the Buddha. If I accidentally took advantage of the monk's glory and was consecrated."
I made up a story and everything depends on fooling me!
Li Sao looked at him with a smile, and the uncles believed more and more.
This is how people are, many times,
It is actually very simple to make others believe what you said.
You just give them a reason.
Even if this reason is outrageous!
But... they are willing to believe it in their hearts.
These outrageous reasons will become excuses to make them feel at ease.
Many middle-aged and elderly people are deceived, which is completely incredible to us.
Those scammers’ crappy Mandarin, the reasons and product introductions are full of loopholes. It is absolutely impossible for a normal-minded person to be deceived!
However, there are still many middle-aged and elderly people who jumped into the entire scam without hesitation.
There are even many retired university professors and such high-level intellectuals.
Now, Li Sao made up such a bad story background, which instantly made the old uncles, half-believing and half-doubted, have the idea of giving it a try.
"What the boss said makes sense! Those masters of Shaolin Temple are really amazing."
After hearing this, an uncle also said confidently, "Last time, I heard from the retired leader of the unit that a military leader had cancer. The hospital said it was beyond help. As a result, he was sent to Shaolin Temple to follow the monks to eat vegetarian food in front of the Buddha for half a year. When I came back to check, there was no cancer cell anymore..."
"Yes, yes! I have heard of similar things. A certain Qigong master can consecrate items and houses! He has incredible power..."
...
In an instant, the uncles who were debating Li Sao just now revealed a sense of fanaticism in their eyes.
People always believe in what they are willing to believe.
At this time, on the street outside Saoshe, a half-old woman with charming charm also found an advertisement leaflet with Saoshe's address and phone number in her hand.
"It's better to rely on yourself than rely on others! It's unreliable to rely on Lao Xiao, and I have to take action personally. The small advertisements on the street cannot be all scammers, right? I don't know if this family can really cure..."
When she walked to the door of Sao She, Xiao's mother found that there were actually a group of uncles who were about the same age as her husband.
And they all looked like they had a sallow complexion, fat face, and trembled as they stood. The eight CDs were like their own old Xiao, who had "no energy".
"So many of them have found this, it seems... the doctor's secret recipe here is effective!"
Xiao's mother was happy and felt that she had come to the right place, so she decisively pushed the door and heard the lies made up by Li Sao about "the monk consecrating the room".
At this time, I felt that the emotions that the uncles had been brewing.
Chapter completed!