Telephone poles!

Bus stop sign!

There are also various walls and billboards!

There are such small advertisements for treating impotence everywhere!

And those who post small advertisements can find a location.

They are all the most conspicuous places, making it difficult to see them without thinking.

"I post! I post! I post..."

Before he knew it, Li Sao came to the nearby Hedgehog River Park.

As we all know, there are often couples doing things that are indescribable in the corners of the park.

Look, after Li Saogang covered the contact information behind on a small billboard next to the park road, he saw a sweet couple sitting on a stone bench with two bottles of water.

"This man has such a small nose, and he is obviously my heavy potential customer!"

Staring at the couple for a while,

Li Sao thought,

How to invite them in a tactful way,

Go to your own sacrificial house to experience "lasting happiness".

However, this is hard to say!

You can't walk up and ask, are you impotence?

Li Sao promised that he would definitely be beaten so hard that even his mother could not recognize him.

Waiting for an opportunity to observe the target and find an opportunity to take action, Li Sao pretended to be wandering around here.

All I heard was the girl acting coquettishly towards the boy with a coquettish look on her face.

"Husband! Husband! I have a toothache!"

The boy then kissed the girl and said with a smile: "Does it still hurt?"

The girl replied happily, "It doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt anymore..."

However, after a while, the girl acted coquettishly and shouted: "Husband! Husband! My neck hurts!"

The boy then kissed the girl's neck again and asked, "Does it still hurt now?"

The girl said contentedly: "It doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt anymore... My husband is the best..."

...

Li Sao listened to the sickly conversation, and his goose bumps all over his body.

In his heart, he silently recited the "Single Dog Self-Defense Spell": "Show your love, die quickly! Show your love, die quickly!"

Don't know when,

The old lady who was picking up scattered next to her,

He walked over step by step.

"Huh? This old lady."

"Oh my God!"

"The slutty thing on her is actually as high as 108 o'clock..."

Scan it casually,

Li Sao was shocked by the gods,

This old lady is the one who has seen the most sexy people on her body so far.

"Husband! Husband! My little hands and hands are painful..."

"Husband! My face is itchy, and my baby's face is a little itchy!"

On the stone bench, the girl was still enjoying playing the "intimacy" game with the boy.

Kiss this one, kiss that one.

"Yeah! It won't hurt anymore! It won't hurt anymore... My husband is the best..."

There were people coming and going on the park road, and boys and girls kissed each other as if no one else was around.

Finally, the old lady who was picking up the scattered side finally couldn't stand it anymore, and she moved her body and walked forward.

[Drip! The system detects that a five-star operation will occur around the host! Please pay attention to your own safety and be prepared for anti-poaching...]

"Are you going to take action?"

Li Sao, who was observing in secret, suddenly became more focused.

This is a slutty grandma who is as tall as 100 points, and she is a very high-level slutty grandma!

The old lady walked up to the couple seriously, gave the boy a thumbs up and said, "Young man! You are so amazing!"

amazing?

Not only this young couple, but even Li Sao was a little confused.

What's so amazing about this boy?

"Where you kiss, it won't hurt anywhere! You are really a miracle doctor! I just want to ask you, can hemorrhoids be cured?"

As he said that, the old lady raised her butt in a very "elegant" position.

puff!

Immediately, Li Sao laughed in the dark.

The young couple also blushed.

Especially the boy, he didn't dare to talk to the old lady at all, and just pulled the girl away and ran away.

"Hmph! Two young people, you are still young!"

Seeing the two of them running away in panic, the old lady showed a winning smile on her face.

"It's okay to show your affection in front of the old woman, but I actually took two bottles of mineral water in my hand and drank it for two hours... "

While talking, the old lady calmly and sophisticatedly took the mineral water bottle left by the young couple into the bag.

[Drip! The system detected a five-star operation around the host, resulting in a total of 10 points. The host can obtain all points of the opponent through anti-sex operations, but the current level of the host is low, so it is not recommended that the host take risks.]

Clothes!

At this moment, Li Sao's mind,

It's a capital letter.

Who says that people nowadays don’t even accept the old lady?

Today, Li Sao really didn't help peeing, so he just obeyed the old lady.

Moreover, Li Sao has to leave this place of failure as soon as possible. The farther away from this old lady, the better.

After all, Li Sao is still dozens of sexy people now. What if he accidentally comes to a "sexy relationship" with the old lady?

The old lady was so slutty that she had worked hard to make.

"There is ample time!"

Just a whoosh!

Li Sao quietly left from the dark, but he deeply remembered the old lady's "slutty" figure in his mind.

One day, he will come to find the old lady to be "slutty".

...

It was already evening when I returned to Saoshe.

All day today, Li Sao was wandering outside and did not go to school to attend classes.

This time, he was caught by his class teacher, Teacher Zhu.

I called and called.

"Li Sao! Didn't you come to class again today? Do you still want a diploma? Are you addicted to skipping classes? "Teacher Zhu is not easy to mess with, and he is also famous for having a bad temper in school.

Li Sao quickly explained: "Teacher Zhu, it's really not my fault! If I said that there are thousands of people waiting to hit me in the school now! Do you think... I dare to go back to class?"

This...is the truth!

The charm of the beautiful butt goddess Wu Tingting is not a joke.

In order to have a date with Wu Tingting, countless boys in the University of Technology and Commerce have sharpened their knives and turned to "Li Sao".

"Fuck! Li Sao, you are becoming less and less awesome now. Can't you even make up a decent reason by skipping classes? If you tell me that you had gastroenteritis today and couldn't get up in bed, I can still let you go!"

"Yes! Teacher Zhu, then I'm having gastroenteritis attack!"
To be continued...