Chapter 401 Xue Da stupid goods Li Er is a tragedy
"Of course I remember, is it the one Xue Wanjun who wanted to spend money to buy my cousin? I also agreed to find time to practice with him and Luo Yidan.
I heard that you kindly married your sister to him a few days ago. Why? You can't get back the scene. Did you just anger me on purpose? My sister just promised to go out like this? I didn't ask if they agreed or not." Bai Fan laughed at Li Er.
Li Er's smile stopped abruptly and snorted coldly: "Bastard, am I such a stingy person?
On that day, Luo Yi was lustful and thoughtful. You went to him to practice alone, but Xue Wanjun was drunk and started to make trouble. He was a fool. He had been in the army for many years, obsessed with martial arts and military training, and did not think about anything else, which led to his unmarried wife at the age of thirty.
Everyone didn't know what was wrong with him. They shouted drunk that day and thought he was enlightened. Later, his younger brother Xue Wanche went to ask him and found out that he was helping Luo Yi to make a fuss.
In the past, it was also my negligence and I didn’t care much about my subordinates’ lives. A great general in the Tang Dynasty was thirty years old and had not married yet. It was a joke to tell me, so I married my sister Princess Danyang to him as his wife.
Danyang remarried, so he was not picky. Xue Wanjun was a fool and agreed happily, and later got married in a day."
Bai Fan wondered, this is a trivial matter at home, why are you looking for me?
"The day before yesterday, Danyang ran back to the palace and never went home. The boss of the Xue family was dizzy and for some reason. I sent the queen to ask Danyang. Who knew that there was a result. The boss of the Xue family was too stupid until he was thirty years old. He didn't know anything when he grew up so old. He was obsessed with martial arts and never even went to brothels. He, he...
Hi! Sister Danyang thought she was neglected and despised the boss of the Xue family to be too stupid, so she refused to go back." Li Er couldn't even speak for herself.
Bai Fan was burned and tender inside by Lei. What the hell is this? A thirty-year-old man doesn’t know what a bridal chamber is?
"Then I'll tell him, why do I do?" Bai Fan asked.
Li Er changed into that vulgar expression again, "Of course it's a good thing. This important task will be left to you. You are the love saint of the Tang Dynasty. You must be the best at family affairs for couples. I have issued an imperial edict to teach you Xue Wanjun and make his husband and wife reconcile together.
You can't refuse."
"You, you are taking personal revenge!" Bai Fan pointed at Li Er and said.
Everyone knows that Bai Fan is a humble gentleman. He doesn’t care about the inclusion of brothels. He passes through the flowers and leaves don’t touch his body. Now Li Er asks him to teach the boss of the Xue family to do this. How to teach him?
Do you teach him to go to brothels to solicit prostitution? Xue Wanjun is also a gentleman and never goes to a place of fireworks.
Is it a personal demonstration? It’s terrible to think about it!
"Why, don't you go? I promised my sister Danyang that Xue Wanjun is a romantic talent. She has said all this promise. You Bai Fan is the only one who can make people become romantic. If you don't go, then I will tell Danyang that it is you, Bai Fan, and you are unwilling to help teach. Danyang said that it is your aunt, are you going to do it?"
Well, I was threatened by Hongguoguo.
There is no way, isn’t it just to give people a physiological enlightenment class? It’s not too difficult to think about it, but it’s just a lesson for my uncle, which makes it awkward to think about it.
Bai Fan gritted his bullet and took it off, secretly cursing Li Er for being sinister.
Seeing Bai Fan grabbing his hair and going back, Li Er laughed and said that he had taken revenge, but he also began to reflect on the fact that the throne was abandoned in Bai Fan's eyes. Is it really like this?
Recalling your daily life, you have to get up before dawn every morning to review memorials. When you have to review it, you are often busy until dusk and still have memorials like mountains. Working overtime at night is common.
When it comes to bed, you have to consider which one the concubines in the harem will serve tonight. Yes, it is just to serve.
In ancient times, emperors were the kings of a country, and all their affairs were national affairs, and private life was no exception.
In the emperor's harem, there were many beauties. The so-called three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines are just an imaginary number. In fact, in the emperor's harem, the maximum number of palace maids reached more than 60,000. The commonly mentioned six courtyards alone include "three wives, nine concubines, twenty-seven generations of wives, and eighty-one imperial wives" ("Book of Rites").
During the Zhou Dynasty, the order and time of the concubines of the Zhou king's concubines entering the imperial court were strictly stipulated, and they were basically based on the profit and loss of the moon and the status of the concubines. The thirty days of each month, from the first to the ninth day of the month, the eighty-one wife is on duty, each nine people, one group, ten days; the tenth to the twelve days of the day, the twenty-seventh generation wife is on duty, and there are nine people every day; the thirteenth day is the nine concubines; the fourteenth day is the third wife; the fifteenth and sixteenth day is the moon looking at the moon, that is, the night of the full moon, and the queen is on duty. The second half of the month starts from the seventeenth day, and the third wife, the nine concubines, the twenty-seventh generation wife, and the eighty-one wife.
It was the Tang Dynasty. In this era, many of these life matters were based on the Zhou rituals. Although Li Er had only been ascending the throne for a few years and did not have so many wives, there were still more than a dozen people, and they were all married to inherit the family line and gave birth to many children. Of course, some of them were also something he really liked.
At least these dozen concubines with seats will take care of them within thirty days of this month. According to the Zhou Dynasty, it is a pity that they will not be in half a month, and it is a abandonment that they will not be in one month. If they do not be in March, they will be instigated to the cold palace.
The more concubines there are in the harem, the more scheduling they are. Sometimes even if Li Er doesn’t want to choose at night, those concubines have been waiting for many geniuses before they are turned. Li Er can’t go, so when I recall it, wasn’t it just that they were forced to serve the harem by etiquette?
Thinking of this, Li Er was a little envious of his minister Fang Xuanling. He only had one wife. Sometimes he was really happy. There were three thousand beauties in the harem. The only one who really wanted to live a long life was the queen and Changsun.
If you are so busy and tired of state affairs, you may even be scolded, such as Bai Fan.
I finally waited until the ten-day holiday, and I couldn't play for a while. I had to record everything I played and watched. From time to time, I would be scolded by Wei Zheng, a black guy, to be disgusted by playing with things.
When I want to expand my territory, I have to consider all aspects. I often say that I will die if I am wary. When I want to earn some money to build a house to build a palace, I am said that I will fight for profit and lose money. I wear a dragon robe from many years ago and live in the palace left by Yang Guang. I have to use a basin to collect water on rainy days.
The more I think about it, the more I feel uncomfortable. It seems that my life was a pleasure except when I fought freely back then. Later, after taking the throne, it was a tragedy, and I lived a life worse than a pig or a dog!
Let’s compare Bai Fan. Although he only married two wives, he was the top princess in the world. He was envied by literature and martial arts. He talked about it all day long at home. He was the best in the world when he went out. He was the richest man everywhere. He was still the richest man and did not lack money at all. Although he was wearing a scholar's robe, he and Jin Deman showed off when they showed off. His clothes were more expensive than dragon robe.
The food was delicious than Wangjinglou. Although the official position was not in the court, it was relaxed. When he went out, he said that it was Lantian Hou who dared to provoke him. When the seven major families saw him, they kept walking around and shouted at the millions of disciples of the Beggars' Gang, waving flags and shouting behind him. Is this the real emperor?
Li Er slapped the armrest of the right chair with one palm and cursed, Bai Fan who should be killed!
This kid is right. This is Xiaoyao. Compared with this, this throne is a bullshit. No wonder Emperor Wu of Han would say this in his old age. This is a golden cage that trapped the emperor.
If you think too much, Li Er will have an impulse. Are you looking for time to strike?
Chapter completed!