Chapter 196 Myth
The trouble behind him was finally resolved, and the cooperation to turn enemies into friends was established, and he also enjoyed a lot of bliss on earth. Although it was obvious that Qin Wuye was not settled, and there were still troubles waiting in the future, Xue Mu was in a good mood at the moment.
When he continued to travel south, he would not beat him up if he caused trouble. If he caused trouble, he would be more trouble than Qin Wuye? Besides, after these experiences, he also saw that the baby was not calm and had a lot of worries, so he simply intended to let her indulge her.
As a child, it’s better to be happier, but if you’re so suffocated, you won’t be cute anymore.
This led to Xiaoye's mood also getting rid of the entanglement, and the mess was so chaotic that his father wiped his butt, and he laughed every day, and his spirits were obviously much better.
"Qin Wuye is actually Sister Ye, I really didn't expect this. One is peerless and charming, the other is...hehe, I can't find a similar point."
"Mu Mu, you dare to imitate her and say that I am a little brat, I will fight you!"
"Ahem... this is not inside the house. Remember to call Dad outside, don't reveal the stuff."
"Hmph." Xiao Ye said contemptly: "Do you want Qin Wuye to shout like this and do that more fun?"
"Damn, I really never thought about it..." Xue Mu was shocked by the words. He never thought that there was such a way to play. It was amazing that this girl could actually think of this. It turns out that if there is a master in the threesomes, Is there really my master?
"Pooh……"
At this time, everyone had already left the riverside and was surrounded by mountains and forests. The grass and trees in the mountains were lush and green, the birds were singing happily, and the flowers were fragrant. Xue Mu looked around and directly changed the embarrassing topic: "It turns out that there are many mountains in the south, just less steep and more wet."
"It's because it's just raining, and the stupid Mumu."
"I said, call me dad!"
"Oh, dad, I'm going to continue listening to the story."
"Oh, where did you talk about yesterday?"
"It's over talking about ginseng fruit." Xiao Ye left Xue Mu Sanchi with his face and said, "You can think of it as a child. You can think of it. You didn't think of it before eating a child, right? It's so terrible..."
"Yes, yes!" Xue Mu went up to bite her in a weird way, and Ye giggled and ran away.
The reason why I didn’t talk about Pleasant Goat and Goat became Journey to the West was because after Qin Wuye left, Xue Mu asked more: “I’m curious to hear you scold the fox spirit. Do you also have legends about fairies and ghosts?”
Then he was despised for a night. Xue Mu then realized that this world not only has myths and legends, but also has some similarities with his own world. For example, there is also heaven and hell. The source is mainly the editors of the two sects of Buddhism and Taoism in this world. They seemed to be relying on this to preach.
In fact, the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism do not truly believe in the existence of gods. Their immortals and Buddhas are both the incarnations of their founding ancestors. Although the teachings are similar to those known to Xue Mu, they also have quite different differences. It is just that the teachings are necessary for preaching, and the overly obscure paths are not easy to spread, so they use the power of immortals and Buddhas to deceive mortals. Since they don’t believe in them, the level of the story can be imagined.
Xue Mu, who was despised and ignorant, certainly wanted to find the place, so he came up with "Journey to the West".
His "Journey to the West" was even more outrageous because he only remembered the TV series and then used his own language to tell the TV series. Even the plot sequence was thought of which one to say which one first, which was completely unrecognizable to the original work.
"Well, let's talk about it today that Tang Seng and his disciples arrived on a mountain..."
Xiao Ye chuckled and said, "I was staying in Taoist temple yesterday, so you came to Wuzhuang Temple. Today, when you arrived on the mountain, you went to the mountain. They were all made up on the scene, right?"
"Whose immortals and Buddhas are not making up? No matter how much you talk, your father won't say it!"
"No, no, good dad, at worst, I can let you take a bite, I want to hear it."
The little face came over, red, unlike ginseng fruit, but like a peach. Xue Mu couldn't help but bite it gently and smiled, "It turns out that he's a bite and never grows old."
Xiao Ye wiped it with his hands several times: "Tell me quickly."
"There was a white bone that became a spirit. When Wukong begged for alms, he changed into a charming woman who came to deceive Tang Seng."
This time Zhuo Qingqing couldn't help but interrupt: "How enchanting?"
Xue Mu shook his head: "It's probably similar to Qin Wuye."
Three women of all sizes looked at him with contempt. Xue Mu accidentally revealed the fact that he was still missing Qin Wuye's beauty, and continued embarrassedly: "Qin... Oh no, the white bones pretended to deliver vegetarian food and deceived Tang Monk. Just when he was about to eat, Wukong came back, and his ignorant eyes recognized that it was a monster - 南! Take my old Sun with a stick!"
The three women continued to glance at him with contempt. Xue Mu scratched his head: "So what's wrong?"
Luo Qianxue complained: "You used the substitution method you mentioned again? Who wants to teach Qin Wuye to take a blow?"
"..." Xue Mu comforted my forehead: "You guys will compensate me for my childhood... I won't say it anymore, it's boring."
Zhuo Qingqing's eyes roamed and covered her mouth and chuckled: "Stop, my husband's story always has profound meaning. It is related to our destination to the south. I don't believe that the guild will not finish the story."
"Tsk, it's not fun to see through by you..." It's okay to be called by Ye Dad, but when Zhuo Qingqing looked at her, Xue Mu almost lost his bones halfway through her bones. He thought it was a pity that he hadn't strictly enforced this disguise a few days ago. How many charms have he missed?
Of course, Zhuo Qingqing talked about the point. He was naturally trying to make Journey to the West for Wujiu Temple, there is no doubt.
While talking and laughing, he had already reached the depths of the mountain. He touched his stomach and said, "It's all my father's saying vegetarian food, I'm hungry."
Xue Mu stopped to look around. There were no shops in the wilderness: "Qingqing, are there any dry food in the ring?"
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "My husband, what the child wants to eat is not dry food."
Xue Mumeng said, "Why would this guy be hungry at night? It would have no effect on her if he didn't eat for ten days? He was just a naughty child's greed."
Thinking about Xue Qingqiu's hidden attributes, this pair of senior sisters is very similar at some point.
Looking down at the blinking eyes of Xiao Ye, Xue Mu felt soft, how could he bear to refuse? He squatted down and tidyed her little flower collar, and smiled and said, "Dad is hungry too, um... let's eat wild game? Then he continued to talk about the white bone spirit while eating, okay?"
Xiao Ye's eyes lit up and his saliva flowed out: "I'll go and play wild game!"
Zhuo Qingqing held her and said, "Don't go, let's go, you are Sun Wuzi, so let's be Bajie's."
As he said that, he glanced at Xue Mu sideways, as if he was very dissatisfied with his character. Xue Mu didn't know that he had set up a four-member Master and Apprentice group that allowed these girls to substitute themselves, and said laughing and crying: "How could you be Bajie? No matter how you are, you are still a little white dragon!"
Zhuo Qingqing was charming and charming: "Is that true?"
Xue Mu was stunned for a long time before he woke up: "You ruined my story again!"
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "I didn't say anything."
Two female guards entered the forest with a smile. Xiao Ye knew the importance of it. Once she was bitten by a snake for ten years, she was afraid of the ropes. Do you know if there were anyone else to do it? She really dared to leave Xue Mu easily now, and she lost all the little fun of playing wild game. She squatted on the ground pitifully to draw circles.
Seeing her like that, Xue Mu couldn't help laughing: "You have something to do, too."
Xiao Ye flattened his mouth: "What?"
"Cooking firewood to make fire, isn't you busy enough?"
Xiao Ye looked up at him, with a little pity for his mental retardation. Then the breeze swept around the two of them, and countless dead branches and leaves flew around them, and quickly piled up in front of him in a daze.
Xue Mu: “…”
Xiao Ye made a face: "How about Monkey King by Sun?"
"It is not enough to just know how to practice. We have to use our brains! For example..."
"For example, dad's ability to play sticks?"
When Zhuo Qingqing and Luo Qianxue walked out of the forest with a few rabbit pheasants, she saw that Yang Ye was holding a book pitifully, and tears were almost falling.
"What's wrong?" Zhuo Qingqing put down the rabbit and skillfully made a fire: "Is it unhappy again? What's the punishment?"
"Oh, it's okay, I asked her to recite "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch" backwards." Xue Mu said lazily: "I suddenly realized that the real killing weapon for naughty children is not a spanking..."
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "Is it an endorsement?"
Xue Mu smiled but didn't answer, and said in his heart: Of course, it's three years of college entrance examination and five years of simulation!
Chapter completed!