Chapter 449 Funny Zha Kang(1/2)
The shocking scene made everyone on the whole floor, except Constantine, speechless as if they were being tapped. It was not until Huang Shaohong returned to his room and closed the door with a bang that these people acted like
It's like being relieved of acupoints and becomes active instantly.
The mainland aunt who previously said that the master dance was a feudal superstition said with a shocked look on her face: "It turns out that Xiao Huang is the master!"
Her husband quickly corrected him: "You also called me Xiao Huang. You want to call me Master!"
Uncle Wang glared at the two of them: "What are you, master? Everyone is a liar. You two know how to use a shovel to lure Leiha. That is a living god..."
The little devil from hell was directly blasted into ashes by the thunder. Grace, who was possessed by it, recovered instantly. At this time, she took a breath and shouted softly: "Mom!"
Mr. Zhang and his wife rushed over and hugged their daughter, crying and laughing.
When the fat priest saw this scene, he recovered from the shock. He took out a stainless steel wine bottle from his pocket with some trembling, took a sip for himself, and then asked Constantine: "That was just now.
.....?"
Constantine said calmly: "I don't know the specifics. It feels like an ancient spell, but the magic power fluctuations on the man's body were not strong when he cast the spell. That lightning was probably a trick of magic.
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After he finished speaking, he took out the cigarette case from his pocket, flipped through it twice and found that he had smoked out all the cigarettes. He threw the cigarette case aside in annoyance.
While shaking his head and sighing, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a colorful painting on the wall nearby, which showed a sharp-edged weapon.
Constantine pulled off the painting and walked outside. The fat priest quickly greeted Mr. Zhang and his family. Amid the other party's thanks, he chased after them somewhat sarcastically.
Huang Shaohong originally thought that he had revealed the method of 'Heavenly Thunder to Kill Evils', which would definitely arouse the curiosity of Constantine and the fat priest. Even if they didn't take the initiative to visit him, they still had to wait for him to get the hair shape, and then everyone would talk to each other.
Make friends, have sex or something.
After all, they are all people who know magic, and multiple friends and multiple paths are not.
As a result, I didn't expect that the foreigners' ideas were different from those of the Chinese, and there was no tradition of sympathy. When he came out, Constantine and the fat priest had already left.
But Constantine didn't wait for him. These neighbors were waiting for him. As soon as Huang Shaohong came out, these people surrounded him.
A crooked neighbor believed Uncle Wang's lies. When he saw that Huang Shaohong came out, he stopped calling him Mr. Huang. He went up to him and complimented him: "Huang Taixian, you are really capable!"
Huang Shaohong rolled his eyelids and corrected him angrily: "In my hometown, Huang Taixian is talking about Huangpizi, which is also a weasel!"
"Uh...sorry, sorry!"
A housewife from Hong Kong came over and was extremely enthusiastic:
"Oh, Huang Sheng, you are really capable. If the neighbors come back, please help my husband to check the feng shui for free. Once our family arrives in La, the business will be difficult. Even the car and the house will be sold. Otherwise,
I won’t live in a shabby apartment where dogs don’t care!”
Huang Shaohong really wants to ask, are you sure your family is in this mess not because of your mouth?
After hearing what this bitch said, the other people looked bad. Huang Shaohong chuckled and said, "Okay, my Lord will look after the cemetery. I'll help your whole family see it for free later, okay?"
The housewife's expression said: "Oh, what a bad luck, bah bah!"
Another man from Guangdong Province in the Mainland took off his shoes without saying a word, and the crowd dispersed instantly.
Huang Shaohong held his nose and took two steps back: "Brother, we have something to say, don't show the murder weapon!"
The elder brother said with a broad spectrum: "Oh, Mr. Huang, this is not the murder weapon, it is the sole of my foot!"
"You old man, please take a look for me. There are seven moles on the soles of my feet. According to the photo book, 'Seven stars stand on your feet, which means you have power and authority, are rich and are ordered by the emperor'!"
"But why am I so poor? Now I can hardly even pay the rent. Huang Daxi, you have to give me some advice!"
After everyone listened to what he said, they all looked towards the soles of his feet, and sure enough they saw seven raised black moles, which were very obvious.
Huang Shaohong covered his nose and took a step back before saying: "You are wrong. The one at the bottom is not a mole, but a blackhead. This is the first time I have seen blackheads on the soles of my feet!"
After everyone heard what he said, they all looked carefully. Sure enough, the black thing at the bottom of the eldest brother's foot was different from other moles. It was really like a blackhead on the skin, but much larger.
Huang Shaohong commented: "If you have one missing mole, you will have a six-star foot. It is said in the photo book, 'If you have a six-star foot, you have no power and no authority. Burying a body on the roadside is a beggar'. Now you can't even pay the rent."
If you can’t afford it anymore, you will soon become a beggar!”
"Oh, Mr. Huang, you have to give me some advice!" The elder brother burst into tears after hearing this.
Huang Shaohong held his nose and took a step back again: "Hurry to the hospital and have all the moles removed. Without these six moles, although your luck cannot be greatly changed, it will not continue to be unlucky. There is also that blackhead, please treat it quickly.
...It all stinks!"
After the elder brother went to the hospital in a panic, Mr. Zhang came over and took Huang Shaohong's hand and thanked him:
"Mr. Huang, I'm really sorry. I thought you were going to cause trouble just now. I really want to thank you for my daughter's matter this time!"
Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "It's okay, don't mind. By the way, did the two exorcists say anything when they left?"
Mr. Zhang shook his head and said: "They only said that my daughter was fine, and they didn't say anything else!"
When Huang Shaohong heard this, he immediately felt that these foreign devil exorcists were a bit unreliable. Is this the end of the matter?
He sent the Buddha to the west, so he simply asked for paper and pen to write a prescription, and said to Mr. Zhang:
"According to our Eastern saying, your daughter was possessed by ghosts. Although she has recovered, she may be seriously ill. My prescription has the effect of 'strengthening the body, dispelling evil, calming the mind and reassuring the soul.' If you take it for three days, you will be fine."
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Huang Shaohong handed over the prescription and asked the other party to get the medicine. Mr. Zhang and his family were extremely grateful.
After finally getting rid of the neighbor's entanglement, Huang Shaohong returned to his home. Huang Shaohong, who was thinking about how to get involved with Constantine, suddenly focused his eyes, then turned to the direction of the bathroom and said coldly:
"Come out!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a white man wearing a black and white striped suit and slicked back hair came out of the bathroom with a slightly sinister smile on his face. He held a coin in his hand and flexibly moved it between his fingers.
Turn.
"Wizard from the East, you can discover my existence, you really have a trick!" The man looked Huang Shaohong up and down with great interest, with a condescending attitude in his words and deeds.
Huang Shaohong walked to the window, lit a cigarette for himself, took a puff and said, "I don't understand. Can you devils from the West come out and wander around in broad daylight?"
The smile on the man's face did not change, and he smiled and said: "This is not the point. The point is that I give you a kind advice. Leave Los Angeles within today, otherwise you will jump out of the window in front of you!"
After he finished speaking, he made an arc gesture: "Whoosh...pop!"
"Is it like this?" Huang Shaohong said, snapping his fingers and opening the window.
The man with the back of the head showed a surprised look, and suddenly six metal bone knives were stabbed out of his chest. Then Jarvo raised his hands and jumped out of the window directly thrusting the guy.
Huang Shaohong stood at the window and dubbed: "Ah... bang!" After speaking, he stuck his head out, looked at the man with the back of his head on the ground who was being stabbed by Jarvo, and cursed:
"This is the genuine article, silly x!"
Huang Shaohong had already recalled the plot of this movie before, and he recognized the identity of the guy just now when he showed up.
This man with the back of his head is a demon walking in the world, called "Balthazar". In the original plot, he colluded with Gabriel to kill two of Constantine's friends, one of whom was the fat priest just now.
What Huang Shaohong didn't expect was that he would be noticed by Constantine just after he met him.
He lay on the window sill and stuck his head out to watch the fierce battle below. Throughout the whole process, 'Jarvo' relied on his super close combat ability to suppress 'Balthazar'.
Of course, 'Balthazar' wasn't that good either. The fluctuations in the power of darkness on his body far exceeded that of Jalvo, but his melee attack on Lao Jia was useless and he was still hurt by the shock.
After being stabbed by the alloy bone knife more than a dozen times, 'Balthazar' knew that it was useless to hit him any more, and it turned into a black smoke in the shape of a skull, and then slowly dissipated.
At this time, the fight not only attracted the surrounding passers-by, but also attracted the police. A nearby patrol car with its sirens blaring quickly came to a stop in front of the building. Two police officers got out of the police car and pointed their guns at Jarvo.
, ordered him to put his hands behind his head and lie on the ground.
Huang Shaohong directly chose to recycle the pet. Standing on the street, Lao Jia's body faintly disappeared and returned to the pet space. Such a change made passers-by and the police exclaim.
Huang Shaohong closed the window, let Jarvo out, and asked, "How do you feel about that guy?"
Jarvo looked a little solemn: "Master, you must be careful, this person is very powerful. If I hadn't been transformed by the 'Adamantium alloy' skeleton, I would definitely die in his hands!"
"During the battle just now, hallucinations kept coming to my mind. Fortunately, my werewolf physique has the intuition of a beast and a certain resistance to dark spells. Coupled with the protective ability of Edman's skeleton, I can keep suppressing the pressure.
He fights!"
"But if we fight to the end, I won't be able to do anything to the opponent. Ordinary physical attacks can't kill him!"
Huang Shaohong nodded: "I will be careful!"
With the incident of 'Balthazar', Huang Shaohong did not put Jia Erwo away. With Lao Jia by his side, he could always help him contain the demons coming out of hell, and at least it could also serve as a warning.
Huang Shaohong thought about it in the room for a while. He felt that if he wanted to get the angel's blood, he had to rely on Constantine's power. Rather than passively waiting for him to come and make friends, it was better to take the initiative and talk to him straight to the point.
When the governor was released, he was asked to invade the Los Angeles police system through the wireless network, find Constantine's address, and then change into a handmade suit. Then he left the building with Jarvo and called a car.
The taxi gave the address found by the governor.
Sitting in the taxi, Huang Shaohong recalled the information about Constantine in his mind. In the comics, he is a character who eats, drinks, whores, gambles, and smokes all kinds of poisons. Of course, he is definitely a powerful exorcist. It is said that his family's magic bloodline can be traced back.
to the time of King Arthur and Merlin.
In this "Hell Detective" movie, the legendary exorcist lost some of his bad habits and became a down-and-out exorcist who could only smoke or drink twice, and his abilities were also weakened a lot.
Huang Shaohong feels that although the 'Constantine' in this world is not as good as the Zha Kang in the comics, his potential is definitely worth investing in, and there may be unexpected gains.
When they arrived at Constantine's house, Huang Shaohong took Jarvo to the door and did not knock on the door. Instead, he put his hand on the door handle, and the door lock automatically opened under the control of his supernatural powers.
Huang Shaohong opened the door and as soon as he stepped in, a fist hit his face.
Huang Shaohong reached out and grabbed the opponent's fist, and said: "Hey, I think we can talk!"
To be continued...