Chapter 391 It's better to use it for me(1/2)
When Huang Shaohong gradually woke up, he suddenly noticed a body as smooth as jade in his arms. He was suddenly startled and had only one thought in his mind. Could it be that he had done something wrong while drunk?
He opened his eyes suddenly, and his tense body relaxed instantly, and he saw Long Er, whom he had not seen for a long time, lying obediently in his arms, looking at him with wide eyes, with a strange smile on his face.
Huang Shaohong shook his head, then chuckled and kissed Long Er's forehead, saying to himself:
"It seems that I am still dreaming, otherwise how could I see you? I also dreamed of Yanran and Laura before, but in the end, only your image was so clear. It seems that the one I love most is my baby Long'er, you.
I guess this is because you look like Dame Lin?"
Huang Shaohong thought he was in a dream and spoke without restraint. Although he was speaking for Long Er in front of him to hear, he never thought about the other party's reply.
Unexpectedly, Long Er in his arms blinked and asked with a half-smile: "Who are Yanran and Laura, and which one is Dame Lin?"
Huang Shaohong laughed and said: "I didn't expect that this dream was quite real and that we could even have a conversation..."
He was just halfway through speaking when he realized something was wrong. The drowsiness caused by the hangover gradually dissipated, and he realized that it seemed like this was not a dream.
The true qi, qi and blood in the body circulated at the same time, and the remaining drunkenness in the body was instantly emptied, and the person completely woke up, with a dumbfounded expression on his face, and said depressedly:
"So this isn't a dream?"
Long'er didn't answer his question, but said: "Yesterday, I was talking with sister Jianning in the imperial garden. Just when we were getting to the critical point, when sister Jianning was about to make a move, she suddenly said that she heard your husband calling her.
..."
"I didn't believe it at first, thinking that Jianning was trying to cheat again, but then I clearly heard my husband calling me, so I answered the call, and somehow ended up here..."
After she finished speaking, she asked with a smile on her face: "Ms. sir... Your Majesty! Should you say something to my concubine?"
Time goes back to last night, different worlds, different times, but at a common moment, sisters Ji Yanran, Shanrou and Zhao Zhi from 'Looking for Qin World', Jianning and Long Er from 'The Deer and Cauldron World','
Laura from "Looking for the Dragon to Fight the World" heard Huang Shaohong's voice.
But the voice was vague and fleeting, making these women think that they were hallucinating. However, when it came to Long Er, the Shenlong Cult Leader had just heard Jian Ning's words and when it was his turn, he subconsciously responded.
, and the next moment he appeared next to Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong naturally didn't know what was going on, but he had a pretty good guess as to why Long Er appeared here.
It must have been that he was drunk and triggered the system's function to summon teammates, which brought Long Er to the world of the divine eagle.
Sooner or later, he will have to explain this function clearly to his wives. There is no need to hide it, so he takes the initiative to explain it.
Long Er listened noncommittally, and after he finished speaking, he smiled slyly: "Ms. sir, that's not what I asked..."
Huang Shaohong's face froze. Originally, he wanted to pass on the matter, but he didn't expect Long Er to be so difficult to deal with.
After pondering for a while, he explained the fact that he could travel to different worlds and there were women in other worlds. As for Lin Da, they were famous beauties in other worlds, but their beauty had aged.
After hearing this, Long Er felt surprised, but he nodded with a smile:
"My husband is a very human being. Sister Jianning and I have known for a long time that Long'er is not a jealous person. My husband also needs someone to take care of him in other worlds. It doesn't hurt to have a few more sisters. If there is a chance, my husband might as well introduce them."
Sisters, it would be nice to get to know Long Er and Sister Jianning!"
After Huang Shaohong heard what Long Er said, he couldn't help but secretly praise that ancient women were really virtuous and wise, but the next words of the leader made him completely confused.
"But what I want my husband to tell me is not about your sisters..."
Seeing the teasing and cunning look in Long Er's eyes, Huang Shaohong felt so cold. He knew that the free and easy leader had been completely corrupted by that stinky girl Jianning and actually learned how to set a trap for him.
In line with the idea that too much talk will lead to more mistakes, Huang Shaohong no longer took the initiative to confess, but said:
"Long'er, what exactly did you ask my husband to say?"
Long Er smiled softly and said with a sweet smile:
"Long'er just wanted to ask. Last night, Long'er was called here by your husband. He saw that your husband was holding a female Taoist priest, kissing her randomly, and even raising and lowering her hands. Although the female Taoist priest's expression was sad and angry, she was not too angry.
Dare you resist..."
"However, the female Taoist priest was sincerely interested in the husband. When she saw the concubine suddenly appearing, she thought she was going to harm the husband, so she fought with the concubine several times until the concubine revealed that she was the husband's wife and pointed out that she had been hit.
After the 'chronic bone mongrel palm', the female Taoist priest left in shame!"
Long'er said this and joked: "Mr. Sir, you didn't give people the bone-turning palm to force them to submit, right?"
Huang Shaohong put his hand on his forehead, making a sign of pain, and said sadly: "My innocence! Why did I suffer a big loss because of my confusion!"
Long Er punched him hard: "It's really bad. You're the one who suffered the loss!"
When Huang Shaohong came out of the room, he had already sent Long'er back to the 'Deer Cauldron World'. He passed the 'Yi Jin Bone Forging Chapter' to her and told her to go back and practice hard, and not to keep thinking about Taoist nuns.
, those are all illusions!
Long Er smiled at her husband's self-deception and did not expose it, so he followed his husband's words and went back. Before leaving, he told Huang Shaohong to take care of himself and to call her to help if he was in danger.
When Huang Shaohong, Hong Qigong and others were having breakfast, they didn't see any sign of Li Mochou. He naturally knew what was going on, so he didn't call anyone. At this time, it was better to let them calm down for a while.
Li Haoxi smiled and came to Huang Shaohong's side, and joked in a low voice: "Taoist Master, I finally know why you betrayed the Quanzhen Cult... That torturer last night, you said that I am so hot-blooded
..."
Huang Shaohong kicked him away: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute. If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I won't teach you martial arts. You can go and learn palm skills from Shen Tu. Then we will start to fight."
Is the nickname of the wind called 'Iron Palm Opening Bricks'?"
Shentu Kai was just lying down. Yesterday, Hong Qigong teased him about this nickname. Today, Huang Shaohong mentioned it again. The chief of the three prefectures expressed his helplessness.
But when he thought about it, Huang Shaohong's words seemed to make sense. His master's name was "Iron Palm Opening Mountains" and he was "Iron Palm Opening Monuments", so didn't his apprentice just mean "Iron Staff Opening Bricks"?
Hong Qigong asked Li Haoxi to step aside and play, and then said to Huang Shaohong: "I said Jingjing... What is your broken name? Why do you sound so awkward when you call it!"
The old beggar curled his lips in disdain, looked down upon him, and then said:
"My unscrupulous disciple Guo Jing will hold a hero's banquet at Dasheng Pass in a few days. You are quite capable, little fat man. Why don't you go and help my disciple to fight against the Mongols going south?"
"With your ability, you will definitely be treated as a guest of honor by him. When the time comes, you will make great contributions on the battlefield. Not only will you be famous in the world and praised by everyone, you may also be favored by the court. You may even be granted a wife and a wife in the future. You are young.
People just want fame and fortune..."
My dear disciple, Hong Qigong really went all out to help Guo Jing, even using big cakes and inducements.
Huang Shaohong chuckled: "I'm going to Dasheng Pass to join in the fun, but I'm a beggar. If your disciple Guo Jing knew my identity, he would definitely want to eat me, but it's impossible to treat him as a guest.
"
When Huang Shaohong heard that Hong Qigong called him a fat boy, he changed his name and called him a stinky beggar. Come on, let's hurt each other!
However, Hong Qigong ignored Huang Shaohong's title and asked in surprise: "Why is this?"
Huang Shaohong immediately told the story of slapping Ke Zhen'e and Qiu Chuji. After finishing speaking, he spread his hands:
"You don't blame me for not respecting the elderly. The key point is that the old man used harsh words and hurt people after meeting, and he also took action first. If he hadn't seen that he was a decent person and a disabled person, how could he have survived to this day!"
"You, you, old man Ke has a bad temper, but he is still a good person, so you can't bear it..."
Hong Qigong sighed repeatedly as he spoke. He knew that Ke Zhen'e's position in Guo Jing's heart was just as important as his.
The little fat man beat Ke Zhen E, fearing that the grudge between him and his apprentice would be difficult to resolve.
Huang Shaohong chuckled and said: "Qi Gong, don't sigh. I have a business to discuss with you."
Hong Qigong rolled his eyelids and said angrily: "If you need me, call me Qigong. If you don't need me, call me a stinky beggar. Apart from his martial arts, what else does this old beggar have that is worthy of your calculations?"
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but shudder when he heard this, thinking of Mrs. Niu.
He clapped his hands and said straight to the point: "Let's put it this way, I want to learn your "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms". In exchange, I can help Guo Jing guard Xiangyang. I will never break my promise when I am in the city. In addition, I will support you for a day.
How about a delicious dish that satisfies you and doesn’t have the same dish for a whole year?”
Hong Qigong swallowed his saliva, and then asked, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who sells his skills for delicious food?"
After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and looked at the broken finger on his right hand. It was because he was gluttonous and delayed his business, so he cut off a finger to alert himself and avoid making the same mistake again.
Thinking of all the past events, Hong Qigong's eyes narrowed and his heart became more determined. He immediately raised his head and said seriously:
"Round up three hundred and sixty days in a year and divide it by eighteen, which is equivalent to one trick that can buy you twenty dishes. Let me try it for twenty days first. If you are not satisfied, I will not admit it!"
Li Haoxi, who was watching the excitement, almost lost his balance and fell to the ground. He said, "You are this kind of person." He immediately said loudly: "Qi Gong, I can do it too. Isn't it just delicious food? You and I can go to my house. How much do you want?"
How much can I support you for the rest of my life?"
"Don't make trouble. Don't think that since you and your husband are married, they will have to stay with you and support them for the rest of their lives. It's a beautiful idea!"
Huang Shaohong smiled and avoided Hong Qigong's kick, and then looked at Li Haoxi with disdain: "You want to take advantage of it, do you know what kind of dish is required to satisfy Qigong?"
"Have you ever heard of the 'Five Treasures of Mandarin Duck' in the Imperial Palace? It has to be of that level!"
Hong Qigong sneered: "What you said sounds good. Don't just talk without practicing. When the time comes, the old beggar will be dissatisfied. You are trying to draw water from a bamboo basket in vain. Tell me, what delicacies are you planning to honor the old beggar today?"
"Qiqihar bbq!"
"What ball...?"
"You'll know when I get ready tonight!"
At three o'clock in the morning, Yelu Chucai's family had not yet appeared. Except for some servants and servants who came and went, even the brother and sister Yelu Qi and Yelu Yan who had been drinking together yesterday did not come out.
Li Haoxi asked if he wanted to call for help, because the food would be cold.
Hong Qigong waved his hand and sighed: "No need to go. Didn't you say you were going to Xiangyang yesterday? Pack up and let's hit the road!"
Huang Shaohong sneered and said: "Although Mr. Yelu is in a difficult situation, he has not yet planned to break with Mongolia. Naturally, he restrains his family and prevents them from interacting with us. I think they have stayed behind closed doors today. They must be waiting for us to leave.
To be continued...