Chapter 1106 Small harvest(1/2)
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When 'Sage Taiqing' heard that 'Huang Shaohong' chose the 'Four Swords of Zhuxian', his indifferent face finally showed a meaningful smile, and he nodded and said:
"Okay, after one month, someone will send you the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!"
After speaking, he sighed softly: "That's all the old Taoist can help you. We cultivators pursue the great road, saying that we can change our destiny against nature, and we also say that it depends on man. Whether we can reverse the situation this time depends on your methods. We
Good luck!"
After Tianzun finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and 'Huang Shaohong' and the two animals felt that the scenery around them changed rapidly, and the next moment they reappeared in the Jindou Cave.
The green bull spirit in front of me was sleeping soundly on the ground, and the Supreme Lord was sitting on it. There were also spiritual treasures such as the Purple Gold and Red Gourd in front of him. Everything was the same as before, as if what happened in the grand mist just now had never happened before.
Same thing happened.
The ‘Laojun’ in front of him seemed to have had his relevant memories wiped out as ‘Tai Qing Tian Zun’ said, and he continued to say:
"You are my 'Human Leader of the Taoist Sect'. Normally, if you ask the old Taoist for some treasures, the old Taoist should not refuse, but you stole the treasure first. If I grant you the treasure again, outsiders will laugh at my Taoist sect as ridiculous!"
"in addition......"
'Tai Shang Laojun' said, picking up the 'Purple Gold and Red Gourd':
"This is a gourd filled with elixirs, and I can't give it to you!"
Then he picked up the banana fan again:
"This is the fan used by experts to fan the flames when making alchemy, but I still can't give it to you!"
Then he picked up the ‘Jade Pure Bottle’:
"This is the bottle used by experts to hold water when refining elixirs. Naturally, I can't give it to you!"
Finally, he picked up the ‘Shaking Golden Rope’, and this time ‘Tai Shang Laojun’ laughed and said:
"This is a belt that ties up the old Taoist robe. If I give it to you, your pants will fall off, hahahahaha!"
‘Huang Shaohong’ rolled his eyes:
"Laojun, just say it and it's over without giving it. Why don't you be so naughty?"
‘Laojun’ raised his hand and struck ‘Huang Shaohong’ on the head:
"How can you still be naughty? You go to the temple to burn incense and pay homage to the Three Pure Ones. Then you turn around and catch the old man in the pit. The most annoying thing is that you presented the gold and silver horns as auspicious omen, and left two chicken wings behind and said they were some kind of Ultraman Iron-Blooded.
....."
'Laojun' couldn't help but laugh when he said that, he laughed and cursed a lot, raised his hand and gave 'Monkey' and 'Old Pig' a few more blows each, which made their heads bang.
I can only endure the pain.
But at this time, 'Huang Shaohong' and the two animals had confirmed that the 'Tai Shang Laojun' in front of them indeed did not remember what happened before.
‘Laojun’ collected several spiritual treasures and then said again:
"But having said that, you are the leader of the Taoist sect in the human world. You are appointed in a critical situation, and you have to compete with the Buddhist sect for luck. It is indeed not easy. As a Taoist, I see you today and deny you some benefits, but it cannot be justified!"
‘Sun Wukong’ laughed and said:
"Old man, I, Old Sun, think that your diamond drill is pretty good!"
'Monkey' was of course joking, 'Sage Taiqing' had already said in the Hongmeng world that treasures that had the slightest karma with him were not allowed to be given to 'Huang Shaohong'!
Sure enough, 'Laojun' boasted his beard and said: "This is the ring used by the old Taoist to tie up the cow. How can I give it to you!"
"Hey, stingy!"
'Monkey' muttered, and when he saw 'Laojun' picking up the cane, he quickly smiled and hid behind 'Huang Shaohong'.
After ‘Laojun’ put down his crutch, he pondered for a moment:
"Let's do this. I'll think about it when I go back, collect some magic weapons and elixirs, and have people send them to the Snowy Mountains. It can be regarded as a congratulatory gift for 'Huang Boy' to succeed as the leader!"
‘Laojun’ waved his hand angrily after speaking:
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't let me see you cheaters again!"
After saying that, he waved his sleeves and the whole person disappeared together with the spiritual treasures, leaving only the green cow still sleeping soundly!
'Huang Shaohong' blinked his eyes, but his eyes were fixed on the sleeping green cow with the 'King Kong Diamond' on its nose.
I was wondering what "Laojun" meant. All the other spiritual treasures were taken away, leaving King Kong Zhuo alone. Is this a test for me, or am I acquiescing?
‘Monkey’ rubbed his head and said angrily:
"This old man actually beat me, my grandson. I have spent the past five hundred years cultivating my moral character, but now my grandson has the same temper he had five hundred years ago..."
'clang'
A flat crutch hit 'Sun Dasheng' on the back of the head, causing sparks to pop out.
Even though the 'monkey' was indestructible, he began to sway as if he was drunk. He was walking drunkenly, and was a little unsteady on his feet.
'Huang Shaohong' and 'Lao Zhu' looked at the 'Tai Shang Lao Jun' who suddenly appeared behind them and attacked the 'Monkey' with a black line, and thought to themselves, this is not Tai Shang, is it Tai Yin?
After everyone said they were leaving, they came back to eavesdrop on a few people's conversations. Who could bear this?
Both 'Huang Shaohong' and 'Old Zhu' were glad that they didn't say any disrespectful words just now, otherwise, looking at the monkey's 'indestructible' body, he still looks like he has the sequelae of a concussion. If they were to do this suddenly,
I'm afraid thousands of peach blossoms will bloom on the spot.
‘Tai Shang Lao Jun’ has a pair of wise eyes that can see through people’s hearts. When he saw the strange expressions of ‘Huang Shaohong’ and ‘Old Zhu’, he immediately said angrily:
"The old Taoist came back because he remembered that he still had something to explain!"
‘Tai Shang’ pointed at the green cow on the ground:
"Don't worry about this Niu'er matter, and don't worry about Jingang Zhuo. After all, the old Taoist promised Cihang to let Jin Jiao and the others be one of the eighty-one difficulties, but in the end, you messed up. Since this Qing Niu
If he sneaks down to the lower realm, let him stay here instead of Golden Horn to make up the numbers!"
How could ‘Huang Shaohong’ refuse to agree? Naturally, he said yes. He said that he had been angry recently and couldn’t eat beef, so naturally he would not have the idea of Qingniu.
'Laojun' stared: "You still want to eat the old cow..."
After finishing speaking, he suddenly shook his head and laughed:
"The person in the Western Sect back then was the most shameless person I have ever seen. It was your temper. Perhaps it was because of your disregard for face that you sought benefits, which was why the Western Sect prospered!"
"Nowadays, Buddhism is on the rise, and our Taoist sect has also produced a human leader with a bad temper like you, stirring up changes in the sky. Perhaps this is an extraordinary person, doing extraordinary things, and achieving extraordinary achievements!"
'Huang Shaohong' heard Laojun Zuo's shameless and scolding words, and couldn't help but draw a black line: "Tao Zun, we don't curse people!"
"I am complimenting you!"
‘Laojun’ laughed loudly, turned around and took a step, then disappeared.
At this time, the 'monkey' had also regained consciousness. Just as he was about to say something, the 'old pig' hummed:
"If you still want to be beaten, just keep talking and we won't stop you!"
'Monkey' then rubbed the back of his head and endured the curse words.
Speaking of which, this 'hozen' dared to be arrogant in front of the 'Tai Shang Laojun', and behaved like a pet when facing his true form, 'Tai Qing Saint'.
'Huang Shaohong' looked at the 'monkey' with disdain, then reluctantly glanced at the 'Jingang Zhuo' and sighed softly, there is no destiny.
But if the thief doesn't get away with it, he always has to leave some thoughts behind.
Seeing that the green cow was sleeping soundly, Huang Shaohong took out two two-legged sticks from his bag, inserted them into the cow's nostrils as thick as a baby's fist, and lit the fuse casually.
Then he took the two animals and quickly transformed into flying insects and flew out of the cave.
Not long after, there were two muffled sounds from behind, BOOM... BOOM!
Then there was the pitiful cry of a cow, and then there was the sound of something crashing against the rock wall like crazy. As the collision continued, the entire Jindou Mountain shook slightly.
The bee transformed into a ‘monkey’ smiled and said:
"Okay, boss, let the old man knock me on the head, and we'll take it out on him!"
‘Old Pig’ said in a depressed voice:
"What a heck, I just got a few treasures, and they asked me to take them back, saying that I would give them the Lingbao elixir. Who knows if they can be accurate..."
Although 'Bajie' is a pig, he is not stupid. He knows that the stronger his master is, the safer he will be, and he can even be resurrected after death.
Therefore, he also hoped that 'Huang Shaohong' could get the Lingbao to increase his strength. Unexpectedly, after trying twice, it was just a waste of water.
‘Huang Shaohong’ smiled and said:
"The saint promised, how can he lie? Just wait for someone to deliver the things in a month. Let's continue to the west. Laojun said that we can't attack the Taoist treasures, but I remember that among the eighty-one difficulties, there seems to be more
There are many Buddhist treasures.”
‘Bajie’’s eyes lit up:
"Yes, the Taoist sect has been tricked and is prepared, but the Buddhist sect is not. I remember that the 'human race bag' and 'golden cymbal' of the 'Yellow Eyebrowed Boy' are both good!"
"And that 'Golden Haired Horse' is originally Guanyin's mount. Why don't you take him as a mount, Master!"
"On the collar of that beast, there is a magic weapon called the 'Purple Gold Bell'. It is extremely powerful. If you shake it once, it will produce fire, shake it twice, make smoke, shake it three times, and fly sand and rocks. It is the 'monkey' of the main world.
To be continued...