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Chapter 1103 You are the second in terms of shamelessness

Thanks to: Brother ‘08a’ for the reward, thank you very much.

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'Huang Shaohong' was beaten by 'Tai Shang Laojun'. Not only was he not horrified, but his originally worried heart was completely let go with this blow, and joy arose in his heart.

This guy studies other things, maybe a little less. He studies people..., ahem, he studies human psychology, and he still has two brushes.

In Huang Shaohong's view, there are two types of people whose minds are most difficult to guess, women and emperors. The so-called "women's minds are like needles in the sea". Women's minds are changeable and difficult to guess, while the emperor's mind is as deep as the sea.

Hard to measure.

Some people say that the mind of an 'emperor' is difficult to fathom, but isn't the heart of a 'saint' who stands high above and at the top of the food chain of the 'primordial universe' even more unfathomable?

In fact, this is wrong. In Huang Shaohong's view, who is qualified to let a saint be a powerful existence like a saint who always exists with heaven, coexists with Tao, endures for thousands of calamities, and is untainted by cause and effect?

How about playing tricks on him?

Especially for a 'saint' like 'Laojun' who has cultivated to the extreme and forgets his feelings. If you are happy, you are happy, and if you are not happy, you are not happy. If I want to beat you to death, I will beat you to death in one stroke. Since you are not beaten to death after being beaten to death, I have not beaten you to death.

meaning.

Therefore, 'Huang Shaohong', who has seen through this point, received a beating from Laojun and was unscathed, how can he not be happy?

‘Laojun’ saw ‘Huang Shaohong’ jumping in pain and said with a smile:

"You know how powerful you are this time, don't you think you still dare to trick the old man alone!"

'Huang Shaohong' rolled his eyes, and his words had a profound meaning. It proved that Laojun didn't prevent himself from cheating others, but just stopped cheating him. Then there was a lot of room for maneuver during this period.

‘Laojun’ stretched out his hand: “Bring it here!”

'Huang Shaohong' knew that there was no point in pretending now, so he asked 'Monkey' to take out all the several innate spiritual treasures tied under his tiger skin.

Of course, before that, he told the monkey through the soul link not to take out the Talisman of the Supreme Purity, otherwise it would cause a fight between the two saints, which would be a serious sin and the consequences would be unforeseen.

And I also cheated my good friend 'Tongtian'!

When ‘Laojun’ saw ‘Monkey’ taking out his treasure from under her skirt, his beard stood up in anger, and without hesitation he stretched out his hand and tapped ‘Huang Shaohong’ again:

"You actually put the old man's treasure under this monkey's ass!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ grinned and explained:

"What about that? It hasn't been refined yet and can't be put into the body. It's so big that there's no place to hide it. Monkeys don't wear underwear and there's so much space under their skirts... Hey, don't hit, don't hit...

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Seeing 'Laojun' pull out a flat crutch from behind the sleeping green cow, 'Huang Shaohong' immediately begged for mercy.

Properly, he placed several innate spiritual treasures in front of 'Laojun', including the green ox. Huang Shaohong's eyes were full of reluctance, which made 'Laojun' laugh for a while.

When 'Huang Shaohong' put the last 'Purple Gold and Red Gourd' on the back of the green ox, he asked unwillingly:

"Tai Shang Dao Zun, how did you catch us?"

The 'Laojun' laughed when he talked about it and told the whole story without hiding anything.

It turns out that 'Huang Shaohong' is the 'Human Cult Leader of the Taoist Sect'. He is blessed by the Taoist Sect's luck, so even a saint cannot be considered his foundation.

And wherever he is, or the people and things related to him, are protected by Taoist luck, even the 'Tai Shang Laojun' would have to spend a lot of effort to calculate!

Originally, what 'Huang Shaohong' did was extremely secretive, and he was protected by Taoist luck. Therefore, 'Tai Shang Laojun', who was concentrating on refining elixirs in the 'Tushita Palace', did not notice that there was anything wrong with the Lotus Cave.

He also didn’t notice that those innate spiritual treasures were obtained by ‘Huang Shaohong’.

But 'Huang Shaohong' happened to send the 'golden horn and silver horn' to Li Tang as 'auspicious', and there was a problem.

He made such a big noise in Wanshou Mountain that the entire Nanzhan continent was shaken, causing damage to Li Tang's dragon veins and the loss of the country's destiny.

The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, thought that the strange-looking 'King of Gold and Silver Horns' that had just been presented to him was not an auspicious sign, but an evildoer!

Otherwise, everything was fine, but why did an earthquake occur as soon as these two things arrived in Chang'an?

In a rage, he ordered people to kill 'Gold and Silver'.

As a result, the 'Gold and Silver Boy''s consciousness contained life-saving talismans given by Laojun.

Their lives were threatened, so they immediately triggered the magic talisman, which alerted 'Laojun' and knew that something was wrong with his two boys.

'Laojun' rescued the two boys, only to find that all his magic weapons had been taken away. After calculation, he found that there was no result. His magic weapons seemed to be obscured by something, which affected his aura and cause and effect.

Perception.

But who is the 'Tai Shang Lao Jun'? This does not mean that he has no choice. After asking what happened to the 'Gold and Silver Boy', he felt that the other party seemed to be here specifically for the treasure.

After calculating, the 'King Kong Taku' who was taken away by the blue bull came.

It's ridiculous that Qingniu thought he had sneaked away to the lower world, but in fact, 'Laojun' had already known his whereabouts.

What’s even more ridiculous is that before ‘Huang Shaohong’ paid attention to ‘Jingang Zhuo’, ‘Laojun’ had already calculated in advance that ‘Jingang Zhuo’ would be stolen.

At that time, the Taoist destiny blessed by 'Huang Shaohong' had not yet raised the thought of 'Vajra Zhuo', so naturally it could not cover up the cause and effect of 'Vajra Zhuo'.

Therefore, 'Laojun' traced back the cause and effect line of 'King Kong Zhuo' and gained insight into the identity of 'Huang Shaohong', the leader of the human Taoist sect!

After 'Tai Shang Laojun' finished speaking, he laughed angrily and knocked on 'Huang Shaohong' again:

"The leader of the human world of the Taoist sect actually plotted against the old Taoist. I think you should stop competing with the Buddhist sect for luck. Why not spread the word about this matter? It will probably make the Buddhist sect laugh to death. That will save you a lot of trouble!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ scratched his head, and while laughing, he said to himself that he was unlucky, who would have thought that such a mistake would happen.

He said with a bitter face:

"It's not entirely my disciple's fault for this matter. As the supreme master of the Taoist sect and a saint of the Three Purities, you can send out gold and silver boys to help the Buddhist sect solve the eighty-one difficulties and gather good luck. Isn't it the same with you, the green ox?

What!"

"This disciple is now leading the Taoist sect in the human world to compete with the Buddhist sect. He was so angry that he did such a thing. Please enlighten me!"

‘Laojun’ said funnyly:

"So, do you still blame the old man for this matter?"

"Disciples don't dare!"

Although 'Huang Shaohong' said he didn't dare, his face showed aggrieved expression of who else could he blame if he didn't blame him, so he almost said yes.

‘Laojun’ shook his head and said with a smile:

"You are the leader of the human world, so it's okay to tell you. When the Western religion first emerged, I transformed Hu into a Buddha and let the Western religion branch into the Buddhist lineage to divide the bad luck!"

"Now that Buddhism is booming, it is a last resort for the old Taoists to help them. Most of the eighty-one difficulties that Jin Chanzi has to overcome are from my Taoist family, in order to help Buddhism succeed. In the future, heaven will judge the merits and reward them.

It can nourish the luck of Buddhism, so that our Taoist sect can continue to continue, waiting for the time when our Taoist sect's luck flourishes!"

After 'Laojun' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' finally understood the saint's painstaking efforts and also understood why in 'Journey to the West', many of the monsters along the way were immortal officials from heaven who descended to earth and became monsters. It turned out to be this truth.

"but!"

‘Laojun’ suddenly changed his voice:

"However, your appearance was unexpected by the old Taoist. The number of days has changed a little because of you, and the way of heaven has given my Taoist sect a glimmer of hope!"

'Huang Shaohong' was startled, his cheap senior brother 'Zhang Tianshi' also said such a thing.

‘Laojun’ suddenly pointed at ‘Sun Wukong’ behind him and said:

"Just like the hozen that ate the Taoist Taoist's two gourds of the 'Nine-turn Golden Pill', there was originally a life-and-death disaster on the way to seek the scriptures. If you can survive it, you will be lucky, but if you can't survive it, you will never be able to recover!"

"But now its destiny has changed because of you, and even an experienced person can't see its future clearly!"

‘Sun Wukong’ took a step forward, scratched his ears and cheeks and said:

"It turns out that old man, you knew that my grandson was in trouble, but you didn't save me. It's really not fun."

"Stay there!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ slapped ‘Sun Wukong’ aside with a big-necked move, and then smiled shyly at ‘Laojun’:

"You always say that I am the last chance of our Taoist sect's survival. So, do you think these magic weapons are...? If you feel embarrassed, you can give me another gourd of 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', boy."

He is not the one who finds fault!"

‘Tai Shang Laojun’ laughed loudly: “Among the people I have seen, you rank second in terms of shamelessness!”

‘Huang Shaohong’ didn’t care what ‘Laojun’ said about him, and while the other party was happy, he quickly asked:

"Then look at the golden elixir I just mentioned... I don't want it for myself. Now Taoism and Buddhism are competing, and you are a Taoist master..."

‘Laojun’ said helplessly: “Aren’t you curious, who ranks first?”

"That's not a meal, let's talk about magic weapons, right? I think this 'Purple Gold and Red Gourd' is good, and it should be destined to me, and this 'Daggering Gold Rope' is also destined to my path in the human world!"

At this time, 'Laojun' was stunned, and then laughed loudly, pointed at 'Huang Shaohong' and said:

"It turns out you already knew who the person who is more shameless than you is!"
Chapter completed!
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