Chapter 15 Seeing the maiden
Seeing his mother waiting for him at the county government office, Zhu Hongsan burst into tears and threw herself on Zhao Chunhua and cried: "Mom, I miss you."
Zhao Chunhua also felt a little uncomfortable and said, "Baoer, stop crying, go home."
After Zhao Chunhua passed away his brother Zhao Mingda, she led Zhu Hongsan home. The first thing Zhu Hongsan did when he entered the house was to take a bath. Lice were growing on his body after not taking a bath for 27 days. He asked Zhao Goudan to boil water and wash her skin three times in a row, and her skin was soaked red before she was finished. Zhu Hongsan was lying on the bed and hummed, and Zhao Goudan asked, "Sanwa, are you really that tired?"
"What do you think? How many days did you cry when my grandfather passed away?"
Zhao Goudan thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I was young at that time and I don't remember it."
Zhu Hongsan said: "You are crying for twenty-seven days now, sleeping on the ground every day without a bed. How many days do you think you can last for a meal or two steamed buns?"
Zhao Goudan stuck out her tongue and said, "I'm not afraid of the others. There are too few steamed buns, so I can't stand being hungry."
The two guys were chatting, and Zhao Chunhua shouted in the kitchen: "You two wash your hands and have dinner."
Zhu Hongsan said to Zhao Goudan: "Cousin, do you tell me if I'm going to eat my meal in the house?"
Watching Goudan go out, my mother came into the house with food and said, "Hey, eat, don't make the bed full of it."
After lying on the bed and having dinner, Zhu Hongsan was really sleepy and tired. He fell asleep after falling on the bed for a while.
It was almost noon the next day when Zhu Hongsan got up. After dinner, he sat in the yard in a daze. Zhao Goudan didn't know where he went. Zhu Hongsan suspected that Zhao Goudan had gone out to fight again, but he didn't tell him, but he just got hurt every time he came back.
Zhu Hongsan sat for a while and went to his laboratory. My mother had already poured out the warehouse and used it as a laboratory for Zhu Hongsan.
Zhu Hongsan has been making MSG for the past few months. It is really average to eat the food of this era. Zhu Hongsan, who loves food, wants to start making MSG. Zhu Hongsan uses fermentation method. The ingredients are very simple, which is to wash out the gluten with flour, then add fermentation bacteria, and then ferment. After the mycelium comes out, add salt water to ferment it again. However, the soy sauce is not MSG, and it is not possible to decolorize it with charcoal.
Zhu Hongsan was very depressed. I remember doing this when I was doing experiments. Zhu Hongsan forgot that the experiments used high-concentration raw materials, and MSG has already involved primary chemical knowledge. How can we make it based on current equipment?
I didn't dare to eat the reddish brown thing I saw, but this thing was not poisonous, and it was fine after a few days of experimenting with a little yellow dog. But Zhu Hongsan's own life was precious, so he dared to use himself to do experiments. "It seems that he should find someone to see how it is?" Zhao Goudan was not at home, otherwise he would be a great experimental subject.
Zhu Hongsan was looking at his experimental results. Someone outside the door called him, "Zhutou San, is Zhutou San at home?"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that it was the girl from the Ma family who came again. This girl is now sticking to him. It seems that the last time she was treated was still short. Zhu Hongsan went out of the laboratory door and inserted it into the door. He didn't like outsiders to enter his laboratory.
Zhu Hongsan said, "Come in, the door is open."
The girl from the Ma family walked in and was wearing light green women's clothing today. She hadn't seen her grow taller for nearly a month, and now she is half taller than herself. However, her breasts have grown a little, and there are protrusions through her clothes. Ma Xiaofang saw Zhu Hongsan staring at her breasts and blushed and scolded: "What are you looking at? Look at you again and poke your eyes blind."
Zhu Hongsan muttered, "Not only did you see it, but you also touch it."
"What are you muttering?"
Zhu Hongsan quickly denied: "No, I said you are beautiful again."
Ma Xiaofang said happily: "Really? Am I really good-looking?"
"Really, who said you are not good-looking, I poked him blindly?"
Ma Xiaofang said disappointedly: "Sanwazi, just you said I was good-looking, everyone else said I was ugly, tall and big, but still a big foot."
Zhu Hongsan shook his head secretly: "You really have the wrong era. If you want to be a top model for three hundred years late, you must be a top model. You can play with these long legs for a year. The price of accompanying wine is not enough to be reduced by 100,000 yuan, so it's still a knife."
Ma Xiaofang continued, "I heard that you have gone to Wuchang Mansion and have been mourning for twenty-seven days?"
When Zhu Hongsan mentioned this, he was furious: "Yes, he almost lost his life. Don't you filial piety for the emperor?"
"Stay it, but the female family only lasts for three days, and my father and brother have fame and seven days. They just kowtow to the north three times a day. They are not allowed to eat, drink and entertain, they just cannot wear bright colors."
Seeing Ma Xiaofang being unhappy for not being able to wear good-looking clothes, Zhu Hongsan said, "Just be content. I have lived in mud and water for twenty-seven days."
"There is no way, who told you to be a royal family?"
Zhu Hongsan said: "What are you doing when you come to me today? You are still telling stories?"
"Yes, I also want to listen to the story of the Kingdom of Women."
Zhu Hongsan discovered that Journey to the West has not spread yet, and some of them were also jokes that some storytellers told them. Since she told this girl the whole book Journey to the West, she has been completely fascinated by this book. She asked Sun Wukong every day why she was so powerful, how much food Zhu Bajie could eat, and other strange questions.
What I hate most is that I love to listen to stories about the Kingdom of Women, and I also insist on telling the great perfect ending of Tang Monk and the Kingdom of Women. Both are perfected, how can you ask Brother Monkey to obtain the true scriptures? Brother Monkey is still waiting for temporary workers to be converted into civil servants? Cutting off people and money is like killing parents.
"I have to listen, this time I will tell you an alternative ending."
"Okay OK"
Zhu Hongsan cleared his throat and said, "After Tang Sanzang came to the Kingdom of Women, he gradually began to doubt his life every day. He believed that living with his daughter king was his goal in his life. Tang Sanzang made up his mind to find a few disciples and asked them to go to the West to seek the true scriptures, and he wanted to live with his daughter king for the rest of his life.
Sun Wukong and others were unable to persuade him, so they had to go to the west on their own. Tang Monk stayed in the Kingdom of Women to marry the king. The King of Women gave the king's throne to Tang Monk and became the queen himself. From then on, the two began to live a shameless and happy life.
Two years after getting married, because the queen did not give birth to a child, Tang Monk chose a concubine nationwide. The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Daughter had a noble daughter named Zhen Huan. Nian Fang was 15 years old and was as beautiful as a flower. She was selected as the imperial concubine. Zhen Huan lived up to expectations. She was found to be pregnant two months after entering the palace and gave birth to a prince ten months later. Tang Monk favored Zhen Huan and became increasingly cold to the queen.
The queen was unwilling to let Zhen Huan take away her love, became vicious, and used her power to start persecuting Zhen Huan. Zhen Huan also peeked at the queen's throne and began to fight back. In order to kill the queen, Zhen Huan sank her biological son with a quilt after the queen visited the prince and blamed the queen. Tang Seng was furious and immediately ordered the deposed queen and sentenced the queen to death.
Zhen Huan got what she wanted and became the queen. But unexpectedly, Zhen Huan was seen by a small eunuch when she suffocated the prince and reported the truth to Tang Seng. Tang Seng regretted it after he found out, and deeply regretted staying with her to marry her back then. It would be better to go to the West to obtain the scriptures with Sun Wukong and others. When Tang Seng was depressed, Sun Wukong walked in from outside.
It turned out that Sun Wukong did not leave, but was invisible in the palace to protect Tang Monk. Sun Wukong told Tang Monk that all women in the world were not good things and could do anything to compete for favor. Tang Monk suddenly realized that true love was by his side, so Tang Monk resigned from the king and Sun Wukong to return to Huaguo Mountain and lived a shameless life, the finale of Journey to the West."
Ma Xiaofang was stunned when she heard this. After a long time, she reacted and cursed: "What are you talking about? Why did Tang Seng live with Sun Wukong?"
Zhu Hongsan said: "Yes, women are not good things. Did your mother say that to your aunt?"
Ma Xiaofang argued: "I said it, but it is not as cruel as you said. How can I suffocate my child? You don't make up this story well. I still have to listen to the original version."
Zhu Hongsan said, "It's not good? Do you know how tired I made up the story and how many brain cells I died. In this story, there are love, conspiracy, cruelty, and murder. In the end, even gay men came out. Are you not satisfied?"
"I don't care. I want to listen to the happy ending of my daughter King and Tang Seng together." Ma Xiaofang shouted.
"Okay, OK, I'll accept you, I'll sing a song for you. It's in Journey to the West."
"You can still sing? Sing and listen."
Zhu Hongsan sang: "The sun blinks at me, and the birds sing to me. I am a little fairy who works hard and is not clingy. Don't ask me where I come from, or where I am going. I want to pick the most beautiful flowers and offer them to my little princess. The king asked me to patrol the mountains. I turned the world around, beat my drums, and beat my gongs. Life is full of rhythm. The king asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner. The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet. I don't envy the mandarin ducks or the immortals." This is a song that Zhu Hongsan heard in his previous life. Today, he sang it to deceive the little girl.
After Zhu Hongsan finished singing, he looked at Ma Xiaofang and looked at him with a blushing face, thinking, "It's over, this girl will have misunderstood."
Ma Xiaofang lowered her head and said, "This song is so nice. Am I your little princess? Will you pick the most beautiful flowers for me?"
Seeing this now, Zhu Hongsan, if he doesn't say anything, Ma Xiaofang will definitely not be able to spare him. He said with a tough bullet and said, "Yes."
Ma Xiaofang said, "I really envy Tang Monk and his daughter King. I hope we don't envy Yuanyang or immortals. Missionary, do you like me?"
Zhu Hongsan said with conscience: "Like"
"Okay, I'm nine years old this year, and I'll be twelve in three years. You promised me that you would go to my house to propose marriage when I was twelve."
Zhu Hongsan hesitated and replied: "Is this progressing a little faster?"
When Ma Xiaofang heard the Willow Eyes stand upside down, she said, "What? Do you dare to repent? If you don't propose a kiss, I will tell my father about your kiss, and touch my chest with your hands, which will make people die."
Zhu Hongsan didn't expect that he had been playing tricks before, and was afraid that this matter would be really big. The Ma family was so powerful that he could not protect his identity as a royal family. He quickly said, "Xiaofang, it's not what you thought. I mean twelve years old is too young. Can you be eighteen years old? I'll go to propose marriage when you are eighteen years old."
"No, I will become an old girl at the age of eighteen. I won't make people laugh at me to death. At the latest, I will be sixteen."
Zhu Hongsan sighed and said, "Okay, I promise you that you will go to propose marriage at the age of sixteen."
Ma Xiaofang blushed and said, "Okay, remember, if you don't go, you will be dead. My father and my two brothers are both Jinshis, and my uncle is also a governor." After saying that, he might feel that it was too embarrassing to say these words from his girl's house, so he ran out and went home.
Chapter completed!