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Chapter 97 Vixen (1)

What is the most embarrassing thing in this world? I didn’t take paper when I went to the toilet? Is the fart so hard?

No, Li Muyun thinks that the most embarrassing thing is that he is a bandit, but he wants to become an official, and he doesn't know what the imperialist leader in Chang'an City thinks.

"Isn't this a good thing? At least it's better than your hollow marquis." Li Yuan looked at Li Muyun, with his shirtless shoulders on his shoulders, and it looked like a sauna.

"I don't mean that, I mean, don't you think the county magistrate is a little younger?" Li Muyun was a little confused.

"It's not too small. Do you know how much is happening in a county in every aspect?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes.

After hearing Old Li Yuan's words, Li Muyun asked uncertainly: "It's really troublesome?"

"It won't be easier than the village leader you are now." Li Yuan said with a nod.

"Then forget it, I can't do this." Li Muyun immediately became timid when he heard Old Li Yuan's tone.

"What can't be done about this? Although some things are very troublesome, won't you be able to levy them? Now that Sun Liang is already your subordinate. If you have anything, just let him do it."

"This is OK?" Li Muyun widened his eyes.

"Have you ever heard of the fact that a senior official is a rank and the eighth rank is now, and you are the seventh rank. Besides, you are a marquis, so what are you afraid of?" Li Yuan hated Li Muyun's incompetent behavior.

Those of my own sons have made a fool of themselves to be an official (the emperor is also an official?), but the coward in front of me shrank back when I heard that he was an official. What's the matter? It's too unsatisfactory!

But Li Yuan didn't know that the reason why Li Muyun didn't want to be the county magistrate was mainly because he was afraid of trouble. Now this bandit is already a big deal and he has to worry about the food, drink, defecation and urination of the people under his command every day. If he becomes the county magistrate, he is afraid that there will be more things.

Thinking of asking Zhang and Li family to settle the lawsuit every day, Li Muyun felt like he was so angry that he was in a fight and he was in a mood for nothing.

However, when Li Muyun told his thoughts to the old man Li Yuan, he finally got only two words of evaluation: pretentious!

...

"Am I pretentious?" Li Muyun asked the three fat men with this question, and the three fat men nodded.

Looking at Su Wanqing, Su Yatou nodded as well.

Let’s look at Fang Yizhi again, this honest child nodded heavily without seeing him.

"You are the real love!" After being despised by everyone, Li Muyun left with her sleeves.

...

In the Shanyin County Government Office, Sun Liang's wife was sad and looked at the jars and jars on the ground. She shouted to the yamen runners beside her, "Be gentle, can you afford to break them if you break them?"

"Madam, don't be angry, isn't it just moving a house?" Sun Liang stood beside his wife and advised helplessly.

"You said it simply. If you are in such a hurry to move out, where will we live? Should we clean the house? Should we hire a servant? Just your salary is enough!" Sun Liang's wife almost poked her finger into his nostril, and taught a county magistrate the same lesson as her son.

Just as Sun Liang wanted to explain it again, a slightly jokey joke came over: "Oh, what's wrong? Is this moving?"

When Sun Liang heard the sound, he turned his head and saw Li Muyun sitting in the carriage he had "borrowed" from him, looking at him with a smile.

So he hurried forward: "Master Hou, you are here!"

As for Sun Liang's wife, she looked at Li Muyun with anger, then turned her head and snorted, obviously not seeing him.

Li Muyun naturally would not have the same knowledge as a woman. She was not embarrassed to see that the woman was not ashamed. She just raised an eyebrow at Sun Liang: "Hey, why did you make your sister-in-law angry?"

"Woman, no, don't pay attention to her." Sun Liang rubbed his hands awkwardly. On one hand, he was a wife who could not afford to offend him, and on the other hand, he was a new immediate boss who could not afford to offend him. He really didn't know what to say.

However, just before Sun Liang finished speaking, Li Muyun could react, the woman stopped doing it and pointed at his nose and scolded: "What's wrong with the woman? The woman is going to sleep on the street. Sun Liang, I have married you for so many years, have you ever enjoyed a day of happiness with you? Now, I'm fine, and I'm not even able to live! What kind of evil did I have committed in my previous life? Why are I so unlucky? If I had known this, it would be better to marry Carpenter Sun than to marry you! You are a killer, I don't want to live!"

He cried, made a fuss and hanged, and was fully interpreted by Sun Liang's wife in just a few short sentences.

Li Muyun also saw some tricks at this time. Sun Liang's wife's trouble was still related to him, and she couldn't help but look at Sun Liang, a subordinate in confusion.

"Hou, Master Hou, don't be surprised. Isn't this your appointment too suddenly? The officials couldn't find a place to live in the county for a moment, so..., so..."

"What are you looking for a place to live?" Li Muyun frowned even more.

"Are you not the county magistrate of Shanyin County now? The subordinates want to free up the house behind you!" Sun Liang said in confusion.

Damn, it turns out that the root is here. No wonder the woman looked at her like a murderer. She turned out to be blamed for robbing their house. Li Muyun was speechless.

But watching the woman crying like a mourning is always not a solution. He can't go over and kill her. In addition, the current situation seems to be a big deal to persuade her. If she is not good at being scratched by this woman, she will suffer a little.

And the most important thing is that I didn’t want to live here.

This is just a disaster without any fault.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun felt so tired. He glanced at Sun Liang, sighed and said, "Okay, don't move, just live here. In addition, I'm here today to tell you, if you have any big or small matters in this county in the future, don't come to me if you have nothing to do, just make up!" After that, he stretched out and kicked the three fat guys who were already stunned in front: "Let's go, go back!"

"Hey, hey, Master Hou, Master Hou..." Sun Liang didn't expect Li Muyun to leave like this. He couldn't help but feel anxious and chased after him for a few steps. Then he heard the voice of the prodigal girl behind him: "What are you still doing here? You haven't moved all the things back, and put them back wherever you move them out!"

"Jiang Wenying, what are you going to do? Do you want to kill our whole family before you stop?" Sun Liang could not bear it anymore. He rushed back a few steps, grabbed the woman and asked sternly.
Chapter completed!
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