Chapter 80 Never Hire
It has to be said that Li Muyun's final madness did not achieve the desired effect.
With the loud noise in the air.
The three girls were so scared that their appearance was lost, and the pear blossoms were raining.
Li Yuan and several other old men were so scared that they were admitted to the hospital. They heard that they had the legendary heart arrhythmia.
The innocent fool, the three fat man, was affected by the fish in the pond, and the bamboo junction that fell from the sky smashed an egg-sized bag on his head.
As for those minions, most of them thought that there was a heavenly punishment, and nearly half of them chose to follow the good and bid farewell to their career as a bandit.
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In Chang'an, Tai Chi Palace, Li Shimin held a banquet to celebrate the national grain harvest in the fourth year of Zhenguan.
When the wine was in full swing, I heard from the palace servants who came to report it and said that I could give it a good wine.
Li Shimin laughed and said, "I have countless fine wines in my palace, I am happy to wait..., haha."
Unexpectedly, someone shouted below: "Your Majesty, this free time for thousands of miles to deliver fine wine must be an ordinary product. Why not call people to the palace and enjoy the fine wine together?"
"Yes, Your Majesty, I have countless treasures in the Tang Dynasty. I believe that Xiaoyao Hou really has some ability to get fine wine."
The Tang Dynasty was an open country, and Li Shimin was also a magnificent monarch. He was not angry when he heard the noise from the bottom. He laughed and said, "Okay, since all the ministers are interested, why not let the wine sender go to the hall."
"Here!" After hearing Li Shimin's instructions, a palace servant immediately passed on the oral metaphor.
Soon, Chen Huo walked in from outside with a big leather bag on his back.
"Chen Huo? Why are you kid?" Among the ministers below, a guy with a leopard head and a red-faced bearded face suddenly recognized Chen Huo's identity, and then jumped out from behind his table and grabbed him.
"Cheng, General Cheng! Young general, isn't this going to Shuozhou for business? When I met Xiaoyao Hou, I sent the wine back to His Majesty for him." Chen Huo was pulled and couldn't escape, and he did not dare to tell the story of Li Yuan's run away from home in public, so he had to mess around with a reason.
Fortunately, General Cheng just asked casually, not really caring about why Chen Huo gave Xiaoyaohou wine. However, after seeing that there was no one else after Chen Huo, he asked with some confusion: "Where is the wine?"
"It's in this leather bag." Seeing that His Majesty the Emperor had not spoken, Chen Huo did not hide it from General Cheng. He opened the leather bag on his back and took out two iron wine pots from it.
Looking at the two iron sprinkler pots about the same size as human heads, Cheng Kuanjun couldn't help but be stunned and said with some dissatisfaction: "Why is there only one? That Xiaoyao Hou is too stingy!"
One thing? Chen Huo smiled awkwardly.
When I was in the village, the small wine pot that Li Muyun took was not half as big as this one. It only cost me one pot and the Supreme Emperor, known as a massive amount. Now it is such a big pot, hehe...
At this moment, Li Shimin on the main seat was a little too anxious. He looked at the two very beautiful tin wine pots in General Cheng's hand and felt itchy. He coughed and said, "Knowing the Lord!"
Cheng Zhijie, of course, could also call Cheng Yaojin to hear the emperor call him and immediately understood what the emperor meant. After agreeing twice, he handed the two pots of wine in his hand to a palace servant beside him, but the other pot was taken back to his seat.
After sitting down, I didn't wait for anyone to ask. I pulled up the plug on it and put the wine pot under my nose and smelled it. The strong aroma of wine immediately filled my nose, making people almost feel like they were floating in the air.
Lao Cheng, who was tested for alcohol, realized almost instantly that this wine was definitely the best wine, and noodle wine in the palace or the fine wine in nectar were all less than this wine.
Thinking of this, Lao Cheng immediately pretended to be nothing and stuffed the plug back, and then put the wine pot in his arms.
At this time, Li Shimin also took the wine pot from the palace servants and put it in his hand for a brief consideration, which was about to weigh it.
After opening the lid and hearing it briefly, Li Shimin changed his face instantly.
However, he is different from that shameless old thief Cheng Yaojin. He is the emperor no matter what. He doesn't have to worry about someone coming up to grab his wine. So he poured out the original grape wine in the cup without any concern and poured it into the wine presented by Li Muyun.
What is this wine like? I will not repeat it here. After the palace servants on one side tested it with silver needles for non-toxicity, Li Shimin picked up the cup without hesitation, raised his head and stuffed the wine in the cup.
A burning heat burned from the throat to the stomach. The spicy feeling made people feel numb to the tongue, but the refreshing and stimulating feeling made Li Er feel endlessly.
So after Dadaha smelled a sip of alcohol, he couldn't wait to pour another glass, and then tilted his head and drank it all.
In this way, one cup after another, four or five glasses of wine were already eaten in a moment. Looking at the ministers below, I found that the figures were already blurred.
His Majesty, the great imperialist leader, was poured out by the fine wine sent by Lao Li Yuan in the name of Li Muyun.
Fortunately, he was still a little conscious before he was about to get drunk and knew that he could not drink any more, so he took the wine and looked at Chen Huo who had not left and asked: "Chen, Mr. Chen, second brother, I, I am here to ask you, what is the name of this wine?!"
It turns out that he knew his son and his father. Li Er's every move was clearly guessed by Old Li Yuan. Except for the fact that he did not expect the big banquet, the Emperor actually guessed everything else.
Chen Mu felt a sense of emotion and replied: "Go back to Your Majesty, Xiaoyao Hou named this wine 'Poured Donkey'!"
"puff……"
"puff……"
The words "Suppressed Donkey" were exclaimed, and everyone in the hall who was paying attention to the name of the wine was sprayed. One or two looked at the emperor in the main position with strange eyes.
And in front of everyone, His Majesty Li Er, the great imperialist leader, felt that there seemed to be two donkeys' ears on his head and a long tail behind him.
At this moment, some of the ministers below also reacted, one or two jumped up and started in a row like a shared hatred of the enemy.
"Your Majesty, Xiaoyao Hou's words are disrespectful, and the following are the best, and the crimes should be punished!"
"Yes, Your Majesty, Xiaoyao Hou is indifferent to the emperor, so he should be punished for his crimes!"
But, should Li Muyun really die? No, or can he really kill him? Li Er, who was half drunk and half awake, knew very well that the kid could not kill him at all, after all, that kid is now protected by the old man.
But then again, can’t I be killed or repaired? Can the great Emperor of Tang Dynasty cure a Xiaoyao Hou?
Chapter completed!