Chapter 7 Top Bandit
After hearing Li Muyun's thoughts, Li Yuan's face showed a very strange expression, and he wanted to open his head to see what was inside.
And this is the first time someone has invited him to be a bandit in front of him. It is an unprecedented experience for him, the frustrated old man.
So when he saw Li Muyun being confident and ready to set off at any time, Li Yuan blurted out and asked, "How did you live until now!"
"What's wrong?" Li Muyun asked ignorantly.
Li Yuan didn't say anything, and Lin Ruoxi, who was on the side, frowned and taught a lesson: "It's a good life, but to be a bandit. Don't you know that you will be beheaded after being caught?"
"Tsk, what's the matter? My adoptive father has a backstage in the government office, and the county officials are afraid of him." Li Muyun pulled Xiaoluoli aside indifferently and approached Li Yuan: "How about adoptive father, let's go and be bandits together. At that time, we can eat meat and a big bowl of thirsty wine. A big banner is placed on the top of the mountain, and the letter is 'Perform the way for heaven, and rob the rich and help the poor'..."
Speaking of being a bandit, Li Muyun said something like a slight look, and Li Yuan's thoughts began to become more alive.
This old man has basically done everything in his life, but he has never tried to be a bandit (Li Mi who went to Wagang Mountain back then, Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin also went to Wagang, but the biggest rebel leader Li Yuan and Li Er had never been). Now, he heard Li Muyun speak so hard that he began to hesitate.
Another point is that Old Li Yuan's country was stolen by his son, so he felt a breath in his heart. Although running away from home could make things difficult for Li Er, after thinking about it, the old man felt that it was not enough.
Now that Li Muyun said that going up the mountain to be a bandit, this old man has really found a good way to cheat his son.
The dignified Supreme Emperor actually went to be a bandit. If such an unprecedented thing was spread, it would be embarrassing.
But what does this matter? Anyway, someone is more embarrassed than himself at that time.
Thinking of this, the balance in Old Li Yuan's heart had turned towards Li Muyun, and his eyes were full of praise when he looked at him.
Thinking of the unscrupulous son in Chang'an who was in Chang'an, he ran away after receiving the news that his father went up the mountain to be a bandit, he looked embarrassed, and Old Li Yuan had the urge to agree to Li Muyun immediately.
"Entertainment Father, do you agree or not? I have even thought about the song of bandits here. Why don't you sing it to you?" Old Li Yuan's undecided look made Li Muyun see it, anxious in his heart, and couldn't help but urge him.
"Song of the Bandits? What is that?" Old Li Yuan, who heard about the song of the Bandits for the first time, took back his thoughts from his random thoughts.
"Heroic Song, I just made it myself! Do you want to hear it?" Li Muyun started plagiarizing shamelessly.
Li Yuan nodded.
He is becoming more and more interested in Li Muyun now. This guy's temperament of not playing according to routine is very consistent with Old Li Yuan's current mood.
A cynical old man who just wants to vent his dissatisfaction met a strange killer from later generations who was unknown. For a moment, he could be said to meet a chess opponent, and he would meet a good talent, a turtle watch mung beans, a pheasant paired with a pervert...
Just when Old Li Yuan was unconscious and thought Li Muyun would come to the normal brothel like actors, a sound of howling suddenly sounded, which scared the old man.
"The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky gather in Beidou (hehe, gather in Beidou, hehe, gather in Beidou, hehe, I'm al-you, hehe)..."
Li Muyun owed for a long time, and then continued under the gaze of Old Li Yuan's attempt to kill: "If you say you can go, let's go, you have me and you have everything (again again)......"
Li Yuan's eyes were already a little distracted and dull.
"I saw unfairness on the road and roared. When it was time to take action, I would like to break into Jiuzhou. (Continue to oh)......"
Li Yuan doesn't sound beautiful to the tone that is more popular with modern people. In the eyes of this old man, Li Muyun's incompetence is becoming more and more certain.
Only Lin Ruoxi thought Li Muyun was singing well, and stood aside and followed him like a master (the awkward dance I learned from Li Muyun).
Finally, Li Muyun finished singing and looked at Li Yuan as if waiting for his evaluation.
However, Li Yuan ignored this and glanced at Li Muyun's slightly green face: "Since you want to be a bandit, have you ever considered what you can grab?"
"Are you always connected to the government? Then ask if anyone raises pigs, we will go and grab whoever is going to grab them. When the time comes, we will snatch the pigs back to the mountain, and we will eat large pieces of meat and drink in big bowls!"
Li Muyun said with a smile, but he didn't know that Li Yuan's heart had become cold.
At first, Li Yuan was mentally prepared to be a bandit.
But Ya's biggest goal is to eat pork, which is a great irony for the identity of Supreme Emperor Li Yuan.
so…….
"Pa" The angry Li Yuan slapped Li Muyun on the head: "Eat and eat, you know how to eat. What else do you know besides eating? You can't find some good things to eat, and you also eat pigs. Why don't you eat shit!"
"It is better to be a beggar than to be a bandit when you are yours."
"You won't think about Wagang Mountain back then, look at others, and look at you!"
Li Muyun was beaten by the angry old Li Yuan and ran away with her head in her arms. The little girl Lin Ruoxi hid aside and laughed secretly.
It was not until the old man could not beat him and stopped panting, that Li Muyun glared at the little girl fiercely: "I will never give you something delicious next time I have it!"
When he heard the food, the little girl lowered her eyebrows and retreated to the side, and never dared to show off again. Lin Ruoxi, who was young, never thought of it at all. After today, she would have to follow her master to go up the mountain. Even if Li Muyun had something delicious, she would not be able to leave it to her.
Li Muyun also did not realize this. After scaring the little girl, he said to Li Yuan who was still sulking: "Enjoyed father, this is not my failure. The key is that the group of famous bandits you mentioned have been destroyed now. As the saying goes, wood is as beautiful as wood wind, it will be destroyed, and the so-called rafters that stand out will rot first. Some people say that stubborn people will be beaten to death, drown them to death, and... "
"Stop, have you said enough?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes charmingly as Li Muyun rolled his eyes as he heard Li Muyun's lip ill-faced lips.
"I'm done." Li Muyun replied quickly.
"Since you've finished speaking, I'll just say a few words." Li Yuan snorted first, and then said very domineeringly: "My son wants to be a bandit, so he naturally has to be the best bandit. As for someone coming to cause trouble for you, who dares to have me here..." He said this and suddenly stood up.
Chapter completed!