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Chapter 65: Chickens and Eggs (in a bad mood)

Fate is not a wheel, fate is not a cylinder, no, it is wrong.

Destiny is a strong woman. If you can't resist, then enjoy it happily. This is what Li Muyun said to Blacksmith Zhong.

But Zhong Blacksmith believed that fate was actually like a group of big men, and his life was constantly being raped by women.

Looking at the more than fifty people lined up outside, looking at the countless iron bars on the ground, and raising their sore arms, Blacksmith Zhong thought this more than once.

Since he was tricked by the guy named Chen Mu up the mountain three days ago, Blacksmith Zhong began to make iron pieces. Not only that, after making them, he was also responsible for nailing the iron piece to the horse's hooves.

Of course, don’t think of nailing horseshoes as simple as thinking, because horseshoes are actually like human fingernails. They have a layer of cuticle that keeps growing. If you want to nail the horseshoes, you must flatten it.

But horses are not humans. If you tell them not to move, you will not move. In order to nail the horseshoe to the horse, Blacksmith Zhong has been kicked away by the horse more than once, and he has lost four teeth. It can be said that now he is completely enjoying the dual pleasure of spirit and physicality... and there are dozens of female ticket customers outside the door waiting to patronize him.

"Oh, I said Lao Zhong, people say that the wisdom of the working people is infinite. Why don't you grow a brain?" Just as Blacksmith Zhong was approaching a horse tremblingly and preparing to turn the horse's hooves over to give Ma Zuzong a manicure, Li Muyun swayed over with his hands.

"Young, young master..." Zhong Blacksmith was about to cry without tears, and he had only one idea in his heart, that was to make trouble.

In fact, Li Muyun is really watching the fun. Looking at the blacksmith's mouth with four big teeth, he wanted to be happy, thinking that he deserved it. Who asked you to get twenty iron pieces for me last time and then charge me ten cents.

In the end, Ting'er, who was abandoned by Su Wanqing who was hunting the bear, couldn't bear to see it anymore and said weakly: "Master Muyun, why don't you give him an idea? Look how pitiful Uncle Zhong is."

Is it pitiful? Li Muyun looked at Blacksmith Zhong and saw this guy with a toothless mouth, his face full of black and gray... It seemed to be a little pitiful.

"Okay, for your sake." Finally, Li Muyun nodded. He snapped his fingers and attracted two minions: "You two go and make a bigger stand, it's about ten feet tall and stronger."

"Oh, okay!" The two minions agreed and went as if they were flying.

...

It was not long since the shelf made of thick wood was carried back by several minions. Li Muyun personally went on the battle and hung four leather ropes on the beam of the shelf.

Two of them passed through the lower abdomen of the horse horizontally, stabilized the horse's body, and the other nest formed a condom, folded the horse's leg that needed to be cut off the hooves along the joint, then put it in, and lifted the rope upwards. The broken horse's legs can no longer move.

A very simple set of things solved the big problem. Seeing that there was no danger of being kicked, the minions did not need Blacksmith Zhong to do it. They independently completed the repair of the horse's hoof, then made a few nails, a small hammer, and a few "slap" and a horseshoe was finished.

Because of the operation method of the boiling water line, the progress of the project has been greatly accelerated. Blacksmith Zhong was only responsible for the ironwork, while the minions were responsible for their own war horses. There were already seven or eight war horses put on new shoes and walked in the small square with crackling sounds.

...

After getting these things done, Li Muyun thought she could calm down, and was planning to go to a quiet place to sleep, but she saw that Su Wanqing was riding a horse with Xiao Qizui's "Fox Fairy" girl (book friend Xiao Qizui cameo 0.01KM), and a group of followers came back in a angrily manner.

"What's wrong? Is this? I was chased by a bear? Or didn't even see the bear?" Li Muyun, who was in a good mood, looked at Su Wanqing and joked.

"Hmph, I don't feel hurt when I stand and speak!" Su Wanqing glared at Li Muyun, jumped off the horse and said angrily: "That bear is a male bear, and it's too big. After following it for three days, I'm not sure that I can kill it."

"You can dig a trap, or you can go together and beat it up in groups. Isn't it just a bear? It's not as smart as you." Li Muyun said with a smile.

"It's easy to say, it would be great if it was that simple. You have to know that someone promised his father that he would give him a complete bear skin." Su Wanqing pouted and her cheeks bulged, which made her look more attractive.

Li Muyun looked at Su Yatou's little look and couldn't help but want to tease her. He smiled and said, "This..., I actually have a good idea."

"What's the solution?" Su Wanqing asked hurriedly.

In fact, the main purpose of her coming back this time was to find Li Muyun to ask for a solution. Now that Li Muyun actually spoke on his own initiative, Su Yatou was naturally very happy.

In Su Yatou's anticipated gaze, Li Muyun coughed and said slowly: "Actually, you can wait for him to die of old age!"

"Li Mu Yun! You want to die, right?" Su Wanqing, who knew she had been fooled, finally got angry and shouted word by word.

...

Li Muyun finally knew what it means to shoot himself in the foot. After being rampant, Su Yatou chased him with an arrow and ran half of the mountain, he had to agree to countless unequal treaties, including catching bears.

It’s a pity that in the future, not to mention bears in the mountains, even rabbits can be considered protected animals. Well, who would hunt that thing? Even if Li Muyun was a killer, he had never done such a tough thing as hunting bears with bare hands.

...

Fortunately, Li Muyun has one advantage, that is, his observation ability. After several days of observation, he really found the weakness of the blind black bear - that is, he likes to learn people's actions.

After mastering this characteristic of the black bear, Li Muyun, who was full of bad water, turned his eyes and had a ghost idea.

...

The big tree that was thick with the two of them hugged each other was sawed off at the same roots, and then split the roots in half, and then spread them with a piece of wood wedge.

Li Muyun sat on the tree stump, holding a stone in his hand and constantly smashing it, as if he was smashing something, and then took a handful of it with his hand and put it on his mouth, which seemed like he was eating.

A quarter of an hour later, Li Muyun got up and walked towards the distance, slowly hiding into the woods.

...

The silly black bear observed very carefully. He was looking for something to fill his stomach and was preparing to hibernate, and he also wanted to eat, but the human seemed to have many companions and did not seem to be easy to deal with, so the black bear did not intend to eat Li Muyun.

However, this does not mean that it is not curious about the behavior of that human being.

So after Li Muyun left, the black bear decisively stepped onto the stump, and the huge male characteristics naturally drooped in the cracks where the stump was stretched open. Then the black bear grabbed the stone on the ground that was thrown by Li Muyun, raised it high, and smashed it down at the wooden wedge.

"Ao..." The giant bear's shrill cry sounded a heartbreaking feeling.
Chapter completed!
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