Chapter 581 The face
At the beginning of Zhenguan, there were countless capable ministers and generals in the Tang Dynasty, and they really didn't need to give anyone face. Even if Lu Dongzan was dissatisfied, he could only endure it.
Besides, no matter how cruel Li Muyun is, he can only kill someone. However, if a general like Yuchi Gong is ordered, he will probably not be enough for him to get a thousand people.
Lu Dongzan is a person who knows the current affairs very well. When he heard this, he just twitched his lips. He pretended not to hear Lao Yuchi's words, and said to Li Muyun with a smile: "King Xiaoyao is so bold, Dongzan admires it."
Li Muyun smiled slightly and said indifferently: "This is what I heard from my teacher a few days ago." After that, he turned around and looked around, saying aloud: "I would like to encourage you here!"
Lu Dongzan's old face shook again. You are not only from the Tang Dynasty, but also from other alien races, such as Tu Yuhun, Western Turks, Goguryeo, Silla, Baekje, etc. If you really encourage each other, wouldn't the whole world be enemies of Tubo?
Li Shimin sat happily on his "boss chair". Although he felt that the last sentence of the poem was a bit far-fetched, after all, Lu Dongzan shot himself in the foot, which looked quite interesting.
The madmen of the Tang Dynasty even cheered, shouting for another one, among which Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong called the most happily.
Li Muyun also felt that this pretending seemed to be a little inadequate, and was still unsatisfied. He made an apologetic gesture to Lu Dongzan and said, "Sorry, the generals are hard to refuse their affection. I can only show my ugly face and take out a poem from the teacher."
The bullshit, all the bullshits. Lu Dongzan comforted himself so much, with a reserved smile on his face, but his heart was bleeding.
If I had known that such a result would have happened, I would not have teased this bastard at the beginning. This guy would not have known what it means to stop at the right time. If he had asked him to make another song, I would probably have targeted Tubo!
But the facts proved that Lu Dongzan was not wrong. Just when he was hesitating, Li Muyun had been around the field for a while and recited loudly: "In May, the snow in the mountains of Tianshan Mountains is snowy, and there is no flower but only cold. I heard the willows in the flute, but I have never seen the spring scenery."
As the sound fell, someone immediately shouted in the distance, fearing that the world would remain unrest: "Mu Yun, this song is a bit bad, it is weaker!"
Li Muyun smiled and looked at Lu Dongzan, then continued: "Xiao Zhan followed the golden drum, Xiaomian hugged the jade saddle. I wish to put the sword down my waist and cut it straight for the purpose of killing me."
This poem is from Li Bai, and the poem I wish to come from was Loulan, but Li Muyun didn't care about these things at this time and directly used the Tubo capital to replace it. Although it didn't rhyme, the meaning did not change much.
Moreover, there are not many martial arts madmen present who can recognize Chinese characters, so they don’t care whether it is rhyme or not. For them, rumor and eternal quatrain are actually the same. As long as the meaning is reached, nothing else matters.
Lu Dongzan couldn't bear to listen at this time. The guy in front of him was targeting Tubo everywhere, which was very meaningless that Tubo would be his family. He took all of this by himself. If he said he didn't regret it, it would be fake.
Forget it, I'd better pretend to be drunk. I can't beat you, so I can't pretend to be cowardly? At worst, I'll just hide from him when I see this bastard in the future. I'll just stop interacting with each other.
So Lu Dongzan was drunk and was drunk and could not wake up from human affairs. No matter how others called him, he would not get up.
Some other envoys looked a little unnatural. Seeing Li Muyun sitting back to the wall, she looked fearful in her eyes, and made up her mind that she would never provoke this guy if she had nothing to do in the future. Uh, she wouldn't provoke him if she had nothing to do.
Li Chengqian saw everything that happened in the hall. He waited for Li Muyun to come back and immediately asked excitedly: "You have changed the place names in those two poems? What was the original name? Tell me quickly."
"Loulan." Li Muyun hummed and spit out two words, then inserted a few wine bottles that had just been taken back into a large pot of ice brought by Hegan Chengji, and did not forget to pour some grapes into it. Although the cooling was slower, the taste of the wine would not be diluted.
Li Chengqian was slightly stunned: "Loulan? Why did Loulan recruit you?"
"They didn't call me, but you." Li Muyun sat back to the wall and said lazily.
Li Chengqian cut and said disregardlessly: "Nothing is said, why don't I know if I provoke me!"
Li Muyun explained: "The countries in the Western Regions have always controlled the trade routes. They don't know how much money they have made on that route. This money should have belonged to the Tang Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty belongs to His Majesty. Because you are the crown prince, Your Majesty's is yours, so to sum it up: they are robbing your money."
"You, what is this fallacy?" Li Chengqian suddenly felt defeated. Although his age was similar, Uncle Wang's idea was so weird that it was difficult to understand.
However, Li Muyun did not answer his question, but just stretched his neck to look in a certain direction in a hall.
Looking along his gaze, Li Chengqian found that Yu Zhining's half-big old man was surrounded by a group of people, one or two of them were full of righteous indignation. Old Yu waved his hands repeatedly, opening and closing his mouth, looking like he was explaining something.
Some people must have believed what Li Muyun said before leaving. Both poems were written by his teacher Yu Zhining, so these old men condemned Lao Yu together for being unauthentic.
After watching for a while, Li Chengqian pulled out a wine bottle from the ice basin next to him, turned to Li Muyun and smiled and said, "It seems that your plan to induce the disaster to the east has been successful. I just don't know if Lord Yu will take a stick to your house tomorrow to smoke you."
Looking at Li Chengqian who was a little scathing, Li Muyun shook his head with certainty: "No, the old man is happy now. Having a disciple like me is a blessing that Lao Yu has been spared in his life. How could he bear to beat me?"
As a time traveler, or as a killer time traveler with six degree certificates, Li Muyun is very sure and surely believes that no matter who becomes his teacher, it will be his blessing.
After all, there are few time travelers. In terms of rarity, it is not less rare than the prince in the Zhenguan Dynasty, and it is even more rare.
Because the prince can be mass-produced, if there is no one, then another one can be established. At most, it is just a few words. However, time travelers are different. If one dies, one less person will die. It is very likely that during the Zhenguan period, there will be only a rare species like Li Muyun, and it will disappear if it dies.
Chapter completed!