Chapter 283 Bad luck!
Empress Changsun’s birthday is in the second month of the lunar calendar, no, or tomorrow.
Seeing that his wife was about to celebrate her birthday, on this day of national celebration, Li Muyun, a bastard, did not bring the wine. Isn’t this bullshit!
Li Muyun actually never thought of one thing. He knew a few main characters about the history of the Tang Dynasty, such as Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, and Li Yuanba, Yuwen Chengdu and so on.
Empress Changsun did know it, but she just knew the name. When will this sage of the ages be on his birthday... Sorry, Li Muyun really doesn't know.
So when Li Muyun heard this, he was also a little stunned.
I will celebrate my birthday tomorrow. I will ask myself to have a drink today. Isn’t that going to make me feel good? Although Shanyin County does not lack ‘suffering donkeys’, it is still more than 1,700 miles away. With the current conditions of the Tang Dynasty, even if the ribs are raised and wings are gone, it will probably be too late to move them back.
And the most important thing is that you didn’t prepare a gift. You have caught up with the queen’s birthday. If you don’t prepare a little birthday gift, wouldn’t that be reasonable?
But finally, Li Shimin was still reasonable. It would be better to be unaware of those who don’t know it. It would be fine if you take your anger at Li Muyun for a moment. Seeing his speechless look, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty waved his hand: "Forget it, don’t worry about this, I will find a way for myself."
"Thank you Your Majesty!" Li Muyun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the emperor had finally returned to normal.
As the saying goes, there is wine today and you are drunk today and you will be sad tomorrow.
Anyway, Empress Changsun’s birthday is tomorrow, and there are nearly two days and one night to do it. I believe that some solutions will always come up with you.
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However, although Li Muyun was a little depressed by Li Shimin, there were many people who were even more depressed than him at this time, and there were still quite a few people.
However, after those migrant workers from Xue Yantuo were taken to the Zuowu Guard, looking at the tens of thousands of troops, none of them was undisturbed. Out of fear or conditioned reflex, these guys gathered together consciously and found an open space in the military camp and squatted.
The reason why Changsun Wuji asked these people to be arranged to the Zuowu Guard was because he was the general of the Zuowu Guard, and all the troops of this guard were under his jurisdiction. However, Changsun Wuji did not expect that these more than 3,000 people would be so funny, and after coming to the military camp, he consciously regarded himself as a prisoner of war.
So the next thing was embarrassing. No one in the Zuowu Guard knew why there were suddenly three thousand more people in his camp, and the guy who led them in left again.
By chance, this matter was reported all the way, and it was reported to the palace, and it reached Changsun Wuji's ears.
Old Changsun, who was watching the fun, was immediately embarrassed. After accusing Li Shimin of the crime, he rushed to deal with the matter.
When Changsun Wuji left, Li Shimin also felt that it was useless to talk about these things to Li Muyun, such as Li Muyun, so he pointed to the position of the old Changsun just now: "Get over and sit down and talk."
"Oh!" Li Muyun shrank his neck, and after confirming that Li Shimin would not suddenly start to hurt someone again, he sat over carefully.
"I warn you one last time, stay away from my daughter in the future. Do you know?" After Li Muyun sat down, Li Shimin stared at him with righteous words and slapped the table without any doubt.
"I know!" Li Muyun nodded.
"In addition, tomorrow, the Queen's birthday will not be missing. It must be innovative, do you know?"
"I know!" Li Muyun continued to nod. At some point, he felt like a kowtow worm, as if he could do nothing except nod.
Li Shimin may have seen that Li Muyun’s attitude of admitting guilt was better, and finally he was no longer as angry as he had just now. He calmed down and said again: “Okay, let me talk about you now!”
"Me? What do I have to say?" Li Muyun asked inexplicably.
"What's going on in your Shanyin County? I heard that you made the mess there so much, it's simply outrageous!"
"No!" Regarding Li Shimin's question, Li Muyun quickly denied: "Your Majesty, I am a 'bastard' now, and I don't have the ability to make Shanyin County messy. This is pure nonsense."
Li Shimin snorted coldly, looked at Li Muyun with contempt, and said disdainfully: "Is that right? Then why did I hear that you have a meeting with many gangs in the world and have to establish an autonomous chamber of commerce? There is always this matter? You, an irresponsible guy, can you be more motivated!"
Li Muyun blinked in a gurgling manner: "Your Majesty, do you know everything here?"
"Stop talking nonsense and make your affairs clear! Otherwise, you will be unable to escape the charge of strife with the intention of rebellion!" Li Shimin said half-truely.
Naturally, Li Muyun would not take what Li Shimin said as true, otherwise he would not say at the beginning that he would not be allowed to contact Changle in the future, nor would he talk about Empress Changsun’s birthday tomorrow. But he really didn’t know how to answer this question, because he really didn’t know how he raised an army of 20,000!
So after thinking for a long time, Li Muyun decided to ask in person, so he carefully tentatively: "Your Majesty, then, let me ask, what's going on with the 20,000 army? Where did I get the 20,000 army?"
"Hmph, it seems that you really don't cry until you see the coffin!" Li Shimin snorted again and gave Li Muyun a look: "Okay, let me tell me what's going on with those 20,000 Xueyantuo people?"
"No, there are no 20,000 yuan. I, I only have more than 5,000 yuan in my hands. That's a migrant worker, who builds a house."
"Do you think I'll believe it?"
"This, what's there to be something I don't believe in this." Li Muyun didn't seem to know how to explain this matter, and rubbed his hands helplessly and said, "There are prisoners of war on both sides, and they are also locked up. Wouldn't it be good to let them use a little bit of residual heat?"
"You'd better consider this matter again. I don't care what you want to do with these people. In short, if I find that you have a little rebellious idea, be careful of your head."
"Ah? Uh, OK!"
Li Muyun felt that he was really unlucky, and there was no good person in the Tang Dynasty royal family.
The old man I picked up in Shanyin County seemed to be from the Li family, but the old man insisted on being his father!
It’s better to get an emperor in Chang'an. You always use your head to behead you to scare people. How can you live?
Oh by the way, there is that Changle. This little girl can also cause trouble for herself. She gave her some fireworks and was scolded by her father. She was like an old man scolding her son-in-law.
Chapter completed!