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Chapter Twenty-Two

The three fat guys, Li Muyun's playmate when he was a child, were of the same age and were neighbors, and they had the best relationship on weekdays.

Li Muyun wanted to give the excess oil to others, so he naturally would not send it alone, so he brought this fat man who had grown fat even when drinking cold water.

The three fat men were curious about the sudden extra people in their friends' homes. When they saw Li Muyun coming to find him, they followed him without thinking.

One trip, two trips, and finally after the third trip, Li Muyun stopped and squinted at the three fat men beside him and said, "If you look at me with that kind of look, believe it or not, I will beat you so hard that Aunt Li won't recognize you?"

The three fat men curled their lips, first showing a disdainful expression, and then mysteriously approached Li Muyun: "Dalang, everyone in the village is rumoring that you are the old man's illegitimate son. Is this true?"

"Fuck, who did you hear?" Li Muyun stared at the three fat men with his eyes that he wanted to kill.

"Everyone in the village said that, they also said that you might have picked it up in the garbage dump, but now your own father has found it!" The three fat man took two steps back and said extremely seriously.

"I'm still saying you're still giving it to you with the phone bill? Do you believe it?"

"What? What is charging for phone bills?" The three fat men were confused.

Li Muyun was defeated by the three fat men's nerve reflex arc and breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The point I am talking about is not about charging the phone bill, but about you giving it to me. Do you understand?"

"I don't understand, my mother said, I'm the one who sent the baby. If it's not the one who sends the baby, I..., hey, don't leave, I haven't finished talking yet!" The three fat guys were about to open up the conversation and give Li Muyun some knowledge, but found that this guy had already walked a long way with the oil can, so he had no choice but to chase him quickly.

...

After finding another family to send the oil out, the two of them walked back with the cans in their arms. Li Muyun seemed to remember something suddenly and pulled the three fat men to the side of the road and said mysteriously: "Fatty, do you want to make a fortune?"

"Who doesn't want to get rich? The question is, do you have a way?" The three fat guy answered very casually.

Li Muyun has discussed such issues with him countless times, but every time he ended up in vain. It was either because it was unrealistic or because he had no capital. So the two of them stopped discussing this issue later.

"Don't you want to know who are the people who come to my house? Come on, I'll talk to you today!"

"That's good, you tell me!" When the three fat man heard Li Muyun want to tell him about the origins of those who made him very scared and curious, he suddenly became excited and flipped the jars in his arms, put the jars down on the ground and sat on them.

Li Muyun's actions were no different from those of the three fat guys. He also turned over the jar and sat on them, smacked his lips, and said word by word in the three fat guys' expectant eyes: "I'm going to be a bandit!"

"Oh! What? What are you going to do?"

"Be a bandit!" Li Muyun said with great certainty and affirmation.

"Don't you want to live anymore? Be a bandit? Even if the government doesn't come to encircle and suppress you, you will starve to death!" The three fat man's reflex arc finally reacted, and his whole body bounced up like a meat ball.

Li Muyun was startled by the reaction of the three fat men and glared at him: "Sound down, don't be like a sissy!"

"No, have you really thought about it? All the people in your yard are bandits?" The three fat man also realized that being a bandit was not something worth showing off. He looked around nervously and didn't find any annoying person in the dark, so he lowered his voice and asked.

"They are not yet, but..."

"What's that? Brothers of all these years, what's wrong with you? You just go to the mountain to be a minion? Nothing, it's not embarrassing. Seeing that you're so thin, you probably can only start with a minion. Unlike me, if I go, I can become a small leader. But then again, minions are not that easy to do, and if you don't have a good time, you'll be easily beaten..."

"Are you finished it? Are you talking or I talking?"

Li Muyun was completely defeated by this fat man. It was him who came to ask himself, but before he could say a few words, this guy started to quit, and he couldn't grasp the key points. I really don't know how my friends who have been withstand it for so many years have endured it.

"Oh, then say, you say!" The three fat man also realized that he was a bit overwhelming, and sat back on the can with a smirk.

"Forget it, I won't say it anymore. As long as you know, I'm the young master now." Looking at the three fat men's virtues, Li Muyun suddenly lost the intention to continue. He picked up the can on the ground and walked back. Three companions heard the shocked cry behind him: "So that old man is really your real father!"

"Bang!" Li Muyun, who was walking in front, was finally defeated by the three fat men, and fell to the ground without standing firmly.

After getting up, he didn't even look at the broken jar, and he jumped and scolded: "Three fat guys, my god, you uncle! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"

"My uncle is your father." The three fat man knew that he was in the wrong, so he shrank his neck and muttered.

Yes, the old man of the Three Fatty is Li Muyun's father, because the three Fatty has been calling Li Muyun's biological father since childhood. Although they are just uncles who cannot beat them, they are also uncles.

Li Muyun was almost angry with the three fat men's answer and felt cerebral thrombosis. He reached out and poked him a few times, shook his sleeves hard and turned around and left. At the same time, he swears that if he says something to the fat man, he will make the fat man grow thirty kilograms of meat.

However, the three fat men didn't know what Li Muyun was thinking. Seeing that he seemed really angry, he hurriedly followed him and chased him. After he got to him, he asked carefully: "Hey Muyun, is what you just said true? Are you really going to be the young camp leader?"

"What's wrong?" Li Muyun stopped thinking that the three fat men had another thirty kilograms of meat and then used his meat to make oil.

"Then, then, look, are we good brothers?" The three fat man suddenly felt a little embarrassed at this time, and even twisted his fingers like a woman, almost vomiting Li Muyun out of disgust.

"Speak if you have something, and let go if you have farts, hurry up!" In order not to let him really spit it out, Li Muyun tried his best to remove his eyes from the three fat men and urged him repeatedly.

"That's right, if you are developed, can you bring me one?" The three fat guys continued to twist.

"Yes, but tonight you have to send out all the oil in my house."

"For, why?"
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