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Chapter 11 How Big Ass and How Big Panties Are

When Chen Mu walked out of the main gate of the county yamen, the yamen runners who were guarding one side dared to lean over, and the master also happened to rub his forehead, which was popped out of a big bag, and opened his eyes.

"Sir, are you okay?" The more intelligent yamen runner saw that the chief clerk was 'awakened' and immediately stepped forward and helped him up.

"It's okay, we're having a big deal this time!" The chief clerk held the gold Kaiyuan Tongbao on his forehead in his hand and wanted to cry without tears. He thought to himself why this great god came to his jurisdiction? Isn't this a scam?

But he only dared to think about this by himself, and said that he would never dare to say it. It would be a serious crime that would lose his head.

At this moment, a yamen runner pointed to the money in the hand of the chief clerk and asked curiously: "Sir, why is the money in your hand golden? It looks different from ordinary money!"

Of course it’s different. Can the things that the Supreme Emperor use are the same as those used by you, a civilian, and you don’t urinate and look at yourself.

The chief clerk thought while waved his hands to the curious yamen runners: "Go and go, go, go, do whatever you should do, no one is allowed to say what happened today. If I hear the slightest sound of the wind outside, I will worry about your heads!"

Although the yamen runners felt that the chief clerk was making a big deal, they agreed when they saw his face being ugly.

In the officialdom, they knew the principle of slandering people at the first level. Although the master Bo was only a ninth rank in the county, if he wanted to mess with them, he would be really an old lady blowing her nose - holding a handful in her hand.

However, just as the yamen runners were about to disperse, someone came in at the gate of the county yamen again. After seeing the person coming clearly, the chief clerk shivered and almost didn't sit on the ground.

Who are you here? In fact, it’s not someone else, it’s Chen Mu who just left!

But this time, Chen Mu did not take out the small card to scare the chief clerk, but walked up to him and looked at him for a long time before slowly speaking: "Who in your county raises pigs?"

"Pig? Then, what is that?" the chief clerk was stunned.

"It's just a pig, so stupid!" Chen Mu explained impatiently what a pig is.

He heard the pig from Li Muyun. Later, he felt that the word "pig" sounds better than the pig, otherwise the pig would always remind people of the disgusting excrement.

"Oh, this one is, yes!" After understanding the meaning of the pig, Master Bo nodded repeatedly and pointed out the direction for Chen Mu: From the north gate, he walked five miles away. There was a local rich manor on the side of the road, where he raised seven or eight pigs.

After Chen Mu got the answer from Zhubo, he was satisfied and patted his butt and left again, leaving behind an embarrassing Lord Bo in a daze in the county government office, constantly wiping his cold sweat.

As the saying goes, "Dao Fellowship is not dead, but I am not dead. Although Master Bo doesn't know who Chen Mu asks what he wants to raise pigs, there is no doubt that there will be problems here.

Since there will be a problem, it is naturally the problem that others are better than themselves, so the master gave the rich family who had invited him to dinner without hesitation.

As for what problems the rich family will face in the near future, this is not something that the master can manage.

...

The conversation was divided into two parts. Not to mention how the master Bo arranged for someone to go to Lijia Village to build a mountain village, he just said that Chen Mu was rushing back after leaving the county government.

In fact, this guy Chen Mu is not a good deal. He had already thought about it on the way to come. The Supreme Emperor Li Yuan was going to be a bandit, and neither he nor others would be able to stop him.

In other words, the bandits and the others followed suit and became determined. After all, they could not hand over Li Yuan to a rural gangster from Shanyin County. In order to protect the safety of the old man, none of them could escape, and they all had to go up the mountain to play the game of being a bandit with the old man.

But when it comes to going up the mountain, another problem arises-there is no place to live on the mountain.

They could not let Old Li Yuan go to the top of the mountain to have a wind and sleep in the open air, so it was inevitable to build a copycat.

Who can build a copycat by Li Yuan and Li Muyun? No, right? Then the task of building a copycat can only be completed by Chen Mu and others.

Chen Mu expected this in advance, so he forced the lord to complete this task on their behalf. While reducing his workload, he could also gain a good reputation in front of the leader who was anxious about what the leader was anxious about. Why not do it if you kill two birds with one stone?

As for how the Lord Bo explained this to the superior prefecture, I believe that the money is enough to solve all problems. After all, it is something that the Supreme Emperor has. Whether it is a county or a state, as long as he doesn't want to move, no one will say anything more about this question.

Another point is that if Chen Mu and others are asked to build a village, they can delay time with confidence, and it is best to delay the orders of His Majesty Li Er to convey, and then all the problems can be solved.

With such a little thought, Chen Mu rushed back with the inquiry news, and halfway through Chen Huo, the one who was sent to the market to buy meat in the three guards.

After the two brothers met, they talked about what happened in Shanyin County and rushed back towards Lijia Village with the purchased chickens.

...

It was almost noon at this time, and the old man Li Yuan had another radish banquet with a green face, sitting under the grafted fruit tree at the entrance of the yard, basking in the sun boredly.

As for Li Muyun, this guy doesn't care about the old man Li Yuan at all and is about to be a bandit. He must be prepared and bring all the useful and useless things at home. Anyway, there are free coolies and thugs, which can be done to carry some moving and lifting things.

Thinking of the free thug, Li Muyun raised his head and looked out of the yard.

These damn guys are actually lazy. They must give them some eye drops to the old man, otherwise they will not know what work efficiency is!

Just as I was thinking, a sound of horse hooves came, and two black dots appeared on the only main road in the village.

Well, when Cao Cao came, Li Muyun put down the box in his hand and came to the old man Li Yuan.

"Old Master, we are back." After Chen Mu and the others came back, they tied the horse and came to Lao Li Yuan with a large bag of chickens and ducks on their backs.

"Why have you been there for so long?" Old Li Yuan opened his closed eyes slightly, looking at the two of them and asked, with an indescribable majesty in his voice.

"Old man, aren't we going to be... a bandit? I thought about finding someone to build the village first, otherwise we have no place to live after we go up, right?" Chen Mu lost his domineering attitude in front of Shanyin County Lord Bo, bent over and answered respectfully.

However, no matter how he said this, it means to be fun. Li Muyun listened to the bad habit of being a little polite: "There is an old saying in our village, "How big is the big butt and how big is the shorts you wear. You say you are just a bandit, but the village needs others to repair it. Do you think we are on vacation! Do you know what it means to experience life? What fun is there to rely on others for everything?"

Chen Mu now had a headache when he saw Li Muyun. This guy was a typical villain. He didn't know which incense stick was burned correctly in his previous life. He was recognized by the emperor and immediately turned over. He didn't think that if the emperor was not there, he would have been beaten to death.
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