Chapter Nineteen
Under the escort of Mr. Cao, Chu Ge bypassed the onlookers and quietly walked from behind the community.
Uncle Cao was very considerate and put an epidemic prevention mask on Chu Ge to hide his identity so that the old men and women would not think that he had stole the substation box and ran to the sister wonton shop during the day to watch.
The staff of the extraordinary association, the "retired special forces" and "professional killers" with black jackets and large sunglasses, naturally knew Chu Ge's "feat". When he saw him come out, they all exclaimed in their hearts.
Countless crystal clear "golden fireflies" emerged from the heads of dozens of "black jackets" and "big sunglasses", swaying, hundreds of birds watching the phoenix and flying towards Chu Ge.
When he crawled into Chu Ge's head, perhaps it was the interference between the brain waves, and there was also a sound of "ding ding dangdang", the wind chime swaying and gold coins colliding, which was very nice.
This mysterious and strange scene reminds Chu Ge of the existence of superpowers at all times.
Standing at the back door of the community and seeing Mr. Cao again, he was still full of confusion, about the revival of spiritual energy, his own abilities, and... himself, his family and even the future of the entire earth.
The fat old man's somewhat ordinary back merged with the "bomb falling across the bridge" that was thunderously bombed last night, and gradually became taller, making Chu Ge's heart beat faster and his blood boiled.
"Uncle Cao--"
Chu Ge blurted out and shouted at the fat old man's back, "If you have the chance, can I follow you to learn, how to awaken and use superpowers?"
Uncle Cao stopped, turned around, and smiled and said, "Why?"
"Why?"
Chu Ge was slightly stunned and scratched his scalp and said, "Isn't it all in books, movies and games? The spiritual energy has been revived, everyone needs to practice!"
"Haha, 'Everyone needs to practice' is not a good reason. I can teach you, but you must first find a reason to pass, and find...faith and love that belongs to you."
Uncle Cao said, "Cultivation is very hard. Without faith and love, you can't persist."
"I want to be someone like you."
Chu Ge subconsciously said, "Your shocking crossing the bridge last night, wow, it's so domineering, a hundred times more handsome than a cultivator driving a flying sword. This is the fighting method of the pure man on earth, this is the real hero!"
“‘Hero’…”
Uncle Cao smiled, "I'm not a hero, I'm just a... I've seen a hero before, stop making trouble, go back!"
After saying this, Mr. Cao waved his hand and walked away gradually.
The morning breeze blows, and the fat old man's big shorts dance with the wind, which makes him feel cool. The so-called "kill one person in ten steps, and do not leave a thousand miles away" is exactly the case.
Chu Ge's heart caused a stir.
"Uncle Cao is really a master hidden in the market. He dares to face the immortal cultivator. He is so low-key and handsome!"
The more humble Mr. Cao was, the more he admired him. He was immersed in the shocking super throwing skill of the Shipotian, and his breathing became hot. "If I could do it, I could 'the secret method of the Vajra', and then learn from Mr. Cao's manner of being so casual, and he ran away after he beat the cultivator, hiding his merits and fame, but he was not careful to let people know - this thing can inspire many people's 'surprise, shock, shock'? That's right, I must learn from Mr. Cao, as the saying goes, 'A real man should be like this'!"
Just as I was thinking about how to learn from Mr. Cao, I suddenly saw the fat old man panic and jogged all the way back.
"Do you a favor, Xiao Chu, cover!" Uncle Cao was sweating profusely and winked at Chu Ge.
"ah?"
Chu Ge was in a daze, and before they could talk to each other, they saw a middle-aged old woman wearing a flowery jacket and curly hair jumping out of the green belt. Hey, it seemed to be Mr. Cao's wife and Mrs. Cao.
"What's going on?"
Aunt Cao was tucked in his waist and looked terrified, "Why did you get involved with people from the very association again and catch the cultivator?"
"No, no."
The fat old man's tongue was shorter, and his face was as innocent as a baby. "It was Ma Xiong and the others who caught the cultivator. I will work with Officer Hao to help maintain order and evacuate the onlookers."
"Yeah?"
Aunt Cao narrowed her eyes, "What about your clothes? You didn't wear this outfit last night."
Mr. Cao's sweat vest and big shorts were torn apart during the transformation, and he was "explosive shirt".
“Isn’t it?”
Uncle Cao looked at himself, and Mung Dou's eyes were confused, "Just this one, Yue'e, have you remembered it wrong?"
"Bah, you wore plaid shorts last night, which turned into stripes early in the morning. The vest was not right, and the holes were different. I've repaired this one, but I haven't had time to repair it yet."
The splendor in Aunt Cao's eyes became more and more dangerous, "Cao Xiaohua, have you transformed again?"
"Transformation? What's the thing?"
Uncle Cao turned his head, looked at Chu Ge, tilted his head and thought for a long time, then slapped his forehead, "Oh, you said you have transformed, no, I haven't transformed for a long time. I am old and weak, so where can I transform? If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Chu of the wonton shop, I arrived with him and I, and went to see the fun... Hey hey hey, Yue'e, let go..."
"Cao Xiaohua, you dare to lie. Every time you lie, you have to blink three times. I have been with you for so many years. When you stick out your butt, I know whether you want to fart or shit. You still say that you haven't transformed!"
Aunt Cao took action like lightning and grabbed Mr. Cao's ear, "You can do it! You are the only one who can transform in the world! You are the only one who can transform! You are the only one superhero, and the earth will not turn without you, right?"
"No, Yue'e, please listen to my explanation."
Uncle Cao held his head, "The situation was very dangerous at that time, and something happened suddenly..."
"If you suddenly have your face turned pale, you lie on the bed and thrust suddenly. If you are dangerous, you will be at risk of your heart building? What can you do? So many "extraordinary agents" can't come up with a solution, and you must ask you, an old man, to stand up? I don't know you yet. You just like to show off your heroes. When you meet a demon and ghost, you don't know how much you weigh. What kind of bird has changed!"
Aunt Cao let go of Mr. Cao, squatted on the ground and cried loudly, slapped his thighs while crying, "But, this life is impossible. When I was young, I was in the army. When I was in the mission, I broke my heart. I was worried about being a little widow every day. I got old and returned to my roots. I thought I could live a quiet life for a few days. I didn't expect that you, an immortal, would still be like this. I ran out to show off my heroes at any time, and showed off my ability to show off on the operating table. Four bridges were built in my heart, and I changed my petals, and I swear that I would never go out to seek death again. I was also stupid. The lard was so funny. I believed you again, and I took the shit and urinated to serve you. The result is how long it took, how long it took!
"Is this life a person living like this? If you don't get sick, my heart disease will almost occur!
"Cao Xiaohua, what else are you going to go back to? You can move to the very association to live in. You can be your hero. You can save the world. It's so uncomfortable to listen to my nagging, and it's so pleasant to subdue demons and demons. Yes, why don't you talk? If you don't speak, you're scolding me in your heart?"
Aunt Cao stared at Uncle Cao fiercely, tears filled with resentment.
"No, no, no, how dare I scold you? No, how can I bear to scold you? Yue'e, don't cry, don't yell like this, and attract all the neighbors later."
The fat old man hugged his wife with a shy face and pulled her up like a carrot. "Outside, I am a consultant, I am a big or small, so I will give me some face. I will scold you when I go home without any effort. When I go home, I will be able to curse myself in the mirror? I am Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, is it okay if I am inside and outside?"
"Community consultant, smaller than sesame seeds and larger than needle tips!"
Aunt Cao struggled for a few times, but how could she have better than Mr Cao? She was so angry that she pinched the fat old man hard on the waist and touched her heart, "Is it shameless, it hurts? Is the heart so depressed? Has the doctor seen it?"
"It's okay. Dr. Jiang from the association saw it and said that I was like an 18-year-old man, and even the tiger was beaten to death."
Uncle Cao grabbed Aunt Cao's hand and the two of them were affectionate, "Yue'e, listen to me, listen to me and tell you slowly..."
"Ahem."
A single dog coughed dryly next to him.
"Hey, Xiao Chu, you are still here. Why are you doing stupidly? Go home and go cool. Remember to register in the community if you have any situation. You can just go home and find me directly - of course not today. Today I have to take my dearest wife out for dinner and watching movies. Go, go, go."
Uncle Cao waved to Chu Ge, as if he was driving away a fly.
The old couple walked away hand in hand and kissed each other.
Only Chu Ge stared at their backs for a long time, but still felt that... online novels and movie games are all lies. How can the revival of spiritual energy in real life be like this?
Forget it, he probably won't be able to learn from Mr. Cao - so shameless.
Chapter completed!