Chapter 11 Extraordinary Association
"You have just come here and are suffering from the trouble of 'Time Travel Syndrome'. Do you feel panic and have a split headache, and feel that the world around you is very strange and dangerous?"
Mr. Cao was in his seventies or eighties, but he was very serious and said the lines that middle school students were ashamed of hearing, "Don't worry, this is a normal phenomenon and will be relieved soon - the earth is a beautiful environment, peaceful and peaceful place. Don't be so fierce, dance with swords and guns, let's put down our magic weapons first, and say something well, is it okay?"
Uncle Cao shook the flashlight and signaled that this was his "magic weapon". Then he slowly placed the flashlight on the ground and spread his hands to indicate that he had no malice.
Chu Ge hid in the corner and was stunned when he heard it. What is "time travel syndrome" and "magic weapon", what is Mr. Cao talking about?
Chu Ge wanted to pounce on him regardless of everything and grabbed the fat old man and ran away, but his legs became weak and his belly was thrusting, and he couldn't move at all.
I wonder if the green-robed monster understood Mr. Cao's words. He grinned and pulled the ghost-headed sword behind him to his waist, rubbed it gently, without any intention of letting it go, and suddenly his face changed.
"I believe you have discovered that the concentration of spiritual energy on the earth is much lower than that in the world of immortal cultivation, so the laws of each other's power operation are also very different, but this does not mean that we cannot communicate, nor does it mean that everyone has to fight together."
Uncle Cao said calmly, "I'll introduce myself. My name is Cao Xiaohua. I'm a staff member of the Extreme Association. You can call me Uncle Cao, Master Cao, Lao Cao and even Xiao Cao. Our "Extreme Association" is a non-profit non-profit organization on the earth that specializes in handling extraordinary events and extraordinary lives. What kind of immortal cultivators, magicians, paladins, ancient ferocious beasts, mythical creatures, super-powered out of control, biochemical zombies, future technology, intelligent machinery life... In the Eastern Hemisphere, we are all under our jurisdiction.
"The purpose of this association is to stabilize social order, maintain peace on the earth, resolve conflicts between extraordinary life and ordinary people in the new era of spiritual revival, let the newly awakened superpowers feel the warmth of society, let the cultivators and magicians who have entered the earth feel at home, let the general public enjoy the benefits of spiritual revival, and work together to build a beautiful tomorrow for the new earth. Therefore, unless it is absolutely necessary, we will not use force, and we also hope that you can control yourself and communicate with each other sincerely, friendly and enthusiastically, and build a bridge of friendship between the earth and the world of cultivation."
"..." The green-robed monster continued to be in a state of half alert and half confused.
"What the hell?"
Chu Ge's chin was almost hit on the instep, and his outlook on life, world view and values were greatly impacted. "There is a very association, isn't it the producer of "The Unparalleled Earth"? It's not? My God, can't the game be true, or is it about to happen?"
boom!
Cutting-edge virtual technology, large-scale promotion at any cost, can enhance physical fitness by playing games, and even enter middle school classes, and will soon be included in the required subjects for the college entrance examination... All kinds of evidence are connected together, turning into a bolt from the blue, blowing Chu Ge's brain into a blank space.
"Oh, you are still injured and need treatment immediately. Don't take it seriously. Just think that it's OK to apply some magic medicine - it's OK in the world of immortal cultivation, but there are many bacteria and viruses on the earth that you don't have, which can easily penetrate into the body along the wound. You don't have the corresponding antibodies and immune mechanisms. If you get tetanus and sepsis on the earth, it's very troublesome to treat it."
Mr. Cao is very skilled in his business. Although the other party turned a deaf ear, he still patiently explained, "The so-called 'bacteria and virus' should be regarded as an extremely powerful miasma. You should know that the world of cultivation is vast and boundless, and many foreign lands are rampant, and there are shadowless and invisible magic fog - in a sense, the earth is a very special foreign land, or the most special foreign land."
The green-robed monster looked at the bloody wounds on his right shoulder, waist, hips and right legs, and spat indifferently. He did not put down his magic weapon, but held the ghost-headed sword and approached him actively.
The sturdy figure as a tower was completely swallowed by the shadow of the bloody night.
Although there was no knife drawn, the fingertips made a "squeaking" sound, and ten green nails gradually stretched out, like ten poisonous daggers.
The evil and contempt were beyond words. In the eyes of the green-robed monster, Mr. Cao was probably just a piece of walking fat, and he was just a feast for a meal.
Even Chu Ge, who was hiding in the distance, could feel the malice of the green-robed monster coming to his face.
"Stop, don't move, cherish your few opportunities. The people on earth love peace, but they are never afraid of war!"
Seeing that the other party was not inched, Mr. Cao's waist was straight inch by inch, picked up the flashlight, waved it like a mace, and his tone became stern, "Illegal entrants, please be aware that you have entered the legal territory of the Earth Alliance and carry untested and sealed controlled weapons. You can put down your magic weapon within three seconds and raise your hand to surrender. Otherwise, I will take compulsory measures against you in the name of the Earth. You will be responsible for all the consequences caused by this!"
The upright attitude reminded Chu Ge again of the fear of being caught by Mr. Cao when he was a child.
Then, Uncle Cao and his flashlight were slapped away by the other party.
The speed was too fast, and Chu Ge didn't see clearly what was going on. He saw the green-robed monster curling his lips impatiently. With a wave of his claws, Uncle Cao flew dozens of meters away and hit a big tree that was thick and thin. With a "click", I didn't know whether it was the trunk or the spine that broke.
"Ah!" Chu Ge exclaimed, his fists subconsciously clenched.
"Ho ho." The green-robed monster smiled like a beast, and his body shook, and his strange claws spread out, falling from the sky like an eagle and falcon.
Chu Ge felt a flash in front of him, and the green-robed monster appeared in front of him. The monster claws penetrated his flesh and blood deeply, and his shoulder blades were about to be crushed by the monster. His legs were kicked and kicked on the other side, just like kicking on granite.
Now, Chu Ge's face is only twenty centimeters away from the face of the green-robed weirdo.
He could clearly see the minced flesh between the other person's teeth and smell the breath of death.
Although he fought with the immortal cultivator thousands of times in the game, in reality, the dark tide still appeared in front of Chu Ge, his heart and pores contracted together, and his thinking fell into the quagmire of fear, and he could not even scream.
At this moment, a strange force rushes hard from the right side, like a high-speed train that knocks the green-robed monster out. At the moment of collision, you can even hear the "cracking" and broken tendons in the monster's body.
Chu Ge felt dizzy and he was caught and landed safely.
"Xiao Chu, why are you?"
It was Mr. Cao, he was not dead, and even showed his power to knock the cultivator out. Long live!
Chu Ge cheered in his heart, his brain, nerves and muscles around him gradually regained their vitality, and he stuttered: "I, I'll run out at night, Mr. Cao, are you okay? What is that?"
"I am a COSPLAY enthusiast. I live in the first twenty-five building three units. I am addicted to virtual games like "The Unparalleled Earth" all day long. I like to dress myself up like a cultivator in the game. I think my girlfriend is unpromising. She just broke up two days ago and was mentally stimulated. She didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came out to make trouble in COS clothes."
Mr. Cao said earnestly, "So, you young people should study hard, improve every day, play games, don't be addicted, do you know?"
"...Mr. Cao, you are good at making up lies. You are also a 'COSPLAY enthusiast, just live in the 25 buildings and units in front of them'. You have a nose and eyes. If I hadn't seen him fall from a hole in the sky with my own eyes and heard what you said, it would be very academy or something, I almost believed it!"
Chu Ge was angry and anxious, "You didn't think about it before you made up lies. Just, just this guy can still have a girlfriend? I don't even have a girlfriend. Can he have a girlfriend like this?"
Chu Ge has a problem. He talks a lot when he is nervous. Hey, as he talks, he is no longer nervous.
Chapter completed!