"Yunli King Kong's counterattack is hard to save his master! The Chinese captain is five blessings to defeat the Blue Army!"

"The Portuguese king lost some penalty and was defeated again, Long Shute once again staged a seven-star bead!"

From August 6 to August 9, between three days, Liverpool won the first two championships of the new season with two big wins.

At the England Community Shield at Wembley Stadium, they swept Chelsea 7-1, and Longshoe passed 1 by 5 goals. Although Benteke, who transferred to the Blues, scored a header, he could only face his first crushing defeat in two years.

Three days later, in the European Super Cup in Macedonia, Liverpool, as the Champions League champion, beat Manchester United, who was 9-2, with Long Shute scoring seven goals wildly. Even if Mourinho made a crazy 9-0-1 formation, he was still beaten into a sieve!

There is another reason why this game has attracted more attention:

Ronaldo made another major decision in his career, transferring to Manchester United from Real Madrid!

In order to invite back to the former King No. 7 of Old Trafford, the Red Devils paid a transfer fee of 150 million pounds to the Galaxy Battleship!

If Ronaldo's signing fee is added and the commission from his agent Mendes, the total cost of the Red Devils is more than 220 million pounds!

Compared to Neymar's previous 200 million euros, it is at least 30 million euros more!

The Portuguese king gave up his many privileges at Real Madrid and returned to Manchester United, which ranked only fifth in the Premier League last season, not for a richer salary - of course, Manchester United will not let him reduce his salary to join.

Messi is no longer his opponent!

He came to Manchester United to challenge Longshute at the closest distance!

In addition, there is another reason:

The damn tax officials in Spain are like flies!

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Ronaldo's departure from Real Madrid is definitely more surprising than Neymar's departure from Barcelona. This transfer also caused a series of earthquakes without surprise.

With Bale's repeated injuries and unable to take the lead, Real Madrid chairman Florentino and head coach Zidane had to look for a replacement world-renowned.

Dybala and Icardi have clearly rejected Real Madrid's invitation, while Griezmann was kept dead at another stadium in Madrid by Simeone.

In a hurry, Real Madrid, which lacks emergency plans, could only poach Chelsea's Belgian king Hazard by spending money. As a substitute, the Blues poached the depressed Sanchez from the lineup of Arsenal, the same city rival.

Arsenal, who had lost Sanchez and Giroud in the frontcourt players in succession, had to take over Uruguayan scorer Cavani, and at the same time, introduced strong players such as Lacazette and Korashinac as planned, barely filling in the loophole.

Due to the fierce competition in Paris, Neymar began to eliminate dissidents again. Lucas, who could not get a stable position, left the team one after another. These first-tier stars who were in their year of playing undoubtedly got crazy grabs from the transfer market!

As major leagues open one after another, another shocking news was suddenly announced on August 24!

"Barcelona's core, Argentina's king, Leo Messi... transfer to Manchester City!"

Long Shute, Ronaldo, Messi...

The Premier League, known as the world's number one, has finally become a veritable No. 1 league!

An extremely crazy era has finally arrived!

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On the evening of the day Messi confirmed his transfer, the three Premier League giants met in Monaco.

This is the draw ceremony for the 2017-18 European Champions League group stage and is also the award ceremony for the 2016-17 season.

Long Shute and Cristiano Ronaldo reached the final, while Messi stopped in the quarterfinals only. No wonder he felt a little embarrassed.

The 32 teams were divided into 4 levels according to the rules.

The first eight league champions including the defending champions:

Liverpool (Premier League champion, defending Champions League champion), Real Madrid (La Liga champion), Bayern Munich (Bundesliga champion), Juventus (Serie A champion), Benfica (Portuguese Super League champion), Paris Saint-Germain (Ligue 1 champion), Sparta Moscow (Russian Super League champion), Donetsk Miners (Ukrainian Super League champion);

The second gear is the eight teams with the highest points in addition to the first gear:

Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, Sevilla (Spain), Monaco (France), Dortmund (Germany), Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United (England, UEFA Champion).

The third level includes:

Porto (Portugal), Naples, Rome (Italy), Tottenham Hotspur (England), Basel (Switzerland), Olympiacos (Greece), Anderlecht (Belgium), Besiktas (Türkiye).

The fourth gear is:

Celtics (Scotland), CSKA Moscow (Russia), Portuguese Sports (Portugal), Greek Athletics (Cyprus), Feyenoord (Netherlands), Maribor (Slovenia), Leipzig (Germany), Kalabak (Azerbaijan).

Under the witness of Shevchenko and Toti, the top 32 were drawn into eight groups.

Group A: Benfica, Manchester United, Basel, Army;

Group B: Bayern, Atletico Madrid, Anderlecht, Celtics;

Group C: Liverpool, Barcelona, ​​Roma, Calabac;

Group D: Juventus, Paris, Olympiacos, Sporting Lisbon;

Group E: Sparta, Sevilla, Tottenham, Maribor;

Group F: Miners, Manchester City, Naples, Feyenoord;

Group G: Monaco, Porto, Besiktas, Leipzig;

Group H: Real Madrid, Chelsea, Porto, Greek Athletics.

Looking at his next three opponents, Long Shute felt a little reluctant.

What else can I play in Barcelona without Messi?

Suarez, Coutinho, Mascherano...

As the current Liverpool captain, are you considering giving these old guys some water?

The competition in the Champions League is so fierce that you don’t need to waste your energy here. Just... go home in the group stage, okay?

Well...it seems like he had already done this once when he played for AC Milan before?

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The wolf king Toti, who sent Rome to the Death Group, had a helpless smile on his face, but he heard a moment of comfort:

"Don't worry, Francesco, although Roma does not have you, it is also a strong team that cannot be underestimated!"

He smiled bitterly and shook his head and nodded:

"Thank you for your comfort, but..."

Long Shute blinked:

"Do you want to bet with me? The final ones who advance to the knockout stage must be Liverpool and Roma!"

Totti was excited and quickly sent a text message to his brother-in-law:

"Quick! Get Rome with everything you have to do!"

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"The one who won the UEFA European best player in the 2016-17 season is... Longshen!"

When UEFA President Alexander Cheferin announced the winner of the award at the end of the ceremony, the Slovenian lawyer did not forget to introduce it to Longshute:

"Anyone who is concerned about football will not forget what happened in the past year. We are witnessing the occurrence of miracles and legends with our own eyes.

200 goals in the league in a single season, 61 goals in the Champions League, and 339 goals in all competitions. Even Pele, who once scored a thousand goals, admitted that this is a devil!"

“Yes, I did say it.”

Accompanied by a sound, Brazilian football king Bailey walked up from behind with the help of his assistant:

"I have 339 goals in a season and have more than 5 goals per game. Even when I play in a warm-up match, I rarely achieve this efficiency.

I have to admit that the title of the king of football on my head will have to change my master from today.

Moreover, I am very sure that in the history of football that is not particularly long, and in the longer future, no one will surpass him! He is the eternal emperor of the football world!"

"Thanks."

Long Shute took the strange-shaped trophy from him, then raised his eyebrows:

“I accept your praise with gratitude.

Although some people will say that your praise often becomes a crow's mouth, and those who are praised by you will definitely encounter bad luck."

Bailey laughed.

Long Shute shrugged:

"But I like challenges, so, this challenge...I accepted it!"

"Dingdang!"

A crisp electronic sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

He almost forgot this sound:

"Main mission: Dominate the football world! The emperor of the ages!

Mission description: Winning 50 consecutive trophys at Liverpool, and losing the championship in any official event is not allowed!

Mission progress: 24%, 12 have been obtained.

Mission Reward: Male function gains lifetime enhancement.

Punishment for failure: lifelong..."

Long Shute couldn't help but want to smash the trophy to the ground!

Enough!

Your low-level and interesting slag system!

I'm going to be me!
Chapter completed!