778. Ball Demon! The King of Data!
"Congratulations to Liverpool! They won the 2016-17 European Champions League!"
Zhan Tianjun, who was already hoarse, returned to the most rational state at the end.
He couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the red waves that were rushing into the court:
"It seems that there is a cycle of reincarnation in the dark. After 12 years, the Red Army once again stood at the top of Europe!"
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“CHAMPIONS!”
When Longshute raised the big-eared cup high on behalf of Liverpool, Steven Gerrard, who was standing behind him, suddenly felt a tremor.
The tremor seemed to come from the depths of his soul. At this moment, he twitched in a difficult situation.
Gerald, 37, stood there.
His eyes were filled with his 25-year-old shadow.
It was the summer of 2005.
It was... the night in Istanbul.
I was in my prime at that time, and Liverpool at that time...
He had just fallen into memories when something cold was stuffed into his hand.
"Steven, are you going to cry again?"
"Damn it! Do you know how to respect the elderly and love the young?!"
Gerald laughed out loud, he pressed a kiss on the trophy and held it high.
He is the champion!
This is his second Champions League title!
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From Cardiff City to Liverpool, it is only about 200 kilometers away.
For the UK, which has a relatively developed highway system, it is only a 3-hour drive.
So, when the next morning, the red Liverpool Club bus drove from the Millennium Stadium to the highway, they encountered another red wave at the intersection!
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
The huge red banner seemed to cover the sun.
The even greater cheers completely blocked the world!
The Cardiff policeman guarding along the road looked like he was desperate.
This group of crazy traffic...has such privileges today!
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"Sighters, what you see now is the Liverpool Club bus that just won the UEFA Champions League championship...
According to the estimated data provided by the police, at least more than 3,000 private cars of fans formed the parade and returned to Liverpool in a mighty manner.
It is reported that they will also conduct a ring parade in Liverpool City, and will eventually hold a four-hour celebration performance at Anfield Stadium!”
Various media reported on Liverpool's return ceremony, while Long Shute gave the copyright of the exclusive live broadcast to local TV stations in Liverpool at a discounted price, provided that synchronous broadcasting is allowed on Chinese online platforms.
Looking at the rockets flying on the live broadcast platform and the luxurious sports car that kept roaring out, Crom Liu, the mastermind behind all this, nodded with satisfaction.
These rewards are discounted...it seems to be much more copyrighted than sold to Liverpool TV!
The people of the British Empire were so poor!
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When a player reaches the level of Long Shute, he doesn't need to spend money to hire a navy force to fuel the fire. All media will promote his reputation as if he is infused with chicken blood.
"The first football king in history deserves it! In front of him, Bailey and Old Horse are just a scumbag!"
"C Ronaldo collapsed and Messi was crying. The Long Ritian who made them tremble was completely back!"
"He is the number one true god of Liverpool! Fowler Rashda Glish collectively worships him!"
"Gerard: Without Longshute, there would be no New Red Army!"
"Salah: I have only one reason to come to Liverpool! That is to follow Longshute's footsteps!"
"Miniole: Boss Long will always be my boss!"
"Lovren: As long as there is Captain Dragon in front, my mother will no longer have to worry about me losing the ball!"
"Mane: Running with the dragon is the direction of freedom, chasing the power of dragons and lightning, no matter how great the risk is, no matter how great the dragon..."
"Ferguson: Liverpool is lucky because they have a Dragon Sex. Gerrard is lucky because he was able to return to Liverpool in the last few years of his career. And I am lucky because I have retired..."
"Wenger: In 2006, Arsenal scouts once discovered a star of hope at Chelsea's youth training base, but due to the damn labor certificate, we couldn't bring him to the Emirates Stadium. Yes, Long Shute is the most regrettable one among the players I almost signed!"
"Cavani: If Long Shute was my teammate, I would be willing to give him the penalty!"
"Nemar: If Long Shute was my teammate, he would never compete with me for a penalty kick!"
"Buffon: Liverpool should still lack goalkeepers, right? Miniole is already 29 years old, so he should find a successor like me!"
"Miniole:...Master, are you ten years older than me?!"
"Kane: If Long Shute is my teammate, I can score 300 in a season!"
"Pochettino: You TMD is dreaming! If Long Shute is a Tottenham player, how could the club appeal to you against their conscience?!"
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When Liverpool drove towards Liverpool in a mighty but orderly manner surrounded by more than 3,000 fan cars, various media summaries about Liverpool were already overwhelmed.
"Record! A total of 38 rounds of the Premier League!"
"Record! Winning all 13 games in the Champions League!"
"Record! FA Cup, League Cup wins!"
"Record! Keep winning all 65 games in a single season!"
"The most terrifying firepower! Scoring in double goals in 13 games!"
Among these reports, comments about Long Shute account for almost 80% of the space.
But no one would think this is unreasonable.
Because he deserves all the praise!
Let's review this crazy 2016-17 season together.
Except for the national team's call, who missed the fifth round of the league against Leicester City, Long Shute participated in the other 64 games - of course he did not play every minute of every game.
Premier League: 200 goals and 45 passes in 37 games;
England League Cup: 29 goals and 4 passes in 6 games;
FA Cup in England: 33 goals and 6 passes in 6 games;
England Community Shield: 2 goals and 1 pass in 1 game;
European Super Cup: 4 goals and 2 passes in 1 game;
UEFA Champions League: 13 games, 61 goals and 10 passes;
A total of 64 games participated, 339 goals and 67 passes!
Average of 5.296875 goals!
It's equivalent to scoring a goal every 17 minutes!
If considering that he has some games that are just substitutes, it only takes about 14 minutes for each goal!
Goal machine, record crusher, Ball King, Ball Fairy, Ball Ball Ball, Long Ritian, Long Aotian, Long Batian...
In addition to these titles, he has another nickname:
Those domestic fans who are familiar with martial arts stories gave him the "Ball Devil".
Because Long Shute is like the "sword demon" Dugu Qiubai, he travels all over the world and defeats all heroes. Then he looks back at the world, but finds that he is no longer invincible!
But unlike Dugu Qiubai, who chose to live in seclusion after being invincible in the world.
Long Shute is only 27 years old, and he has just entered his true peak!
No wonder a thought suddenly emerged around the world:
"The darkest period of football...is about to come!"
Because this darkness is red!
Chapter completed!