"Chinese Dragon...TMD performed another amazing rhythmic gymnastics performance!"

"Is this a marching handstand and a curved arm straight outside? Sorry, I can't continue because I'm just a football commentator..."

"Hey, the English Rhythmic Gymnastics Association? Get a professional commentator to me now!"

"Hello everyone, I just watched One Piece animation today. I feel that Long Ritian's ultimate move is a bit like Sanji possessed!"

...

When Long Shu churned 180 degrees in the air and his feet landed steadily, he saw Fellaini's curly hair trembling in Wembley's evening breeze a few meters away.

From the eyes and expressions of Manchester United midfielder, he already knew that there was no need to go to the goal again!

He just needs to stand there, hold his head high, and then slowly spread his arms!

Henderson and Larana picked him up one after another, and two good English friends could rub out strong hormones even though they were separated by one person...

"Get out of the way!"

Emre Jan from Germany pushed away two players who took the opportunity to stir up the kids, and then knelt down on one knee in front of Long Shute.

"Are you going to propose to me?"

Long Shute said with a smile.

"Boss, let me kiss your stinky feet!"

Zhan answered, while putting Boss Long's right foot on his thigh and wiping his ball boots hard:

"I also claim to be a master of barbs, but today I know that there is a heaven outside of heaven and there are people outside of people. You couldn't see the route of football at that time, right? How could you complete this damn shot?!"

Long Shute hugged his hands slightly in front of his chest, with a tone of a paranormal:

"This is the feeling of genius. It's hard for me to tell you in the language of mortals!"

This is of course a genius shot!

This is not an inverted gold hook completed with the foot surface, but a powerful smash from the heel!

The difficulty coefficient between the two...is almost equivalent to the difference between the Premier League and the Chinese Super League!

-

“…It should be…dead!”

In his more than 30 years of football career, Giggs has never seen such a goal.

Faced with such a shot with double inspiration and luck, he could only sit on the bench powerlessly.

The coaching staff members and the substitute players behind him were also desperate. Those substitute players even hoped that the head coach would not think of their names today!

-

Manchester United, who was behind three goals, was obviously in panic.

The players seemed to be extinguished by Long Shute's heel-blocking shot. Even De Gea, who has always liked to cheat, was a little doubtful about his life. As the acting head coach, Giggs was also distracted, let alone make some adjustments to the situation.

Liverpool, whose morale is booming, has no mercy. Their favorite thing... is to put down the wrong side when Manchester United is in a downturn!

Take his life while he is sick!

"Puchi, puchi, puchi!"

Firmino, Longshute, Emre Jane, when the first half was announced, the three Liverpool players stabbed Manchester United one after another.

Halftime…6-0!

Manchester United was not without resistance. At least De Gea saved two long shots from Coutinho and Moreno within 10 minutes, and also retrieved Lovren's header from the goal line, but still couldn't stop his teammates from assisting Liverpool!

Rojo and Smalling missed almost every goal, and Blind's head almost became an unprepared area. The 18-year-old Barrera... became an invisible person!

Manchester United fans have begun to leave the court in despair, while Liverpool fans sing their songs throughout every corner of Anfield!

-

After the second half began, De Gea almost became the only one in Manchester United who had not completely given up.

The Spanish goalkeeper almost transformed into eight-armed Nezha, guarding Manchester United's last fortress with his high connection and low stop.

He had already known that his efforts would not rewrite the situation, but he could not tolerate the city he guarded being blown away again and again by his opponent without any scruples!

Especially after Fellaini was sent off with a red card for a second foul on Longshute in the 48th minute, Manchester United's overall lineup almost collapsed!

"Jordan! Henderson! The Red Army's deputy shot more than 30 meters long! But he failed to cross De Gea's ten fingers!"

"Another long shot! This goal is in! Long Shute from the Chinese gymnastics team! The captain of the Red Army personally demonstrated to his teammates how to break through the gate guarded by De Gea!"

"Coutinho! 8-0! In terms of long-range shots, Li Guang never stayed behind! A full moon scimitar cut through the sky. Even though De Gea stretched out his arms, he still had no choice but to do nothing about this foot without solving the World Cup!"

"Inverted golden hook! From Emre Jan! Unfortunately, De Gea made both fists and used a move to push the window and look at the moon, keeping the German shot out!"

"Liverpool's offensive has not diminished at all. Long Shute, Henderson, pass directly! Larana goes down the bottom! The backward pass from the triangle! Firmino flew to snatch the shot! De... Gea! Or De Gea! Manchester United goalkeeper rejected Liverpool's goal again!"

"Ah, if it weren't for De Gea, today's score would have been double digits long ago..."

"Coutinho transfers a large scale! Larana bounces back to the middle! Emrejan! Heels knocks the ball! The one who catches the ball is... Long, Shu, Te! A trolley shot! This ball is in! 9-0!"

When Long Shute knocked the ball into the goal for the third time, David De Gea suddenly had the urge to retire.

9-0... Although today's ending does not seem to be worse than 11-1 in the last confrontation, De Gea thought of a FA Cup match three days later and a UEFA Cup second leg in seven days later... his heart is absolutely collapsed!

God... Why are you so cruel?!

Let me De Gea bear this humiliation?

Damn Real Madrid... Why didn't you poach me earlier?!

-

"I heard you look down on the Europa League?

Yes, so you don't even bother to score a goal!

So, you were ejaculated by us 9 times! Lalala!"

Liverpool fans have been mocking their old opponents in different ways.

If it were normal, Manchester United fans would definitely launch a counterattack as soon as possible, but today they began to leave the court in large numbers as early as the halftime break. Whenever Liverpool scored a goal, there were more Manchester United fans leaving the court.

When the game was over, there was almost no Manchester United fan in Anfield.

At least... the police and security breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't need to worry about the fans of both sides fighting in the stadium. As for after leaving the stadium, the terrain was not as complicated as the stadium, and it was relatively easy to control.

Fortunately, Manchester United fans left the court early, and they were so depressed that they didn't bother to fight with the cheerful Liverpool fans. They escaped the city as quickly as possible under the isolation of security personnel.

But... don't think that Manchester United fans have admitted defeat.

No matter how badly he loses, Manchester United will never show weakness to Liverpool, even if he is slapped in the face by his opponent in three seconds.

Several major fan groups recognized by Manchester United have made harsh words on their respective platforms:

"We solemnly remind Liverpool fans that in the next two away games, we hope they will not come to Manchester as a guest, otherwise, no one can guarantee that they can leave safely!"

"If Liverpool players want to continue their careers, we recommend that they have a good rest at Liverpool for a week!"
Chapter completed!