“…Crazy…”

When Long Shute scored his fourth goal in the second minute of injury time, Sky TV's commentator Alan Hansen could only spit out such a word.

Newcastle legend Alan Hiller, who was sitting next to him, could only shrug his shoulders powerlessly.

Only Carragher's face was full of blush after orgasm, and he shouted in his duck's voice:

"Scoring 4 goals in 7 minutes! Liverpool's new captain deserves this title!"

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Newcastle coach McLaren has long been speechless. 7 minutes ago, the score between the two sides was only 3-2. His team seemed to have a little more effort and he could get a valuable point at St James Stadium.

But in a blink of an eye, the score on the big screen became 8-2!

The guy wearing a red No. 8 jersey and a white captain's armband... took only 7 minutes to score 4 goals and bring indirect assists!

Sim Dejong, sitting on the bench, had long been wrapped in his cold-proof down jacket, but he still shivered in difficulty.

He suddenly felt a little glad that he was replaced in 78 minutes...

Look at the poor Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, and goalkeeper Elliott!

They will definitely not have a good sleep tonight!

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"To be honest, 80 minutes before the game, Long Shute's performance was really shocking. Many fans on the Internet joked that he was ruthless to his old comrades and couldn't bear to take action. Some people even believed that after a period of highlight performance, the Premier League team gradually became familiar with his characteristics and could restrict him with targeted arrangements and deployments..."

After the game, Zhan Tianjun smiled and concluded:

"But in the last 7 or 8 minutes, Long Shute still let us see the omnipotent Red Army No. 8! He passed the level alone twice, once a violent long shot, and once a direct free kick, plus an indirect assist. It took him only 7 minutes to overshadow the Dutch midfielder Wijnaldum, who performed well in the whole game, with a striking performance, and the Dutch midfielder Wijnaldum, who had a good performance in the whole game, was overshadowed!"

"I have to admit that I was a little worried 80 minutes ago. I thought he had some physical problems recently, so I was not very excited from the beginning, or I just officially took over the captain's armband and had too much psychological pressure... but it seems that I was thinking too much, hehe."

Zhang Lu also smiled:

"It's been nearly half the course of the Premier League. I didn't expect Long Shute's physical condition to be so outstanding. When he was pushing at full speed in the last few minutes, we can see that almost none of the Newcastle's defensive players could keep up with him, and even if they were on a bus, they couldn't stop him! This is also an important reason why he completely destroyed his opponent in just a few minutes!"

The Premier League is the league with the most goals, the fastest pace, and the most competitive. Even those weak teams can occasionally play wild on the territories of the championship, massacres, final kills, draws, big reversals, goal battles... These scenes are also common, and 8-2 is not a big score that shocks the world.

But the English media still cannot ignore the existence of Liverpool, because the status shown by the Red Army captain is really unpredictable to everyone!

BBC host Gary Reinkell is no exception. After this round of league, he specifically mentioned a data in his "Match Day" program:

"The Premier League has been held for 15 rounds this season, and Liverpool is still firmly ranked first in the standings. It seems that they want to spend this winter with the top half of the list, and Reds fans can definitely enjoy an extra happy Christmas.

In addition, we have to pay attention to such a data:

The new Red Army captain Long Shute has scored an astonishing 34 goals in his 11 league games, averaging more than 3 goals!

We often say that the Premier League goals are more difficult than other leagues, because the defense here is more fierce and the pace is faster, but... China Dragon, who has played in Serie A and Bundesliga for many years, slapped us hard!

He only took 11 league games to score goals that most forwards could not complete in two seasons!

And... he also sent 13 assists!"

The guest sitting opposite him, Manchester United legendary captain Gary Neville looked like he was unlucky:

"I can only say that maybe the league championship this season has suspense, but...at least the best player and the candidate for the league Golden Boot... there is no suspense anymore! Even if he goes home to rest now, the judges will still send the trophy to his door after the season ends!"

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The Chinese crazy dragon rages the Premier League, and such news is no longer the news, because Long Shute has shown such ambition since the first league game.

Even the Chinese media who knows him best, like most public opinion, believes that after joining Liverpool, he will have to go through at least a period of adaptation and running-in period before he can slowly return to his peak.

Not to mention anything else, he hasn't played a formal game for more than a year, so he must have to find a feeling, right?

But... Long Shute was so unreasonable that he rushed to the highway track from the first game!

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34 goals in 11 games, and 13 assists...

Of course, Ronaldo and Messi also saw such data.

They even accepted interviews from reporters and asked what they were thinking now.

Messi's answer is as low-key as ever:

"I never care about other people's performance, I just want to be myself."

Ronaldo's answer is more in line with his domineering and confident personality:

"I'm very happy that that excellent top player is back, because only such a dragon is worthy of being my opponent! But... if you want to fight me, he may have to wait for a while."

The reason why Ronaldo dares to say this is because he knows it very well.

Real Madrid has advanced to the Champions League group stage, while Liverpool... is still hanging out in the Europa League!

The two of them won't meet at least this season!

Hahaha!

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Four days after sweeping Newcastle 8-2, Liverpool's rotation lineup rushed to Switzerland to participate in the sixth group stage of the UEFA Cup.

This is December 10. The British Isles were already cold and frozen, while Switzerland, with lower latitudes, was significantly warmer.

The Reds have long been undisputedly locked in the top spot in the group, and Sion, the runner-up in the Swiss League, has also determined the second place in the group. The significance of this game is not as important as imagined.

Since it has nothing to do with life and death, both sides tacitly sent out a substitute lineup to try to play a tacit ball.

The result is indeed very tacit.

Sion, who played at home, scored two goals, while Liverpool, who was a visit to Switzerland, achieved the lowest consumption result.

2-5.

Long Shute, who has been "criticized" recently, is still "sluggish". He only scored two goals and one assist in the first 60 minutes. When he wanted to "refresh his spirit" and "make meritorious service", he was surprised to find that the fourth official on the sidelines had already raised the sign of substitution...

"I'm playing hard to get, I want to suppress it first! You Rogers also calls yourself a tactical genius, and you can't even see such a simple plan?!"

Captain Long threw his armband to Henderson in anger, and then sat on the bench with a dark face.

Rogers raised his chins to his team members, and a group of big men immediately surrounded Long Shute's side.

"Long, look, it's Christmas soon. You've worked hard for half a season. Brendan is also afraid that you will be tired, so he will give you more rest!"

"Yes, yes, Emma has returned to China too. You young couples are usually together, but now they can finally get together, so hurry up and spend time with her!"

"Yes, yes, this marriage takes time to maintain. No matter how much you earn or how famous you are, if you always separate from each other, no matter how good your relationship is at the beginning, you will have to separate and part with each other."

"Yes, yes, you can't learn from Lovren..."

Long Shute couldn't help rolling his eyes as he heard these guys getting further and further:
Chapter completed!