459 , The Secret Killer
On April 20, Bayern Munich, who had a half-rottling lineup, beat Hannover 96 9-0 away. Long Shute, who started, scored a hat trick and contributed an assist, and his condition improved significantly.
But apart from Bayern and his personal fans, there seems not much attention to the game.
Most people are focused on the Allianz Arena three days later. Compared to the meaningless abuse, they hope to enjoy the battle between the two universe teams as soon as possible!
Some people even curled their lips disdainfully:
"Long Shute now only plays data on weak teams. What is the difference between this shameless behavior and Ronaldo?!"
"Bayern won the championship eight rounds ahead of schedule. He still has to start every game. It's embarrassing to come out to abuse the food!"
"I got the Golden Boots by luck last season. This season, I was really exposed. I didn't even score two goals in the knockout stage. It's true that he is the most tragic Mr. Golden Ball in history!"
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Of course, they would never dare to make such a sound in front of Long Shute.
Even though he failed to win in the previous two games with Juventus, Long Shute still led the scorer list with 17 goals, while Ronaldo and Messi ranked second and third with only 11 and 8 goals. Even in the next three games, Long Shute continued to continue the embarrassing record of goal drought, and other competitors could not stop him from winning the Champions League Golden Boot Award...
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"Boys, this is our training program today."
Heinx pointed to the basketball court behind him and said to his disciples with a smile.
"Are you wrong?"
Ribery, who was 1.7 meters tall, was the first to complain, and others also echoed:
"Tomorrow is the game against Barcelona. You let us play basketball?!"
"Please, coach, I don't want to play basketball at all!"
"We'd better practice the free kick tactics again?"
Even Ram, who has outstanding basketball skills, couldn't help but complain:
"Coach, are you just trying to paralyze the smokescreen that Barcelona has released?"
Heinx shook his head with a serious look on his face:
"This is a scientific training plan I have formulated. Who dares to object? Then go to the reserve team to play the Champions League!"
"I dare not, I dare not!"
Long Shute and others surrendered repeatedly. Although Eunuch Hai was a good man, the players did not dare to joke easily about such things. They quickly changed into their own equipment and started warm-up activities.
"Oh, by the way," Assistant Coach Hermann also smiled, "In order to achieve better training results, we borrowed several main players from the basketball team, and they will conduct confrontation practices with you..."
Ribery, who was changing his sneakers, immediately let out a wail.
Bayern Munich has never been just a football club, they also have basketball, volleyball, badminton, and chess teams...
With strong funds, these projects do not dominate the domestic position like the football field, but they still maintain this good competitiveness in their respective fields. Although the basketball team was only promoted to the top league in 2011, they soon entered the league and qualified for the Champions League next season. How could a scum like Longshute who has not even learned dribbling against those professional basketball players?
Then they heard another assistant Grand add:
"I am a player from the women's team. If you don't want to practice, you can go to rest."
"Practice! Practice!"
Ribery jumped up with a "lift" sound from the bench:
"Football players who don't want to play basketball are not good men!"
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"puff!"
Long Shute, who was rushing forward on the basketball court, bumped into two soft objects.
The force is mutual. The female basketball player opposite was knocked away by him, and he himself was bounced back lightly and sat on the ground.
"Isn't this a foul?"
While rubbing his butt, Long Shute recalled the feeling he had just now. It was wrong, and he complained to the referee:
"She dribbled the ball and hit someone! No! It was a blocking foul!"
The referee was the basketball coach, who slapped Long Shute in the head:
"This is the most basic pick-and-roll, right?! At your level, if you come to our basketball team, you won't even benched!"
Long Shute shook his slap in anger:
"When I learned to dribble and shoot, I will see me killing them alone in and out of seven, and I will be in and out of seven!"
Mueller, standing outside, couldn't help but cover his face:
"You really don't have any basketball talent! Look at me, how relaxed and easy the dribble under your crotch, it's Jordan's rebirth!"
"Jordan is still alive!"
"Ah!" Muller suddenly screamed.
The basketball jumped to the side, but he knelt on the floor while covering his legs...
Dribbling under the crotch... is also risky!
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In fact, when this training officially started, everyone had already understood the coaching team's intentions in conjunction with the training focus during this period.
Barcelona is the most famous technical team in Europe. Their ground control and propulsion capabilities are unique. Even Bayern, who has many superstars, cannot be compared with them. After all, more than half of the players in Barcelona have been influenced by passing and controlling football in La Macia since their youth training. It is difficult for a second team to compare with this habit and tacit understanding.
So Bayern Munich has to take advantage of their only weakness: height.
As we all know, except for the central defender, most of Barcelona players are around 1.7 meters. Faced with Bayern, who is generally around 1.8 meters tall, they are undoubtedly at a great disadvantage in their height.
However, their defense line is stretched due to various problems, just like Bayern last season...
Captain Puyor is old and suffers injuries like Mascherano. Left defender Abidal is absent for a long time due to continuous tumor surgery. Adriano has accumulated yellow cards and has to suspend the game. Their defense line cannot even make up a complete four-player combination...
Heinx's intention is very obvious, that is, to use high-altitude balls to kill these small Spanish men!
So after the players kissed and played basketball for an hour with the women's basketball girls, they reluctantly started the real training content...
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On April 22, Long Shute participated in a press conference before the game.
Facing the question from a Catalan reporter, he seemed very low-key:
"In the last two league games, I have regained some form and scored several goals, but you are also right. Both opponents are very weak and cannot prove that I have returned to my best condition. Facing Barcelona, who has won the La Liga championship early, I am very worried about whether I can break the embarrassing record of not winning in both Champions League games. I hope God can bring me some good luck..."
The reporters got what they wanted with satisfaction.
Look, Bayern No. 8 has already admitted defeat!
Chinese who believe in Marxism actually pray for protection from God!
Barcelona will definitely step on the body of the defending champion and meet with their archenemy Real Madrid in the final!
This Champions League will become the national derby of Spain!
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Compared to another match, Bayern and Barcelona are of course more eye-catching.
After all, the rise of Dortmund is only a matter of two short seasons, Bayern Munich is the benchmark for German football. What's more, Barcelona is still the universally recognized cosmic team in recent years. Compared with Real Madrid, which has fallen to the top 16 for six consecutive years (2005-2011), I don't know how many levels it has been...
Chapter completed!