432、French kiss
"Bastian!"
"Bastian!"
"Bastian!"
On the evening of November 7, a warm cheer sounded over the Allianz Arena.
Just 4 minutes and 20 seconds passed before the start of this game, and some fans were still looking for their seats slowly. Bayern's deputy, Bastian Schweinsteiger, blasted the opponent's goal with a free kick!
"pretty!"
He Wei, who was in charge of the commentary in the live broadcast room, exclaimed:
"If you just turned on the TV, I'm afraid you'll feel sorry for your concept of time, because the piglet's free kick just now was very beautiful."
"That's right." Today's guest was not his official partner Xu Yang, but Bayern supporter Tao Wei. He obviously had a much deeper understanding of his deputy captain than He Wei:
"Schweiingsteiger is often considered to be able to shoot a powerful long shot that only hits a back row, but today he showed his delicate footwork through this free kick. He did not choose to shoot vigorously, but unexpectedly rubbed a clear arc. Such a goal is somewhat similar to Beckham's free kick back then, which is really a visual enjoyment!"
Tao Wei was still savoring the enjoyment just now, and Bayern's offensive came again.
As the front midfielder, Long Shute actively robbed. He directly broke the football from Rozenal, who was the back midfielder, and then threw it into Ribery who was in front of the left. The Frenchman turned offside and formed a single shot. He did not observe Pizarro's running position, and he swung his legs and shot 2-0 without hesitation!
Scar Man excitedly gave a blowing kiss to his wife in the stands, but Long Shute patted his shoulder from behind:
"Hey, have you ever thought about the final celebration?"
Ribery was slightly stunned. Only then did he understand what his teammate meant. He scratched the back of his head embarrassedly:
"I was just kidding, dragon..."
Long Shute looked serious:
"I'm not kidding, let's make a big deal together!"
"Yes, Frank, I'll help you too!"
Robben's big bald head also came over:
"But...if we play against Real Madrid in the knockout round, you must also score five goals for me!"
Ribery and Long Shute glanced at each other:
Scoring five goals alone in front of Real Madrid? This big bald man is probably crazy?
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"Ah, look at the Roberto Trident hugging each other to celebrate the first time. Bayern fans should be very moved, right?"
As a Real Madrid fan, He Wei didn't know that these three guys were ready to aim their butcher knife at the Galaxy battleship he supported...
Tao Wei nodded with relief:
"Yes, because Long Shute and Robben were injured one after another, there were not many opportunities for cooperation in Trident this season, but today we can see them performing on the same stage."
The Trident performance has just begun, and the enjoyment of more than 70,000 Bayern fans has just begun.
In the 11th minute, Ram cut off Hamburg's breakthrough from the right and passed the ball straight to Robben in front. Old Man Robben dribbled the ball from the side with three steps and twisted and turned, and the Hamburg defensive player came to the bottom line of the penalty area.
His position is no longer suitable for shooting, so he will most likely choose to cross the line next, so Hamburg's defense line quickly divided into two groups to complete the defense: two defenders blocked Muller and Pizarro in front of the goal, and two midfielders stuck Long Shute's way from behind. There was also a midfielder who was responsible for guarding Schweiingsteiger. Captain Pig's long-range shooting skills were known in the Bundesliga.
But Robben did not choose the two forwards at the front point, nor did he choose the two midfielders who were far behind, but unexpectedly kicked a pass over the top!
The football flew over Mueller's head and found Ribery who rushed into the penalty area from the left!
The Frenchman, who was only 1.7 meters tall, pushed hard and the football hit the net!
3-0!
Ribery scored twice!
After scoring two goals in a row, Ribery was highlighted by Lille, but he was still active.
In the 17th minute, with the help of cross-running with Long Shute, he threw away the defense and broke into the penalty area, and put on a strong attack on the back line, but in the end he passed the ball to Pizarro, who had already run out of the room, completely disrupting the rhythm of Lill's entire defense!
The Peruvian veteran did not waste this hard-earned opportunity and made a quick win by pushing the empty goal! 4-0!
Bayern has fully grasped the situation of the game, and the subsequent games are simply as good as they can.
In the 23rd minute, Long Shute made a foul in a breakthrough, and Robben's free kick from the right jumped into the dead corner 5-0.
In the 28th minute, Muller made a diagonal pass from the right rib, Ram from the side crossed the middle, and Pizarro scored a goal, 6-0!
In the 32nd minute, Schweinsteiger made a long pass in the middle and backcourt, and Ram's high-speed insertion and accurate crossing were made. Pizarro headed before the opponent's defender cleared the ball!
7-0!
Veteran Pizarro, who completed his first Champions League hat-trick in his career, took off his jersey, kicked off the corner flagpole, roared at the fans in the stands, and then a louder cheer!
"No one would have thought that the best performance in this game so far is not Long Shute, Ribery and Robben, but veteran Pizarro who rarely gets the starting chance..."
He Wei, who is usually responsible for commenting on the La Liga, doesn't know this old guy at all, so he can only turn his attention to his partner.
Of course Tao Wei talked:
"Pissaro just transferred to Bayern this summer. At that time, there were not many people optimistic about his future. Both the media and experts believed that he came to Bayern to retire. After all, he is indeed very old, and Bayern already has two powerful centers, Gomez and Mandzukichi. Even if he fights on multiple fronts this season, it will be difficult for him to play in important games.
But no one would have thought that Gomez suffered a serious injury just at the beginning of the new season, Mandzukichi became an unstoppable starter, and Pizarro became an important rotation player. Before this game, Mandzukichi had to be absent due to a sudden illness, and he unexpectedly got the opportunity to start in the Champions League.
Even so, no one would think that he could be the focus. After all, behind him was the world's top offensive combination, including a Mr. Golden Globe.
But Pizarro did it. He used his wonderful performance of scoring three goals in 15 minutes to tell the world that although his brilliance is not as dazzling as his teammates, he is still worthy of Bayern Munich's uniform!"
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"Hey, this script is not right!"
The only one who asked questions was Ribery, who pulled Long Shute and kept mumbling:
"I agreed to let me kill all sides. Why is Pizarro even more powerful than me?"
"What qualifications do you have to complain? His first goal was your assist, right?"
Long Shute first complained, and then comforted him:
"But don't worry, Lille has collapsed, I will continue to assist you."
Of course, his judgment was not wrong. He had already lost seven goals in a row before the half was over. No matter how strong the psychological quality of the Lille team soldiers was, they would inevitably become unstoppable.
Their defense line has long been riddled with holes!
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"Frank...Ribery!"
"Ribery!"
"Ribery!"
When the game came to the 83rd minute, Ribery finally scored his fifth goal, and Bayern's team scored 12th goal.
This is the first time in his career that he scored five goals in a single game, and it may become the only time he will - because this is the result of Long Shute giving up shooting and concentrating on feeding him cakes. There will never be such a chance again.
The French Scar Man hugged his teammates who had given him three assists with celebrating with satisfaction. Then he held Long Shute's head and pouted...
"What are you... going to do?!"
Long Shute looked at the long and narrow scar on his teammate's right cheek and couldn't help but shout.
But before he finished speaking, a hot feeling touched his face!
Long Shute's whole body was stiff, and a cold current spread from his cheeks throughout his body!
All the roars of the French were heard in his ears:
"I TMD love you so much! Dear Dragon!"
The trembling Long Shute wiped the saliva from his face in anger:
I asked you to design celebration actions, why do you want to kiss me?
Do you think you were Gary Neville or Stephen Gerard?
Chapter completed!