355. The Craziest Goal Machine in the Bundesliga
On April 14, Bayern welcomed his 31st round of the league at home, Mainz.
Their game was scheduled to be at 7:00 pm, and before the game began, they already knew the results of their competitors, Dortmund.
Perhaps due to the influence of the last round of league, at Ao Going Schalke Stadium, the Hornets were tied 1-1 by the opponent, and the situation of defending the title was bleak.
If Bayern wins this game, their lead will reach 5 points, and the league championship is almost a foregone conclusion!
This good news made all the players more excited, and the Bundesliga champion's salad plate seemed to be in front of you!
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"Since we will play against Real Madrid in the Champions League semi-final next Wednesday, Heinx has hidden a considerable number of main players in this game. Many players including captains Ram, Ribery, Gomez, and Kroos can only sit on the bench. Rafinia, Contento, Timoshchuk, Olic, Schweinsteiger and other players enter the starting lineup..."
Duan Yixuan sat in the media box at Allianz Arena and was expounding the game:
"Like Bayern, Mainz has also undergone a large rotation..."
Then he pronounced a lot of player names that most fans had never heard of, which made him almost bit his tongue.
Guest Tao Wei shook her head:
"In the away game, Mainz actually sent a substitute team. I really don't know what their head coach is thinking?"
Who knows?
Although Mainz, ranked 11th, will not fall into the relegation zone because of a failure, such hasty lineup rotation is indeed inconceivable.
But... what does this have to do with Long Shute?
He won't show mercy just because the opponent is a substitute!
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"Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!"
There was only a simple sound echoing over the Allianz Arena, but it shook the entire court slightly in shock.
Amid the cheers of the mountains and tsunamis, Long Shute is receiving a bow from 69,000 viewers!
Look at the data on the big screen, he deserves such cheers and worship!
In the first half, Bayern Munich 7-0!
Long Shute completed his big four joy in 45 minutes!
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"Mainz head coach Tuchel must regret it very much. Why did he choose a rotation before this game?"
Duan Yixuan laughed and mocked the coach who is still unknown:
"Because of his negligence, Bayern Munich won another big score!"
Tao Wei also had a smile on his face:
"Klopp may protest. Tuchel's behavior is no different from putting in the wrong hands on Dortmund. They are simply giving away three-pointers! And they also helped Long Shute complete a record that is enough to be recorded in history!"
Duan Yixuan nodded repeatedly:
"That's right, Long Shute scored the fourth goal of this game in the 43rd minute of the first half, and his league goals in this season officially reached 40 goals... In Bundesliga history, only Gadmüller has reached this number. From now on, Long Shute will share the honor of the Bundesliga No. 1 scorer with German Bombers!"
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This is why only one sound can be heard in the Allianz Arena.
When Long Shute completed his 40th goal, all the fans stood up collectively under the reminder of the live broadcast and gave the warmest applause to this Chinese player who was standing side by side with history. Even Ruménig, Heness, and Gede Muller in the VIP seat were also full of smiles.
"You lunatic!"
Gomez, who watched a goal performance on the bench, complained loudly:
"When I'm not on the court, I'll try to score goals! Are you shameless? The opponent is just a relegation team! And it's a substitute! Can you give them a way out!"
"Agree, you are a typical abuse of food, and the media will definitely criticize you,"
Ribery, who is also a substitute, pretended to read a news title:
"The data proves that Chinese dragons can only abuse vegetables, but when they encounter strong teams, they become soft-legged shrimps!"
The French tone caused a burst of joy to echo in the locker room.
"Okay OK, don't make fun of the dragon anymore,"
Ram, as the captain, made suggestions while smiling:
"In order to congratulate him on his 40 league goals, we want a celebration move, which requires multiple people to complete together, how about it?"
"Very good, I'm doing this!"
Mueller stood up in high spirits:
"Please be sure to hand this task over to me the genius Thomas!"
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Since he had already led 7-0 in the first half and there was no suspense in the game, Heinx did not need to make any tactical adjustments. He talked and laughed with several assistants, slowly returned to the locker room, but saw the players gathered together to study something.
Mueller, who was surrounded in the middle, was the most beautiful, and he even danced on the bench and danced...
Then the onlookers shook their heads:
"no!"
"First oppose!"
“This is too complicated!”
Eunuch Hai coughed and asked:
"What are you doing?"
Mueller didn't look back:
"This is a secret, I won't tell you!"
Eunuch Hai couldn't help but be stunned:
Maybe I've been a fake head coach?
Why does this monkey look like this?!
Do you really think that I, Joseph Heinx, is easy to bully?
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After the second half began, Bayern still had the situation on the court.
But it is obvious that almost everyone subconsciously passes the ball to Long Shute, who is standing in the front midfielder, and even Robben, who has always been addicted to the solo.
After nearly a season of getting along, Bayern players have become convinced by this young teammate. When the league is about to end, they are willing to help him surpass the celebrities and create history!
Although Mainz's defense has improved compared to the first half, with such strong firepower support, how could Long Shute not score?
Just 15 minutes into the second half, Long Shute scored his fifth goal in this game, refreshing the number of league goals this season to 41!
"Congratulations to Long Shute! He officially surpassed the German legend, the most famous goal machine in football history, the bomber Gate Muller! He became the player with the most goals in Bundesliga history in a single season! He made history! He became history!"
Duan Yixuan roared hysterically, his appearance was even more excited than Long Shute himself!
Sixty-nine thousand spectators in the stands stood up again and sent even warmer applause to the player who set a record...
When the applause was the warmest, the Bayern players who were raising their celebrating suddenly fell to the ground one by one!
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..."
In a blink of an eye, six or seven people had already lying down in front of Long Shute!
"Is this...what is it a celebration? Is it a sudden suicide celebration?"
After all, Duan Yixuan has been hosting "The World Football" for many years, and he has seen many markets. He immediately remembered the top ten celebration methods that he had played.
Fortunately, the director quickly switched the camera in the sky, resolving everyone's doubts.
"Aha, this is a number...41! Bayern players are celebrating Longshute's 41st league goal together, congratulating him on completing a new record that is insurmountable!"
In high altitude shots, this number is very clear.
Olic forms the left side of 4, Robben and Alaba form a horizontal line, while Tymoshchuk and Schweinsteig form a vertical line, and Boateng and Contento form a thick and long 1.
Bud, who was a step slower, could only lie at the end alone. After seeing this, Thomas, a genius who planned it all, simply rolled into a ball at his feet, and the two of them formed a huge exclamation mark together...
41!
Neuer, the farthest goalkeeper, arrived the last time, and he slapped his head and lay down to the sky with a "snap", adding a long underscore underneath "41!".
This celebration pattern just used up ten players...
And this huge pattern is placed in front of Long Shute!
Chapter completed!