"Thirteen goals inspiring! Bayern Munich once again staged a crazy massacre!"

"This is not a football game! This is Bayern Munich's goal performance!"

"Poor Freiburg! We all cry for you at this moment!"

"Breaking the record for the largest score difference between the mainstream leagues! The King of Nan returns to the peak!"

"After the hat trick, I'll be happy again! Super Mario is in a hot state!"

"Gomez, who harvests wheat! Bayern's top offensive player is not only Roberon!"

"Why did the best player bow to the Chinese dragon for two consecutive rounds? The mysterious Eastern power?"

...

Sure enough, in the post-match interview, Best Player Gomez was asked this question.

The handsome German guy who had recombed his head shape raised his chin and showed a charming and sunny smile:

"This is an interesting little game between me and Long, who predicts my goals..."

"Oh...he guessed it right?"

The reporter was a little unbelievable.

Gomez nodded and shook his head: "If I take the penalty, his prediction will come true..."

His answer made a group of reporters even more speechless:

Who has such confidence... predicts that teammates can score five goals in one game?

Even Messi and Ronaldo scored like goals and kept setting major records, and were able to complete five goals in a single game.

You know... The most professional spinach company in Europe has a higher odds for Gomez to score five goals than Freiburg's away defeat to Bayern!

How did he predict this Chinese player?

These reporters went to find the parties involved to ask questions and answers, but Long Shute directly kicked the accelerator and drove his Audi R8 to "rumble" and left the Allianz Arena.

-

Although Wednesday was the Champions League group stage with Villarreal four days later, Heinquez, who has absolute confidence, was still very relieved to give the players a day off.

Long Shute lived a bit of a waste of time this day: he only had two hours of training...

He was a little distressed.

He is not worried about the punishment for women's clothing, he is worried about how to change the apprenticeship function of himself...

He can only use one teammate at a time, and only one learning partner can be changed within a month. He has used Robben and Ribery once before, but these two world-class wingers have been injured one after another. This experience has forced him to be more cautious...

If the person you are learning is always injured, then this valuable apprenticeship function is quite useless.

So he spent a morning carefully analyzing the technical characteristics of all teammates in the team, and then determined the target he could become a disciple.

Mario Gomez.

This super forward who has been in the top three Bundesliga scorer list for many years is indeed worth learning from.

The skill he wants to learn...of course it is shooting!

Yes, Long Ritian is about to start his legendary career as a super shooter!

How can a player who is determined to become a top superstar, not be able to shoot?

-

September 12th.

Long Shute officially started special training on shooting skills.

Fortunately, after training, Gomez's health was still very healthy, which made Long Shute breathe a sigh of relief.

Unfortunately, this powerful German striker was not very interested in extra training, so he only completed the training content arranged by the coaching staff and drove away.

Long Shute had no choice but to practice with a few players such as Tymoshchuk, Muller, Schweinsteiger for half an hour, and then bid farewell to each other.

Before leaving the training base, Mueller seemed to have something to say, but he didn't open his mouth in the end.

It was not until the afternoon of the 13th that he finally found Long Shute.

Mueller smiled and hugged his teammates' shoulders:

"I think you must be a man who believes in words, right?"

Before Long Shute could react to what this sentence meant, he threw a travel bag over.

"These are three clothes I have treasured for many years, you can choose one!"

"..." Long Shute looked at the colorful women's clothing speechlessly.

Mueller patted his shoulder: "A person must be trustworthy in his words and spitting out is a nail!"

"..." Long Shute threw away his travel bag, "You German... what nails are you spitting out?!"

-

Bayern captain Philip Ram had just discussed some things with coach Heinx about rotation in the two-line battle, so he was the last to enter the locker room.

When he opened the door to the locker room, he bumped into two soft things!

"What's this?!"

He subconsciously stretched out his hands and kneaded two handfuls of the two towering hills...

Captain Bayern, who had long had children, immediately realized that he had made a huge mistake.

"I'm so sorry! I definitely didn't offend you on purpose, Miss!"

Captain Bayern lowered his head with a blushing face and bowed to the opponent 90 degrees like Mikishi Usa when he first arrived at the team!

Then what greeted him... was the laughter of the entire locker room!

Ram then realized:

This is a man's locker room. Even the player's wife or girlfriend will not be brought in during formal training... Why do you have such a tall and soft chest?!

He raised his head and carefully identified the guy who was over 1.8 meters tall in front of him.

Then he shouted:

"Oh! Dragon! You pervert! Why are you dressed like this? What is this? Why does it feel so soft? Let me touch it again!"

-

This day is Bayern's routine training open day, so the "in charge of the Bayern team" Thomas Mueller supervised the execution of the previous punishment.

More than 50 media outlets were stunned to see a guy wearing a tight women's jersey, ultra-short hot pants, plus lace suspenders, and a turbulent squid. He was training for half an hour on the court...

After the security guards dispersed them, they couldn't help asking:

"Who is that pervert?!"

-

In the rented apartment, Liu Jiayuan looked at the video in his hand with a headache, but didn't know what to do.

His duty in Munich is to transfer Longshute's daily training, competitions, or other activities back to China as soon as possible, but today he was in trouble...

Such an imprudent outfit obviously cannot be broadcast in serious and formal sports news...

Moreover, today, Long Shute is a banner figure in Chinese football and even the entire sports field. Such a picture will definitely affect his personal image!

But if they hide themselves and don't post, their peers will definitely rush to report. No matter what seriousness they are, as long as they can attract attention and increase clicks, even if they write "Shock! The Chinese captain was humiliated by the entire Bayern team!", "Sadly! More than 20 German men openly ** a 21-year-old Chinese girl!" They don't care...

After thinking for a long time, Liu Jiayuan finally sent this "precious" women's clothing information to his domestic colleagues thousands of miles away.

Anyway... the decision to broadcast is in the hands of those people!

Such a news broadcast in the "Sports News" column at 6 pm that day.

"Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich conducted routine public training at 15 pm local time, and Chinese player Long Shute was particularly eye-catching..."

After all, it is the banner of the entire Chinese football. This video immediately went viral in the domestic fan circle, and then various pictures, gif animations, and even special emoticons came in rush.

Those fans who only like Longshute but not Bayern wailed:

"I've said a long time ago, don't join Bayern Munich! Now, it's only a month since my cold and arrogant Long Ritian... has been transformed into a funny guy by Muller, the second child!"
Chapter completed!