The ninth eighty-fifth cute, this is too ridiculous
Second update
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Lord Love Saint? Why do I always think something is wrong with this title? Li Yan feels that behind the magic doctor Satoshi is a huge pear, which is as big as a mountain.
Li Yan smiled bitterly and said, "What's the matter?"
The genius doctor bowed his hand, showing a sorry expression on his face, and then said, "Actually... Juxianzhuang Heroes Conference is a strategy of the young old man, the purpose is to lure you out, and then see how you deal with the two girls Ding Minjun and Cheng Yaojia. From your attitude towards them, you can see how your emotional intelligence is."
He paused at this point and then said, "Now the old man finally understands that the emotional intelligence of Lord Love Saint is simply in heaven, how many times can I hear it in the world?" He pointed to Azhu and Xu Zhu brought by Li Yan, pointed to Ding Minjun and Cheng Yaojia who were holding Li Yan's legs, then pointed to You Tanzhi who was holding Li Yan's waist, and a large number of female heroes around him, and sighed: "Love Saint is the man I have ever seen in my life who is the best at attracting girls."
Li Yan was sweating profusely, saying that it was not my reason, and I did nothing. It was because you gathered so many ugly men to highlight me. He laughed dryly and said, "First of all, I am not a love saint. Again, my emotional intelligence is not a full score, but a negative score. Don't ask me for any emotional intelligence matters."
Doctor Sato said: "Lord Love Saint is the most humble person I have ever seen in my life, but it is useless for you to be humble. The current scene has fully demonstrated your strength. It is simply amazing!"
Li Yan covered his face.
Doctor Sato said: "It is inconvenient to speak here, please go to the inner hall to discuss it."
Li Yan thought: I also want to ask you about the Xiaoyao Sect, and I really need to find a quiet place to talk. Well, let’s first listen to what you said in a mess. Although my emotional intelligence is negative, if I can put some effort into it, I will put some.
He greeted Shangxuzhu and Azhu, and dragged three girls who were holding him and refused to let go. Li Yan was sweating profusely and finally got into the small room prepared by Doctor Sato. Outside, a large group of ugly men rushed to the door and window and cried bitterly. Doctor Sato waved his hand and scolded, "Why are you crying? You have no chance! Let's go away, otherwise don't blame me for not treating you if you are injured in the future."
This sentence is extremely lethal, and the ugly men dispersed with a whistle.
Li Yan pointed helplessly at the three girls who were still holding him. Doctor Sato said, "I can't threaten these people. Women who are crazy about love can even refuse their lives. What's the use of my medical skills to threaten them?"
Li Yan was sweating profusely, how could he prevent these three girls from hugging him? He thought to himself: Of course, he just clicked the acupoint and threw it away. This is the safest thing, so he stretched out his hand and thought of pointing out.
But I heard the miracle doctor Sato suddenly say, "Lord Qingsheng has such a high emotional intelligence, just three girls say one word."
Hearing him say this, Li Yan couldn't click his hand anymore, and thought to himself: Could it be that if I, Li Yan, will always touch acupoints when dealing with girls in the future? This will not help me improve my emotional intelligence. I am a person who has read the strange book "The Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes". Is it really good to use the worst strategy of touching acupoints to deal with girls? No. This is an opportunity to exercise my emotional intelligence. What kind of words should I use to prevent them from pestering me?
Li Yan racked his brains and thought for a long time, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed and said evilly: "Let go, otherwise you will look like eighteen!" Li Yan's move is a big killer weapon. It has always been useful when facing the girl. I don't know how many girls are threatened by his move that they dare not move.
Sure enough, as soon as he said this, Ding Minjun let go, but was not scared, but deliberately hugged him hard again before letting go, his face flushed, and he said in a charming voice: "Hey, I didn't let go. Instead, I hugged him hard. If you are a gentleman who keeps your promises, you must come and put me in the form of eighteen... Waiting for you in the room tonight..." After saying that, he threw a charming look and ran away happily.
Cheng Yaojia's face turned red in an instant. Then he turned purple and let go of his hand holding Li Yan in shock, took two steps, then turned shyly and ran away, ran a few steps, then turned his head and whispered: "You look like you... I want... I want... I want... After you get married... you come to my house to hire you..." He ran away without a trace.
In the end, only You Tanzhi was left, who was hugging her waist. She was the only one who didn't run away, but finally let go of her hand and stood down beside her and said, "The little girl must do what she told me not to hug her. If you tell me not to hug her, I won't hug her. If you ask me to pose for eighteen, I will just pose... But Grandpa Su is here, and now he is not very good at placing her. When there are few people..."
"Puff!" Li Yan sprayed tea.
Doctor Sato said: "Love Saint is indeed so powerful. He defeated three women in one sentence. If I had such a powerful speaking art as you, why would I worry about the fight between several tigresses in my family?"
Li Yan wiped sweat, but found that his sleeves were soaked and his sweat could not be removed: "Doctor Satoshi, let's talk about the serious business."
The doctor Sato said: "Okay, let's talk about the serious business. This time I look for Lord Love Saint, mainly because I hope Lord Love Saint can help me and save my Xiaoyao Sect from dire straits."
Li Yanqi said: "What's wrong with the Xiaoyao Sect? What do I need to save?"
Doctor Sato sighed: "This matter is a long story, so I'll just say it simply... My Xiaoyao Sect is in trouble and urgently needs a hero with invincible emotional intelligence to help solve it."
Li Yan Khan: "If you have trouble in Xiaoyao Sect, you should find someone with high martial arts skills to solve it. Why do you need to find someone with invincible emotional intelligence?"
The genius doctor said: "This...hehe...this is the case. My master Xiaoyao Sect, Xiaoyaozi, has taken in total three apprentices."
When Li Yan heard this, he said reflexively: "Wuyazi, Li Qiushui, Tianshan Tonglao, Love Triangle!"
The miracle doctor Sato was shocked: "Oh, Lord Qingsheng, you... do you know so well with my Xiaoyao Sect? It seems that I will save a lot of explanation."
Li Yan knelt: "You should make it clear. I'm afraid that what I understand is different from what is the real one." Li Yan was completely afraid of this unconventional plane. Now he dared not guess at all. It would be better to let the parties involved say it themselves.
Doctor Sato said: "As Lord Love Saint said, this is a story of a love triangle. Master Wuyazi is a handsome young man. Both Master Li Qiushui and Tonglao Tianshan both love Master Wuyazi..."
Li Yan nodded, it seemed that it was the same as the original work for the time being.
At this time, the divine doctor Sato changed his voice: "Originally, if Master Li Qiushui and Master Tonglao of Tianshan married Master Wuyazi together, this matter could be solved perfectly, or Master Wuyazi chose one and refused the other. As long as the matter was handled better, it could be solved, but... Master Wuyazi was a person with negative emotional intelligence."
"Puff!" Li Yan knelt: "Is emotional intelligence negative?"
Doctor Sato sighed and said, "Yes, emotional intelligence is a negative one! Master Wuyazi was confused when facing two girls who liked him, and didn't know what to do. He neither knew how to be good at everything nor how to wield the sword of wisdom to cut the love thread. As a result, the three of them were so unclear and confused and were lying around."
Li Yan's sweat began to flow. Damn, I seem to be confused and confused with many girls who like me. Why do I feel a little uneasy?
Doctor Satoshi said: "Later, Master Li Qiushui and Master Tonglao of Tianshan finally couldn't make it. The two fought and started fighting. At this time, Master Wuyazi should have come out to make a decision and explain to the two women. However, Master Wuyazi, who had full emotional intelligence, didn't know what to do. In desperation, he found a cliff, jumped off the cliff and committed suicide, hoping to use this method to resolve the dispute."
I was dizzy! Li Yan knelt: Is this a escapist? This person's emotional intelligence seems to be lower than mine. Although I am a little stunned, at this time, I can make a decision and will never jump off the cliff and commit suicide.
Li Yan couldn't help but interrogate: "When Master Wuyazi jumped off the cliff, Li Qiushui and Tianshan Tonglao were very disappointed. The two didn't want to fight anymore, so Li Qiushui went away to Xixia and Tianshan Tonglao founded Lingjiu Palace, right?"
The miracle doctor clapped his hands and said, "Lord Sheng is so powerful. Where did such information come from?"
Li Yan wiped his sweat again: "Then this matter has nothing to do with me. What's the use of asking me for?"
Doctor Sato said: "Anyway, things are forgot about this, but... Master Wuyazi was not dead at all. After jumping off the cliff, he broke his leg, finally healed his injuries, and then climbed out of the valley, and later we disciples were born."
Li Yan said "uh".
The magic doctor Sato said: "Master Wuyazi has survived incognito. He passed on to our sect's Beiming Divine Arts, Ling Po Weibu and other martial arts. He originally used himself as a portrait, but later he randomly found an unknown man in the world to paint it as a sample."
Li Yan was very angry and thought to himself: When I found the Beiming Divine Art in Wuliang Mountain, the painting on it used my face. Now I think it was Wuyazi who used Jiang Feng's face as a reference object painting.
Doctor Satoshi said: "This matter was over, but I didn't expect that in recent days, Master Tonglao and Master Li Qiushui suddenly started fighting again."
Li Yanhan said: "We are all two old ladies, so what else can we do if we are fighting?"
Doctor Satoshi said: "If it is just two old ladies that really have nothing to fight, the key is that they all have their own heritage. Master Li Qiushui accepted an apprentice, who is said to be the Princess of Xixia, and she has all her true teachings. The Tianshan Tonglao also accepted a four-apprentice, called the Meilan, Bamboo and Jujube, and is also a very powerful character."
After a pause, he said, "November ago, the King of Xixia issued a letter of state, saying that he planned to recruit a princess of Xixia so that his daughter could live a happy life. This was a good thing, but unexpectedly, when the Tianshan Tonglao learned about this, she was very angry and said that her marriage was ruined by Li Qiushui, and her beloved man was forced to jump off the cliff by Li Qiushui. How could Li Qiushui's apprentice live a good life? She sent the four sword girls of Meilan, bamboo and chrysanthemum, threatening to use a beauty trick, and she had to snatch the princess of Xixia."
Chapter completed!