Ninety-seventh cute, you are so ugly, ugly to die
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Li Yan, Yang Guo and Li Mochou walked on the path together. Yang Guo is more familiar with the road here than Li Mochou. Because Li Mochou has been away from the mountain for many years, he can't remember the road back to the ancient tomb. Although Yang Guo is young, he is an active disciple of the ancient tomb sect. He occasionally comes back once during school holidays, so he is very familiar with the road.
The three of them walked around the back mountain path. After walking for a while, they saw that the wild flowers on the hillside in front were blooming more than in front of the mountain. Large pieces of flowers filled the hillside, dyeing the entire mountain colorful. Countless jade bees were flying among the flowers on the mountain, making a buzzing sound. Li Yan knew that these jade bees were from the ancient tomb school. In the original work, Xiaolongnu even bit people with bees, so he knew that this place was not far from the ancient tomb.
Li Yan couldn't help asking the little loli, "I heard that Xiaolongnu's personality is a bit cold. She is too lazy to teach you kung fu, so she sent you to Heimu Cliff, right?"
The little loli nodded and pouted, "Auntie doesn't care much about me."
Li Yan thought to himself: In the original work, Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo have a good relationship? In the end, they became a gangster. Why did they not have a good relationship in this plane? Oh! I understand! In the original work, they are both opposite sexes, but in this plane, they are both women, so Xiaolongnu is too lazy to dump Yang Guo.
Li Mochou next to him sighed, "Yes, the junior sister is a little cold. She and I are still senior sisters, so she doesn't dump me either. In short, it's not easy to get along with... This time I came back to the mountain to ask her for the Jade Girl Heart Sutra, and I think she probably won't dump me."
Li Yan wiped a sweat: "No matter how cold she feels, she is still a decent person. Let's talk to her carefully, maybe she will dump us." In fact, this sentence can only be used to comfort himself. Even if Xiaolongnu is not a decent person in "The Legend of Condor Heroes", she can only be said to be an introverted loner. She really has nothing to do with the word "decent". She is a typical character who "even if the flood is over, I don't have to worry about it."
The three of them walked for a while, and Yang Guo pointed to a stone and said, "You can see the gate of the ancient tomb bypassing the stone."
Li Yan was excited and took two steps urgently. As soon as he walked past the stone, he saw a large number of people in front of him, all squeezing in front of an ancient tomb... These people were old and young, tall and short, fat and thin, but there was one thing in common. That was, they were all men.
Li Yan was startled: "What's the situation? Why are there so many people?" But he knew the answer immediately, and all the men shouted at the ancient tomb: "Miss Long, marry me..."
Someone was holding a broken piano and sang there, singing, "If you want to get married, don't marry someone else, you must marry me..."
Someone was combed with a hippie hairstyle and sang: "Marry me, I will make you happy forever. Let's walk together in the future, hold your hand and hold my hand tightly..."
Someone was wearing gorgeous clothes and holding an erhu in his hands and sang: "It's really okay for a girl to marry me. There are not many infatuated men. Please marry me and live a good life. I hope we can watch the sunset together..."
Li Yan gasped... In the original work, after Li Mochou spread the fake news that Xiaolong's girl was going to kiss, he also caused some trouble, but he was not so messy.
I saw a woman wearing white clothes and calm face standing at the door of the tomb. This woman was much younger than Li Mochou. She looked about sixteen or seventeen years old. Her face was very cold and she didn't even have any expression. Her eyes seemed to be unable to turn around, and she stood motionless at the door of the tomb. She didn't even show any expression to the men's courtship.
Li Yan pointed to the woman and said, "Can that be the little dragon girl?"
Yang Guo and Li Mochou nodded together and said, "That's my aunt (junior sister)."
"Miss Long, you talk, which one do you want to choose?" The men began to cheer, and many men squeezed in front of Xiaolongnu, looking like "Choose me".
But Xiaolongnu didn't even look at them, and her cold eyes seemed to be unfocused. She just "hummed" coldly without saying a word.
Little Loli Yang said, "Auntie is angry. She is driving these men away."
Li Yanqi said: "She is driving people? Why can't I see it? She obviously didn't say anything."
Little Loli Yang said, "Auntie said something, the humming word means 'get out of me'."
Li Yan Khan: "My mother, who can understand this?"
Li Yan couldn't understand at all, and in fact those men couldn't understand at all. No one had the meaning of "get out" and was still squeezing towards Xiaolongnu.
Xiaolongnu's expression still remained unchanged, and she hummed coldly again.
Yang Jiao said: "My aunt is very angry, and the consequences are very serious. She is telling those men that if I don't get out, I will hit someone."
Li Yan knelt: "Hey, she has no expression at all. Where did she see that she is very angry? In addition, she only snorted. Where did you hear that she was going to release the jade bee? I've cheated my father. Are we creatures on the same planet?"
Yang Guo spread his hands and said, "Anyway, I just understand! I am the one who understands my aunt the most in this world."
Li Yan wiped sweat.
Of course, the alien language that only Yang Guo can understand cannot scare away those men. The men still sing and sing, crowding people, and keep shouting in front of Xiaolongnu.
Xiaolongnu was furious! Of course, her expression when she was furious... In fact, there was no expression. Yang Guo, the only person in the world, could see that she was furious. No one else could see that her expression was different from what she was just now. She waved her jade hand and a silver long rope flew out, and a golden bell hung on the end of the rope.
Silver rope swept horizontally, and the men in front suddenly fell.
A group of men exclaimed in unison, and one man shouted: "By the way, are you going to compete for martial arts to get a kiss?"
Another man shouted, "Yes, the news we got at the foot of the mountain was that Miss Long competed for marriage and was useless to sing and danced, but in the end it was still up to the effort."
A man shouted, "Miss Long, let's have a chance to compete. If you lose to me, you will marry me."
Xiaolongnu hummed expressionlessly.
Yang Guo said in Li Yan's ear: "Auntie is extremely angry now. She said, "You are all relying on the toads to eat swan meat. Don't say that you can't beat me, even if you beat me, you won't marry you."
Li Yan rolled his eyes: "It is simply impossible to express such a rich meaning with a humming word, but Yang Guo can understand it. This is a real terrifying thing. How did these two guys communicate?"
At this time, Xiaolongnu had already rushed into the group of men and waved the silver soot and golden bell. The martial arts of the ancient tomb sect were unique. How could those scumbag men be her opponent? In a short while, many people fell down from the ground.
The men were making noise, and some people shouted: "Miss Long's martial arts skills are indeed very good. Li thought he was not as good as that, so he said goodbye first." This is a relatively bargain. Since the "match competition" cannot be won, he naturally cannot "recruit marriage", so he retreated bravely.
Someone said: "Although I am not as good as martial arts, I can't marry Miss Long, but I also want to see who the girl Long is falling. I will step aside and watch." This kind of person is sore in his eyes. If he can't get it, he just started to make fun of it next to him.
But there are still a small number of people with relatively strong martial arts skills, but instead they have the energy to use their own skills to fight with Xiaolongnu to the same group.
Seeing these people getting more and more excited, Li Yan couldn't help but sigh: "What do you mean by this? If Xiaolongnu was willing to explain a few words carefully, it means that the competition was a false news spread by others, and the matter would be over? The result was so complicated."
Yang Guo blinked his big eyes in the naive world: "Auntie has been explaining, listen..."
When Li Yan turned his ears, he heard Xiaolongnu snorting again.
Yang Jiao said: "I heard it, my aunt is explaining 'I have no martial arts competition to attract brides'."
Li Yan: “…”
At this time, Li Mochou suddenly said, "Look at it, there is a man there who is very powerful, and the junior sister may not be his opponent."
When Li Yan heard this, he was shocked and quickly looked at him sideways. He saw a young man in the crowd who looked pretty good. He dressed up as a young man and was holding a folding fan in his hand. He looked like he was pretending to be a face. This man's martial arts skills are indeed not weak. Interestingly, he did not attack Xiaolongnu, but was dealing with other men. He only saw the folding fan in his hand hitting left and right. After a while, a lot of men lie beside him, and the limelight overshadowed Xiaolongnu.
The men couldn't help but be upset, and someone angrily said to him: "Why are you doing even beating your own people?"
The young man laughed and said, "Who is your own person with you? I am here to marry Miss Long. You are my rivals. Why don't I beat you? After you put you down, Miss Long will naturally be mine."
When he said this, many men woke up and the scene suddenly became even more chaotic. They started to beat around everywhere. The young man waved his fan and kept falling down. Xiaolongnu also waved the silver soot and golden bell, and kept knocking people down.
After a while, all the men in the field were cleaned up, and in the end, only the young boy and Xiaolongnu were left.
The young man was so proud that he hugged Xiaolongnu and said, "In Huodu, I heard that Miss Long threatened the world that today's martial arts competition will attract marriages. I am not talented, so I come to ask for advice. I would like to ask Miss Long to give me a gift. My family is noble and has a very ugly appearance. I wish to be a good match and will not be humiliated. The girl is a chivalrous woman in the world and does not need to be timid."
He said this so well that he felt decent, and a proud expression appeared on his face.
Li Yan couldn't help but snorted beside him: "Holding the book bag and talking about something messy, this guy is too insane."
Xiaolongnu also snorted coldly.
Li Yan asked Yang Guo, "What is your aunt talking about?"
Yang Guo shrugged and said, "Auntie, you are so ugly, so ugly..."
Chapter completed!