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The ninth twenty-eighth cute, it looks like a broken shoe

Second update

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In fact... this is where Liu Suifeng's emotional intelligence is flawed!

Some strong women think that as long as they are independent, strong, capable, and have a strong personality, there will be men who like them and love them. This is true. There are indeed men who like this kind of women, but... this does not mean that men will gently care for such women. You should know that you are strong, independent, capable, and three points better than men. Which man will take care of you? Men will think that such women do not need to be taken care of at all, and they can handle everything by themselves. Men will instead give their gentle side to weaker women, such women who rely on others, will be afraid, fearful, and will be helpless when encountering difficulties. They have another unique charm that attracts men.

So, smart women should understand that while being strong, give themselves some weakness. Only strength and independence will scare men, only weakness and dependence will annoy men, and only hardness and softness will bother men, that is the woman that men like the most. (Excerpt from the thirty-two father-in-law’s tremendous work "The Woman in the Elephant's Eyes")

Li Yan is holding a piece of hard on his chest and a piece of soft on his back. This is also another form of hardness and softness. However, soft has no objection, but hard is angry.

Liu Suifeng snorted coldly: "Stay away from this man. You are so tightly pressing against a man's back. Don't you know how shy you are? Humph! You are so arrogant and don't know how shameless you are. You look like a broken shoe."

The female emperor was shocked: "What awesome look, you can tell that I am a broken shoe at a glance? You can also tell that I am a watery flower! I... where did I expose it?"

Liu Suifeng sweated heavily. For the first time in his life, he heard a woman admit that she was a broken shoe and also admitted that she was awesome! You should know that even the "JinV" in brothels would be angry if he heard someone say that she was a broken shoe. This woman was not angry and just recognized her like this? How thick-skinned is this?

Liu Suifeng felt that this woman was very difficult. She was afraid that it was a little difficult to hang her with words, but she still couldn't give up and said sarcastically: "Oh, I admit that I was so generous and generous. You are so impressive. Look at you, unlike the girl in a brothel, you are clearly a rich lady. Have you been played with by a rich second-generation from a family? Puff! How much did the other party's family spend to settle this matter?"

After hearing this, the female emperor finally rose an angry look on her face: "I...I am not a rich second generation... Just compare money, my family is the richest in the world. Who can deal with me with money?" Her face darkened and said sadly: "I was deceived by a shameless liar. He pretended to be my beloved man and deceived my feelings. Not only did he cheat me of money, but he also cheated me... I was turned into a broken shoe by him... wu..."

As soon as these words were said, Liu Suifeng felt a little uncomfortable. After a person had done something bad, he would inevitably keep that thing in his heart and was intimidated. Even if he was a vicious person, he would be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Not to mention that Liu Suifeng was not an evil person. After she did something to deceive the female emperor's feelings, she felt a little uneasy and regretted her behavior. Now, after hearing what the female emperor said, she looked at her face carefully and couldn't help but sweat.

She leaned into Li Yan's ear and bit his ear and said, "It's not good, this woman...is the emperor."

"What?" Li Yan was shocked.

Liu Suifeng bit his ear and whispered: "I can't make a mistake. This woman is really the female emperor. Can I still admit my mistake? You know, I have disguised myself as Yue Fei and have been with her for a while."

Li Yan Khan: "Hey, if you don't bring such a spoof, how could you pick up an emperor at will? Will the emperor not take his men when he goes out?"

Liu Suifeng said: "How could I know? She is the emperor anyway, it's impossible to make a mistake..."

Li Yan felt a little cramped in his face.

Liu Suifeng was still a little guilty about the Queen. Now that he recognized her, he immediately felt that he was shorter. When she saw the Queen crying sadly, she was obviously touched by the pain in her heart. She thought to herself: In order to lie to her, I did touch and kiss her, but... I am also a woman, and I have not taken away her chastity at all. Why did she insist that she was a torn shoe?

So he advised, "Sister, stop crying, what I said just now seems to be a bit too much. I apologize to you... Cough cough... According to my observation, you are obviously not a broken shoe, but you are obviously an uninformed virgin."

The queen cried and said, "No, I was touched and kissed by a disgusting man and took advantage of it. Isn't this considered a broken shoe?"

Liu Suifeng said awkwardly: "It doesn't matter just touching and kissing, don't care..." Her words were exactly the same as those of the thirty-two father-in-law and Mi Cangqiong who advised the female emperor.

The female emperor raised her eyebrows and shouted, "Where is the fat and ugly palace maid? Let her know what it means to touch and kiss..." After saying that, she thought that she had fallen into the hands of a thief, so she could call the palace maid now, so she had to say depressedly: "If you are touched and kissed by an inexplicable man, you will think it doesn't matter, don't you have to care?"

Liu Suifeng was sweating heavily, feeling that it was really hard to persuade him. When she saw the female emperor lying on Li Yan's back, she seemed to be very close. She wondered in her heart: Didn't the female emperor like Yue Fei? Why did she fall in love with Li Yan so quickly? Could this be the reason why she just admitted that she was so beautiful?

She couldn't help but say, "Didn't you just say you have a beloved man? Why are you doing so intimately on this man's back? Little sister, I have to advise you, even if you really think you are broken shoes, don't give up on yourself. Any man will stick to any kind of man, that will even be worse than broken shoes."

The female emperor was embarrassed and said with a blushing face: "My beloved man is dead. He was killed by the man who deceived me. He even stripped his skin to make a human skin mask to deceive me. I was actually taken advantage of by a devil wearing the skin of his lover. Woo... Actually, I don't want to live anymore... I... I..." It's not necessary to explain what she came after, and everyone understood that she was anxious to find a support for her feelings because of a major change and her heart was shaken, so she fell in love with Li Yan. Or she was a little self-deprecating, and she had a bit of the taste of finding a man to hand over herself.

Li Yan felt a little unhappy when he heard this. He rolled his eyes and glared at Liu Suifeng: Look at the good things you have done.

Liu Suifeng smiled bitterly and shrugged.

Li Yan bit her ear and said, "What should I do?"

Liu Suifeng said: "Cool salad! I am not a psychologist, I can't cure this disease."

Li Yan whispered: "One person does things and one person does it. You should wipe your butt if you are sucking yourself."

Liu Suifeng rolled his eyes: "Hey, can you speak more vulgarly? I'm a woman, is it okay for you to speak like this to me?"

Li Yan also rolled his eyes: "Since it's a woman, don't put on makeup and become a man to deceive others' relationships. Look at what's going on now."

Liu Suifeng said: "I just burn it or bury it. Please help me think of a solution."

Li Yan hummed, "I won't help you, why should I help you?"

Liu Suifeng said, "This is the case. If you are willing to help me, I will let you kiss me. You men will not suffer any losses in this condition."

When Li Yan heard this, he couldn't help but feel moved. He helped her kiss her? The conditions are very good! Liu Suifeng is beautiful, smart and cute, and has personality. In fact, he is the type that Li Yan likes very much. When Li Yan hugged her, he would raise his head with his elephant nose, which means she is very attractive to Li Yan. Of course, Li Yan is full of moral integrity and has low emotional intelligence. If Liu Suifeng doesn't take the initiative to speak, he will not dare to do anything rude to her.

Now Liu Suifeng took the initiative to speak out, a woman who is very attractive to him, can ask herself to kiss her if she asks her to do a favor. Which man wouldn’t be moved if this is such a good thing?

In fact, this is the stupidity of men. Such conditions are simply ignored by truly smart men.

You should know that if a woman gives you the conditions of "If you help me, let me kiss you", it can only explain one thing, that is, this woman has a considerable likes you, and her favorability is so great that it can give you a advantage. If a smart man with high emotional intelligence hears that a woman says, she doesn't have to help her do anything. She just hug her and kiss her strongly, and the things can be done. But all men are stupid. After hearing a woman propose such conditions, the first thing that comes to mind is not "This woman can already get on", but "I can get on after helping her". A simple thing is complicated by men. You can reach the end by walking east and one step, but you run around the earth to the west before you reach it. It's really stupid. (Excerpt from the latest masterpiece of the thirty-two father-in-law "The Man in the Eyes of the Eunuchs")

Li Yan was overjoyed and said, "Miss Liu, this is what you said yourself. I'll help you with it. Please let me kiss you."

Liu Suifeng cursed in his heart: I'll give you a chance, it's okay for you to kiss me now!

Just as she thought of this, she saw Li Yan suddenly reaching out and touching her chest.

Liu Suifeng was shocked and then he was happy: Oh, the idiot got enlightened and took the initiative to touch me, and he touched his chest with one move. It seemed that his emotional intelligence had finally skyrocketed, and it was indeed right to let him learn "The Woman in the Elephant's Eyes".

Unexpectedly, Li Yan did not reach out to touch her breasts, but reached into her arms and grabbed a large handful of human skin masks from her pocket. These faces include men, women, old and young. Li Yan held them in his hand and searched for a long time, picked out a human skin mask from them, and said happily: "I found it!" After that, he covered the human skin mask with his face against Liu Suifeng.

In an instant, Liu Suifeng turned into Yue Fei!
Chapter completed!
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