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871 Meng, pee in your pants

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Everyone was eating and drinking, and they said some vulgar jokes. In order not to be suspected, Li Yan had to tell a few pornographic jokes from later generations, which made him feel very happy. The two praised Li Yan together and said, "You are smart, have good martial arts skills, and are very good at speaking. You will definitely be indispensable in Feihuang Tengda in the future."

Li Yan had no choice but to smile and said, "Then I'll help the two adults to support them."

After eating and drinking, it was getting late. Although I couldn't see the light outside in the prison and whether the sun set, the biological clock of the human body would not be faked. Several men in black called it and said lazily: "It's not too early today, can we sleep?"

Ren Lao Renchen laughed and scolded, "Sleep aside, I'll send you some time to take turns to sleep. This prisoner must not miss you." He ordered casually, "Ren Chen, you and five brothers are guarding the second half of the night... I and five other brothers are guarding the first half of the night." He clicked a few people casually, but also clicked Li Yan into the list of guarding the first half of the night.

Everyone assigned to do it, and Ren Chen brought five men in black and lay down in a haystack in an empty cell next to him. Several others continued to stare at Liu Suifeng, and Li Yan cursed in his heart: This is too strict, can it be done in a blink of an eye?

Just as he was thinking about whether there were any, he suddenly heard Liu Suifeng in the cell saying in a low voice: "Please come and untie the rope for me. I want to go to the corner of the house. Before yesterday, when Mr. Zhuge was responsible for me to take care of me, he would make it convenient for me every once in a while, but you Qin Party didn't even understand this." It turned out that yesterday, Mr. Zhuge and the Four Great Devils were responsible for guarding her, and they were all women. This was quite convenient. As long as she opened her mouth, the Four Great Devils asked her to go to the toilet, and there was no trouble at all. But after Qin Hui's people, they were all men in black, and she kept holding on.

But even the gods couldn't afford to hurt her if she didn't go to the toilet all day? She finally couldn't hold it in, so she had to speak.

When Li Yan heard this, he secretly complained that something was wrong, and at the same time he secretly blamed himself, and even forgot about the three urgent things. After reading too many martial arts novels, he thought that experts didn’t have to go to the toilet... But in fact, who doesn’t go to the toilet?

Ren Lao snorted coldly: "Are you a fool? Just a prisoner who wants us to serve? Just pull it in your pants." In fact, the reason why the prisoners are dirty and smelly is that the prisoners hang the prisoners on the shelf and ignore them. The prisoners' feces and urine have to be pulled directly into their pants. Therefore, the environment of the prison becomes worse and worse. When you walk into the prison, you can smell the extremely disgusting smell.

Working hard is not particularly aggrieved by Liu Suifeng, but since ancient times, the prisoners have been tormenting prisoners in this way.

Liu Suifeng couldn't help but get angry: "Put it in your pants? You can tell me, are you still human?" She is a clean woman. She feels uncomfortable all over when she falls into a dirty environment like the Heavenly Prison. If she really pulls her shit and urine in her pants, even if she can escape, she is afraid she won't want to live in the world anymore.

She was anxious for a moment and had to look at Li Yan with begging eyes. Now Li Yan is an undercover agent of the Power Gang, and the subordinate of Peng Jiu, the one-legged town of Qianshan, made a special trip to send her to the Heavenly Prison to rescue her. Who can she ask for help if she doesn't ask for help from Li Yan?

Li Yan couldn't help but smile bitterly: My aunt, how do you want me to help you? This... Damn... I have to rack my brains to find a way again.

He hugged his head with both hands and began to think hard about his solution.

Liu Suifeng on the other side began to get up unnaturally, his legs tightened and his body twisted. It turned out that this was a state of being unable to hold urine. When a human being held in urine, the supreme manifestation of the legs is that his waist and buttocks will twist. Many people even bend down or squat on the ground, but Liu Suifeng was tied to a pillar. She could not bend down or squat down to relieve the pressure on her bladder, which made it even more difficult to hold it down.

She had no choice but to pray to God and worship Buddha: "Tatagata Buddha, please bless Hippos Sanren, hurry up and think of a way to help me... This Hippos Sanren must be more intelligent. If he is a fool, before I figured out a way to do it when I wet my pants, I would just commit suicide, so as to avoid such great insults."

Just as he was feeling soft, Li Yan finally let go of his head-to-holding hand and stood up.

Liu Suifeng was happy and thought to himself: This person is thinking very quickly, Peng Jiu's subordinate is reliable.

Li Yan said to Ren Lao: "Mr. Ren, my subordinates think it's not appropriate to let this prisoner pull his shit and urine in his pants."

Ren Raochi said: "Why?"

Li Yan said: "This prisoner is not an ordinary prisoner. The crime he committed reaches Tianting. Although our people take over her management now, who knows whether Mr. Zhuge and the emperor will suddenly run to the prison to ask him? It's okay for Mr. Zhuge, but it's good to let the smell of shit and urine smell smell, but if the emperor's golden body comes, it's not good to smell the scent of saints on the prisoner, it's not good. Maybe it will be a punishment on us."

After thinking hard, this is true. This prisoner was a serious crime committed by the emperor. Maybe the emperor would really go to the prison to ask him about it. This is a possibility. Moreover, the emperor is a beauty, a famous jass of a small family. If he was furious by the smell of shit and urine, he would suddenly become furious and punish these little prisoners. At that time, the Prime Minister Qin would never disobey the emperor's will in order to protect them. He would definitely give up his soldiers and save the commander.

If you work hard, you will have to sweat. You will quickly say, "Hippo is a mess, thanks to your thoughts on such an important joint, I almost forgot... Go and remove the prisoner and let him go to the corner of the house."

He gave the order, but several men in black refused to move. What a joke, why should a dignified national civil servant serve the prisoners and piss? Who is the old man? Although the external propaganda says that civil servants are the public servants of the people, in fact, fools know that civil servants are all the old man and all the people are all the public servants... When is it the old man's turn to do things for the public servants?

Seeing that his subordinates didn't move, he understood what was going on. In fact, he didn't want to move. He waved his hand and said to Li Yan: "I won't bother the two masters in one thing, but the hippos are apart. You will do this for you. In short, if you have made great contributions, I will say a few good words to you in front of Prime Minister Qin."

Li Yan smiled bitterly: OK, I must do this anyway, and Liu Suifeng doesn't want to be served by those men in black, right? She is a very proud woman.

So Li Yan got into the cell again and reached out to untie the rope on Liu Suifeng's body. In fact, she was lit with acupoints and had not eaten for a few days. She had no strength to carry it back and did not need to tie it up at all. However, as a serious offender, she had to tie it to the pillar in this way to show severe punishment, which caused trouble for her convenience.

The rope was taken off, and Liu Suifeng's eyes turned to a dark place in the corner of the cell. He seemed eager to jump there and squat down to solve the problem, but... he thought that the eyes of several men outside the cell must be locked on him, so how can this be convenient?

Liu Suifeng said in a very low voice: "Hippo, you will stand behind me later and help me block their gaze."

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "Don't treat me as the bathroom door."

Liu Suifeng snorted: "Then are you unwilling to help?"

Li Yan had to smile bitterly: "Help, of course, help. If I don't want to help with this kind of help, I'm too ungenius." He had to pretend to be escorting Liu Suifeng and take her to the corner of the wall. He deliberately or unintentionally crossed his body, just blocking the sight of the hard labor outside the cell and several other men in black, allowing Liu Suifeng to shrink behind his back.

The people outside didn't care. Anyway, the cell was so big that they were not afraid of prisoners flying out after they had wings. Moreover, this was a dungeon, and even if they had wings, they could not fly away. No one was interested in seeing a man. The eyes of the men were distracted and they did not concentrate.

Liu Suifeng quietly turned his head and looked at Li Yan behind him, and found that he was indeed facing his back to him, and his head did not turn to him at all. He could never see him. He felt relieved and squatted down quickly, took off his pants, and quickly expelled the urine that had been held in his whole day.

But as soon as the urine was sprinkled, she felt something was wrong... Because she had been holding it for too long, she was soaking in her urine, and it was full of energy and shot to the ground like a water arrow, making a very loud rustling sound. The people outside the cell were far away, and they were still cursing and saying something, they should not hear the sound of urine, but Li Yan stood behind her, and the sound could not escape his ears anyway.

Liu Suifeng's face turned red in an instant. Fortunately, there was disguise medicine and he was not afraid of being seen. But the feeling of shame in his heart was lingering and he was so sad that he wanted to die.

She raised her pants and stood up, and asked Li Yan in a low voice: "Hear?"

Li Yan had no choice but to say, "Yes."

Liu Suifeng said weakly: "Tell me how to solve this problem by yourself?"

Li Yan had to smile bitterly and said, "After going back, I will be responsible for cleaning the toilet for a week. Is this okay?"

Liu Suifeng snorted coldly and said, "Let's do this for the time being, this matter cannot be spread. If there is any rumor, it will not be solved by cleaning the toilet." She added, "You are the one in our Power Gang, so you will be so gentle. If you are an outsider... I deafened your ears and cut your tongue!"

Li Yan said, "If I were an outsider, why would I come to the Heavenly Prison to save you? If I don't come to the Heavenly Prison to save you, how could I encounter this kind of thing? And... I encountered this kind of thing to help you. Why are you so fierce? Although I am your subordinate, I also have dignity. Please don't vent your anger on your subordinates at will."
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