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Fifth, fourth, third, cute, heroes like wardrobes

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Li Yan said sweating profusely: "It's not that I can't get on because of moral integrity, but... my friend was exhausted just now and was resting. I can't get up again in a short period of time."

"Spicy Mom! Are you tired?" The girl with pigtails blinked her ingenious eyes and swept around Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui with malicious eyes. She laughed and said, "So that's it. You are in my closet, watching the exciting scenes outside, and you usually enjoy the joy of fish and water, right? OK, Li Yan, you are getting more and more prosperous."

Li Yan Khan: "No, we didn't enjoy the joy of fish and water. Don't talk nonsense, the reputation of Hero Xiao will be ruined by you."

Xiao Qiushui was like a child who was caught by a teacher in doing bad things, and nodded violently and said, "Yes, yes, there is no joy in the future. People will be a hero in the future. How could they be with men in places like the wardrobe... absolutely not."

The girl with pigtails grinned and hummed, "What's wrong with the hero? He also wants to give birth to a son... Should the hero live alone for the rest of his life without even leaving a baby? Hehe, in my opinion, heroes usually have to take care of their face and cannot give birth to children openly, so the more heroes are, the more they like to hide in places like wardrobes and other places."

Li Yan Waterfall Khan: What is your logic? The hero is not like you.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qiushui's eyes lit up after hearing this and said happily: "So what do other heroes like to be in the closet?"

The girl with pigtails nodded and said, "That's right! The more hero you are, the more you like the wardrobe, you will definitely not be wrong." She has been used to talking nonsense since she was a child. When she talks such nonsense, her face will not blush and her heart will not be beaten.

Xiao Qiushui had no doubt about her nonsense, and her frustration was wiped out, and she clapped her hands and said, "It's great, it seems that I haven't lost the style of a hero."

Li Yan was a great knight.

At this time, the girl with pigtails had already moved her attention away from Xiao Qiushui and treated her as air. She grew up in a brothel and had seen too much about men and women doing things. Li Yan and another girl were not jealous at all. Unexpectedly, this kind of thing was as normal as eating and breathing, and she had seen a lot of it. When she was still young, she had encountered her mother Wei Chunhua and her client many times. Under this influence, no matter how ridiculous Li Yan did, she would not be jealous, and she would not be disgusting and treat it very calmly.

She smashed Li Yan's mouth and said, "Look at this Princess Jianning, is I doing well in training? Although you are a little tired now and can't eat her, it's the same if you come back and eat it...hehe..."

Li Yan glanced on the bed. Princess Jianning was still in a short coma after extreme excitement. Her naked body was trembling slightly, and a flush after passion appeared under her skin. The corners of his eyes twitched and he said sweating: "You have been trained too much... This is simply a complete slave."

"Don't you like * slaves?" The girl with pigtails laughed and said, "In the months when you were missing, I have been thinking about a question, why are you so cruel and left me on the Heimu Cliff and walking alone in the world without coming back to see me?"

Li Yanxin said: This is because I want to hide from the Oriental Girl. How do you want it?

I heard the girl with pigtails say, "I can't think of any place to offend you, you want to abandon me. Later... after my mother's explanation, I finally understood... the answer is... I didn't make you happy so much that I didn't want to leave me..."

"What?" Li Yandaqi: "What's the situation?"

She continued to explain: "My mother said that to keep a man by her side, you must work hard to manage it, because for men, there are too many temptations in this world, and brothel girls are everywhere, from five taels of silver to fifty thousand silver, with a rich variety, where can't get women? Why do men often come to visit your business? My mother said... If you want to keep a man, you have to let that man taste enough sweetness in her... For example, you have to be proficient in the appearance today, and you have to be proficient in all eighteen appearances, and you have to invent more fancy styles anytime and anywhere... Otherwise, the man will get tired of playing a few times and will leave."

Li Yan was sweating profusely when he heard this: You... Your mother's theory seems to make some sense, but this is the principle of a brothel. It may not be applicable when taken outside. Do you understand?

The girl with pigtails continued, "As soon as my mother said this, I understood that the reason why you left Heimu Cliff and abandoned me was that you couldn't find any fun in me, right? You're tired of playing, right?"

Li Yan shouted, "Hey, don't talk nonsense. I haven't played with you at all, why are you tired of playing?"

The girl with braids directly ignored Li Yan's explanation and hummed: "Anyway, I must be a boring woman in your heart, otherwise you wouldn't have been away for so long... My mother said, if a beloved guest doesn't come to the door for several months, he will definitely be tired of playing..."

Li Yan was sweating heavily: Nimmy, when will I become your benefactor? We are friends, do you understand friends?

The girl with pigtails said, "My mother gave me a suggestion. She said, in our Lichun Courtyard, if Enke gets tired of playing with a girl and that girl doesn't want to lose this Enke, the best way is to find a sister to help. If the two girls serve him together, he will find a little freshness in it."

Li Yan: “…”

The girl with braids said, "So, I'll train Princess Jianning. Do you like her like this? Let me play with you...so you don't let me down again. If you get tired of playing with both of them, just say, I'll help you think of some new tricks... Don't leave without saying a word."

Li Yan wiped sweat on his forehead. He remembered that the girl with braids in the past was not like this. In the past, she hated lustful things the most. She always broke into the door and ruined things when she did something. Now why do you take the initiative to do lustful things? It's so weird.

In fact, this is the perfect score for men. A creature like a woman has completely different sides when dealing with men. If a woman is with a man whose relationship is average or whose relationship is developing, they will appear very reserved and show their pure side, and will never let men go a step further.

But when a woman falls in love with a man wholeheartedly, she will try her best to meet the needs of the man. The so-called woman is to please her. In order to make the person she falls in love with, a woman will put down all her figures and turn from a pure fairy into the most shameless one, just to fight the favor of the person she wants. In a gender relationship, the more postures a woman is willing to do for you, the more shameful it is, it proves that she loves you and is willing to make more compromises for you.

If a man and a woman get into bed, the woman will lie in a normal position and don’t cooperate like a dead fish, and is unwilling to accept the various positions you put forward, it usually only means that she doesn’t love you. So... If a boy at school wants to play in high-end positions, it’s better to be careful and find a woman who loves herself. Don’t find a woman who doesn’t love herself, but just to make a living with you. That will only make sex life dull. (Excerpt from the thirty-two father-in-law’s masterpiece "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch")

In short, the girl with pigtails had a sense of crisis because Li Yan had been away for too long. She always felt that Li Yan didn't like her anymore, so she changed her ways to please Li Yan and trained a slave to serve him, hoping that he would change his mind.

Li Yan didn't understand the thoughts of these women, but no matter how stupid I still understand that the girl with pigtails couldn't bear to leave, so she said awkwardly: "Oh, don't think too much. I left Heimuya not because I didn't want to be friends with you, but there were some very...uh... embarrassing reasons. After I practice martial arts, I will come back openly, not for any good training slave!"

At this moment, Xiao Qiushui next to him suddenly said, "Daddy, why do you keep saying that you are a woman? Did you...because you...because you have turned your mind towards the woman after you become a eunuch?"

The girl with pigtail rolled her eyes and thought to herself: Since this woman is very close to Li Yan, she is considered her own person. It doesn’t matter to tell her that I am a woman pretending to be a eunuch. So she said, “I am a woman.”

"What?" Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "Can women also be eunuchs? Then... I heard that men want to cut off... cough... where is the place where women want to cut off as eunuchs?"

Seeing her cute and cute look, the girl with pigtails suddenly became interested and smiled wickedly: "Cut her breasts... and cut off her breasts, and a woman can be a eunuch."

Xiao Qiushui was shocked and covered her chest and took three steps back. Her beautiful big eyes were filled with fear. Oh my God, cut off the woman's breasts? This...this...this is too terrible.

The girl with pigtails smiled and said, "How about it, do you want to be a female eunuch?"

Xiao Qiushui screamed, covered her chest and turned around and ran, and walked through the window, climbed up the tree, and leaped... Her light skills were at the limit at this moment, and the human body could be completely stimulated. If you go to the Power Gang Comprehensive Martial Arts School to take the exam without the exam, with this light skills, you can at least go to high school directly.

The girl with pigtails glanced at her back and smiled and said, "Where did you find this silly woman?"

Li Yan shrugged: "It's hard to say anything, it's better not to say it. Let's talk about something serious. This time you came to Yunnan with Kang Mazi's order. On the one hand, you are sending the princess, and on the other hand, you are also going to touch Wu Sangui's bottom and study whether he will rebel."

The girl with pigtails was slightly surprised: "Huh? You rarely go to the Qing court. You should be blinded by the Qing Dynasty. Why do you know this? You are very awesome."
Chapter completed!
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